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@soeyecee.bsky.social
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-30s, virgo asffff -kickin incredibly dope shit -reality tv, jokes, books, food, grass -hiding from my job -she/her

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
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White Lady Voodoo Voodoo Stan Twt Doll
ALT: White Lady Voodoo Voodoo Stan Twt Doll
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
True story based on a structured settlement
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fake ass hijack. Where were the oxygen masks? Why were all the tv screens black?
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Popped on here to say I have real tears from hawk(eye)s-gate thank you eric schmitt
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thrift Shop still a banger
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So literally "Allahu akbar," only in English
@60Minutes on X:
Bravo, the U.S. Air Force weapon systems officer who was stranded behind enemy lines in Iran for two days, tells 60 Minutes about the first message he was able to send to the U.S.: “God is good.” cbsn.ws/4gOIzjI
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Good on barnes & noble for shipping to correctional facilities
Barnes & noble checkout, you can choose to ship to a correctional facility
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Stefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Alright honey the NYtimes is doing a profile on us. Make sure your best Bo Jackson jersey is clean for the photo shoot.
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chistery1.bsky.social @chistery1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
his life was stolen by our criminal injustice system
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My 13th reason as a parent
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This rain delay god's plan to show lsu they ain't need pro players on the roster
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They really got duane ass
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fucking taser gloves???
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh wow
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
so the ex president of taylor farms stole millions and used some of it to buy an offensive lineman for cal lmfaoo what the fuck
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Rice krispie treat with almond butter
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🗝️🐍🦉🌙 Dolly 🗡️ Dagger 🍉🇺🇦📚🌈 @dollydagger6.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Criticism of Taylor Swift is misogynistic!” She flies a private jet, wore Cartier Jewels, and has been silent about genocide. She’s not one of you. She’s part of the problem.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The worst people in the world putting themselves unnecessarily in harm's way is the most patriotic thing they could do, if the clouds have the courage to do what's right
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just heard the MAGA relatives ain't coming to the family reunion in September
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Two Women Walking on Sidewalk
ALT: Two Women Walking on Sidewalk
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
so you don't confuse them with mountains
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Alex @alexfromlegal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lucky that my breasts are small and humble
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This Giannis trade crazy. Cray. Zee.
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No but really why tf was taylor swift there
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Sure Grandma Lets Get You To Bed
Alt: Sure Grandma Lets Get You To Bed
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Embarrassing time to be American mayne fr
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
fatty is a CRAZY name for a supplement
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probably not following you back @sassynegress.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Big yikes
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Calling Spencer Pratt a reality tv ~star~ is really overselling his fame
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Eduardo Rãul Sanchez @tonytwoteeth.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
AYE WHY SERENA WILLIAMS SPONSORING THIS GLP-1 SHIT?! Fuck that ad and fuck Ro!
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
TIL I've been on call for the month of May
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
hoops are on
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🗝️🐍🦉🌙 Dolly 🗡️ Dagger 🍉🇺🇦📚🌈 @dollydagger6.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I don’t care if an IDF soldier commits su*cide after committing war crimes and crimes against humanity such as bulldozing children alive or assass*nating women in broad daylight. I genuinely do not give a FUCK.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 24/05/2026
Jeff Bezos went on TV to whine about Zohran Mamdani to stop demonizing billionaires. The very next day Mayor Mamdani responded by forcing Amazon to pay $9M in fines accrued by Amazon delivery trucks for illegally idling. This is what happens when we elect a mayor for the people—not the corporations
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I understand what you mean, they don't get it lol
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
-__- like hello! I'm trying to be professional
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When I have my door closed for work meetings and people come busting in anyway 😒
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People who decided to stop using deodorant are selfish
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Drums or flats?
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I hate when people try to say someone wouldnt cheat because they're married. That shit means nothing to me. The fuck you mean man? I, myself, am a product of an affair
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Right?? I even included the part where they tell her "oh, that's not..." 😅
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yo that's the exact example I used to explain the point 😭😭
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's 2026 I shouldn't have to tell you why it's racist to comment about "Mexicans cleaning hotel rooms" what the fuck
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Birdwatching at a landfill is crazy
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Cudi shoulda known better in the first place not to have m.i.a. open
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Not to be peta (peta sucks), but animal racing makes me sad
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
A ten year paid vacation would heal me I think
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