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@soeyecee.bsky.social
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-30s, virgo asffff -kickin incredibly dope shit -reality tv, jokes, books, food, grass -hiding from my job -she/her

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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Good on barnes & noble for shipping to correctional facilities
Barnes & noble checkout, you can choose to ship to a correctional facility
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
She a reader
1475 day reading streak; 396 weeks in a row
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Fuck I love limp bizkit
"Making love to morgan wallen" by limp bizkit
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Bro lmfao this so hilarious 😭😭😭 "We mighta had a data breach, so here's 25 cent off"
Park Mobile class action lawsuit data breach; settlement is a 25 cent credit you can use up to four times for a total discount of $1
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Lmfaoooooo 🖕🖕
“All of them. All of them. Every last one of them,” Ladapo said. “Every last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain and slavery. Who am I, as a government or anyone else, to tell you what you should put in your body? I don’t have that right. Your body is a gift from God.”
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Politicians and anti-vaxxers are extremely fucking stupid and I can't emphasize this enough. You're a bozo and a loser if you think you know more than scientists. So tired of this dumb ass state.
DeSantis to make Florida first state to end all vaccine mandates for schools

Florida surgeon general equating vaccine mandates to ‘slavery’ while announcing the new policy push
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I don't hold churches in high regard for much of anything, but this was a nice gesture that I appreciate www.fox13news.com/news/men-acc...
Pastors arrested for temporarily blocking 'Black History Matters' street mural from FDOT crews in St. Pete

The Brief:

Two pastors were arrested after police said they tried to block FDOT crews from painting over the "Black History Matters" street mural in St. Petersburg.

Officers said they warned Andrew Oliver and Benedict Atherton-Zeman to move repeatedly, but they refused.

This comes amid controversy surrounding FDOT's order to remove street murals across the state.
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Wtf so katy perry is suing a senior citizen over a house because he said he was incapacitated when he signed and she too bad ... But she hasn't even paid him full purchase price?? What a cunt, she loves making old people suffer in court on their dying days (the nuns)
Perry has argued that it required extensive repairs, including $1.1 million in basement work due to flooding and $225,000 for roof damage after an oak tree fell.

Despite initially saying she wanted the house as a family home, Perry is also claiming $3.5 million in lost rent, money she argues she could have earned while the legal fight dragged on.

So far, Carl has received $9 million of the $15 million purchase price. When asked who would cover the remaining $6 million, Perry said it could come from both her and Bloom, adding, “We are family for life.”
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Tiktok guidelines are so fuckin unserious bruv
Tiktok removed comment for saying "a twink"
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Bruno’s official wikipedia 😭 #AllStars10 #DragRace
Bruno from pit crew Wikipedia page:
Bruno was born in Brazil
Bruno is gay

That’s it.
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Not y'all saying Chris and Pepe gave Ace uppies during 3x3 (and he still missed) 😭 😭 #LoveIslandUSA
Ace being lifted by Chris and Pepe during basketball on love island usa
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Yeah, you should feel fucking terrible about it.
Troops and marines deeply troubled by LA deployment: ‘Morale is not great’
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Ikyfl lmao. Gavin out here doing the bare minimum
Text message:

TO: Gavin Newsom
FROM: A Proud Dem

I support your brave stand against Trump. Don't back down!

DT
Stop2End
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Why does Michael’s, the craft store, sell fetal dopplers lmao
Fetal doppler for sale on Michaels.com
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Word for word vibing to this around 10 y/o was actually crazy
Faded -SoulDecision
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Holy wow that looks amazing!! I love sourdough. And yes, actually on the grill! Not my pic, but like this with grill marks and all, it really adds to the flavor and texture imo
Grilled sourdough
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I'm the laziest person I know and look at my resting heart rate
Avg resting heart rate 52
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Saw this on FB and girl are you being deadass rn? Is this your first bottle of nail polish??? 🤦‍♀️
Picture of nail polish on Facebook with caption "do you see those 2 little balls at the bottom right corner of the bottle? Is this normal? Am I trippin"

