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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Scopper Gaban with the super power of "I love my big wife!"

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I bet Tiger King is looking at Straw's pardon like Homer here.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Tomorrow is @thehammahnator.bsky.social and my 1st wedding anniversary! We have been together for over 2000 days, 7 years of moving across the US, laughing, crying, and raising our son. We are the happiest we've ever been. I love you Dawn 💜🐮! I Can't wait to live our Fallout dreams here in LV. 🫏🫰💕💖🐮

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Me today hearing the news after taking a nap:

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

If you see this, post a robot. Simpsons robots are my favorite robots. 🍺🤖

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

This month has been wild. Kiddo started kindergarten and we've been catching up on everything. We don't have a car so we've been walking and busing everywhere. Absolutely love how pretty this place is, even if it's 100°f+ we can get everywhere/thing we need.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Bonus 4 because fuck it these are still some of my favorite albums of all time.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Almost cried thinking about how these albums shaped teenage me. I can remember the SMELL of the Zune that i put these albums on. i can still FEEL the big button that was smoothed away from constant use.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

My wife (borat voice) Love wife, put wife in phone! Helps me calm down or smile when I'm having panic attacks at the grocery store when we are separate lol

My wife (borat voice) Hammah is my lock screen because I love my wife.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

This fucking week...so much that i cant get into. It's to help our son, but there's nothing more stressful than meeting with 3 different agencies everyday this week. Cant wait until payday next month, we need a break and medicine. I need a joint, döner kebab, and a hug when this is done. 🫏💜

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Happy 7/10 or OIL day! Smoke a huge one for all us dankrupt homies. Do it for all us tummy hurters without the electric cabbage to keep the government away. Be kind to y'alls'selfs, homies!

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

You are always there for me and your warmth lights up every room you are in. Also you are so cute, and I want your ass spread on my face like alouette. 🫏💜🐄

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

For the hell of it, here is an updated map of where I've been in the US. tenpages.github.io

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Don't worry, I'll help take care of you 💜🫏🥜💦🐄

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I am going to commit great crime, I am going to start posting on America day. Mute these tags to prevent accidental cockage on feed. #donkfc #FCF

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

This is a reminder to get yourself a treat-snack to deal with the fireworks tomorrow. Take care of yo'selves homies. Eat a snack, drink a hydrate, eat a whole walmart rotisserie chicken in your car, we got this shit. 🫏🫰🎇

Jarritos gummies
Mango, mandarin pineapple, lime, tamarind, and fruit punch flavors.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

@hammahofdawn.bsky.social made some bombass spam rice with mixed veggies. 🤤🍚

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Don't forget to blow cinnamon around and thru your doorways today, homies. Manifest luck, manifest results, and manifest yo'self. Hydrate, eat a food, and be kind to your own progress.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Get in the jar, Ned! Yakult, soju, and sprite.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

EXPEL MANA EXPEL MANA EXPEL MANA EXPEL MANA cast slime, then rest for 3 turns.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Fuck yeah, means you have to make a shitload of Brazilian limeade.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Got meds and jack in the box. This was the view as i walked back with food.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Man, I still remember the burning oil fields glowing in the night from Iran when our ship (CVN74) was in the Straits of Hormuz.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I cant wait to be un-dankrupted. Memes to make the pains goes aways . Dont forget to hydrate homies, it's been +105°f here and I'm baking but not baked.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I always took it as a callback to this scene in s7ep21 where Cleetus says goodbye to these boots he got for Brandine. "You only move once" is s8ep2 so i took it as Homer/showrunners making a continuity joke. I love when Homer is just nonchalant about all the weirdness.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Looks like friendly fire is back on the menu boys. Did they literally learn nothing from Vietnam?! we had idiots that came in as officers, didnt deploy, and got shitloads of ppl killed by playing armchair tactician from the mess hall. Others marched junior enlisted into slaughter or slaughtering.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Hey homies, being respectful as fuck here, if you dont accidentally want to see my cock please mute #donkfc , if you don't want to be jumpscared by dick on fridays I'd also recommend muting #FCF. My hot amazing cow wife said they are cool with it, as long as they get them pics first lol

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Fuck Trump, happy birthday to me and thank you @hammahofdawn.bsky.social for being the best wife ever.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Tomorrow is my 35th bday!I've been homeless with fam, did 6 cross country moves, had 3 big car accidents, had a child then got married, gone to 5 different universities, was diagnosed with PTSD from military service and saved a kitten from inside of a running Ford Mustang just in the last 5 years.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Marge voice: "Here's the national guard sleeping, here it is dozing, and here it is after a visit from the orange man. Here's a cute one, they're all tuckered out"

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Just grumping: it fucking sucks that i share a bday with Cheeto dick. Sucks im gonna be dankrupt for it, daddy day, AND my wife's bday too. Just got to keep watch of my seizures, just got to make it to next month. With everything going on, take care of yourselves homies. Hugs and hydration 🫏💜🫂

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Not wishing ill, but fuck Dallas/Ft. Worth. I'm glad i never have to be in that hell again. When the snow storm hit we lost power AND water for almost 3 weeks. Saw neighbors with over $1000 bills for energy and we had to melt snow just to have toilet/dishes/bathing water for the family, kid was 2.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Everyone be nice to my hot streamer cow wife! They are amazing and awesome.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

My cock, pussy, and dad bod. Hope everything calms down for y'all homies. Apprecitate your presence, and thank you for your posts. They really help give me more confidence to express donkey heehawitude. 🫏👍

My right foot tattoo, 1/2 of old sailor traditional tattoo.

Honeynut, my esa cat that has travelled 6 cross country moves with us.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Happy pride month, homies! 🫏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜 Get out there alphabet mafia! Hee Haws and Hee Heeeys~

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Eat a food, drink a hydrate, and take care of yourselves, homies. Smoke em if you got em for all the dankrupt and tired homies.

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