...the balls are mixing balls
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Oh well, anyway how's y'all Thursday coming along??
FSU shooting suspect shot in jaw
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
??????
Pic of article link to "Meagan Good, Tina Fey and more shoes at NBCU's 2025 Emmy Luncheon"
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
So I found a box of breathe right strips in my house and have been using them for a few days.... Bitch TELL ME WHY THE COUPON EXPIRED IN 2017 ⚰️
Breathe right strips coupon expired in 2017
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I'm ctfu. Bitch changed her pic, profile name, and deleted most her skeets but I caught it mid transition
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I have them going all the way against my alma mater lol
Gators v Ducks in NCAA final with Gators taking it all
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@dominos-pizza.bsky.social out they damn mind. Stuffed crust only comes in MEDIUM and it's $16.99 with no extra topping??? Pizza Hut winning.
Medium stuffed crust pizza at dominos $16.99 with no extra toppings
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ok that first one was a vague. but to confirm, it’s on Aisle G11 at my local Walmart lol
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Apparently we have it! But tbh I’ve never heard of it or seen a commercial and I’m chronically watching tv lol
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A rivalry. #DragRace
Lydia Butthole Kollins "My drag is very DIY, cut it, hack it up"Scissors
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Aww a lil block! Too bad I foresaw this and took a screenshot from loooom.bsky.social !
From @loooom.bsky.social

"I'm watching the coverage of the trump tower protests on the Fox app. There is a guy, who you can't see, just breaking the protesters' balls relentlessly. It's absolutely hysterical! Not all heroes wear capes"
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Girl huh?? What we supposed to be doing, stroking his dick bc he's the house minority leader? Please. We're allowed to criticize.
Skeet from @veronicamcdonald.bsky.social

"What exactly is Hakeem Jeffries supposed to do?

I get it, you want him to go down to the ring and fight the lions for your entertainment.

But that’s not how it works and until you learn the lesson, you will continue to suffer and despair."
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I think part of the problem is i'm a light sleeper. I need ear plugs AND a mask or it's not gonna happen 😔 like this lol
Woman wearing ear plugs and an eye mask for sleeping
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Bitch, Brittney WHO?? 😭 #unrivaled
Misspelled Brittney Griner as Brittney Grinney


Phantom BC predicted starting lineup:
The Phantoms are expected to stick with the same starting three that lost 94-76 to the undefeated Lunar Owls on Feb. 7.

Satou Sabally (forward), Sabrina Ionescu (guard) and "Brittney Grinney" (center). Sabrina recorded 13 points, five rebounds and one assist in the loss. Sabally had 17 points, seven rebounds and three assists, while Griner recorded 23 points, five rebounds and one assist.
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
240+ jobs for a DEI hire. It's almost as if....
LinkedIn notification "you're a top applicant for Sr. Solutions Architect - Gaming at Databricks and 240+ other jobs"
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
When did you know?(🏳️‍🌈) Sanaa Lathan, Love & Basketball
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I got a citizen alert, someone was shot in the leg after a dispute. Luckily (I say in jest) it seems to be an isolated incident
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"suspect wearing a gray eagles jersey" that narrows it down
suspect wearing a gray eagles jersey
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ok ok, dis was fun iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Exhibit A
Alessia Cara on the today show wearing John Paul Gaultier
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Queen Shit v cringe shit v Queen Shit Also if you've seen her, no you didn't.
Alizeyh Richardson "Shidddd I ain’t hard to find 🥴 do ya job 💃🏽" to alachua county sheriff's officeAlachua county being incredibly embarrassing:

"Eyyyy Alizeyh Richardson low key, you ate that!

Lucky for you, we are use to those who play “hard to get”. 

Real talk, be our Valentine 💌. Slide into our DM’s and we will pick you up in a custom green and white whip 😉. We have jewelry that will fit your wrists perfectly ⛓️‍💥 and we have already reserved the best bed and breakfast in town 😘 

See you soon ❤️"Alizeyh not playing the games: "HIGH KEY ATE , ugly asses that’s why yall mad , now come get me pigs !!"
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I could still review it! And I gave them a label.
Gulf of "America" label changed to "Google maps sucks trump balls"
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Came to see who we blocking and phew, whoever it is already hit one of my block lists!
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Calling out "sick" today when really i just didn't get a lot of sleep
Serena williams crip walking
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Two dollar bill
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If you're doing 50501 today, be a smart protestor. There WILL be disperse attempts. Prepare to protect yourself and your identity if possible!!
1. Know your rights – You have a right to peacefully assemble, a right to privacy and a right to protest. If you get injured, you have the right to receive medical care. Police must avoid the use of force. 

2. Plan ahead – Find out where the protest is taking place and look for information about what to expect. Make a plan with your friends in case your group gets separated. 

3. Wear protective clothing – You may need clothing that covers all your skin to protect you from exposure to sun and pepper spray. Bring shatter-resistant eye protection like sunglasses or swim goggles and a bandana soaked in water, lemon juice or vinegar that you can wear over your nose and mouth.

4. Pack emergency supplies – Bring a basic first-aid kit, water that you can use to clean your eyes and face, identification, enough cash for a pay-phone call and transport and a fresh set of clothes. 

5. Come prepared to document human rights abuses – If possible, bring equipment that can help you document police actions, misuse of force, and injuries. This could include a camera, a watch and pen and paper.
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Anyone protesting tomorrow or in general, prepare yourself and know your rights !!!!
How to stay safe at a protest:

1. Know your rights – You have a right to peacefully assemble, a right to privacy and a right to protest. If you get injured, you have the right to receive medical care. Police must avoid the use of force. 

2. Plan ahead – Find out where the protest is taking place and look for information about what to expect. Make a plan with your friends in case your group gets separated. 

3. Wear protective clothing – You may need clothing that covers all your skin to protect you from exposure to sun and pepper spray. Bring shatter-resistant eye protection like sunglasses or swim goggles and a bandana soaked in water, lemon juice or vinegar that you can wear over your nose and mouth.

4. Pack emergency supplies – Bring a basic first-aid kit, water that you can use to clean your eyes and face, identification, enough cash for a pay-phone call and transport and a fresh set of clothes. 

5. Come prepared to document human rights abuses – If possible, bring equipment that can help you document police actions, misuse of force, and injuries. This could include a camera, a watch and pen and paper.
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ok miss holier than thou allison holker. Lots of people smoke sativa in the morning and indica at night to take the edge off. Nobody buy this dumbass book, she sucks.
“What I didn’t know until I surveyed our backyard security cameras was that Stephen’s smoking had ratcheted up,” she recalled in her new book, “This Far: My Story of Love, Loss, and Embracing the Light,” released on Tuesday.

“He was smoking in the morning and at night. It’s almost as if he used one strain of pot at the start of the day to become tWitch, then used another at night to come down from that persona.” -allison holker
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Art
February 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
RFK Jr. always makes think of the fried egg commercial, too 😭 (I kept the second one in bc it's funny af lol)
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hold up US Weekly, Boston Rob ain't no 29 years old lololol #TheTraitors
Carolyn, 38, Danielle Reyes and Rob "Boston Rob" Mariano have been given the task to be Traitors and murder their Faithful cast members one by one.

Earlier in the season, Boston Rob, 29, shocked fans when he persuaded the cast to murder
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
OMG OMG THIS IS NOT A DRILL we're getting a Persian on 90 Day Fiance!!!
90 day fiance season 11 
Mahdi (Tehran, Iran) and Stevi (Hattiesburg, Miss.)TLC
Stevi and Mahdi's love story began when Stevi taught online English classes to Mahdi, who was her student. After a whirlwind transcontinental romance and only one week spent together in person, Stevi is bringing Mahdi to the States to marry her. However, due to the complicated political climate, Mahdi's arrival in Mississippi may mean he could jeopardize his chances to return to Iran. From the outset of his 90-day journey, Mahdi is overwhelmed by homesickness, leaving Stevi worried about their future. Along the way, Mahdi uncovers unsettling truths about Stevi, causing him to question his decision. Meanwhile, the couple struggles to bridge deep cultural divides, and Mahdi faces the heart-wrenching dilemma of whether he can truly build a future in the U.S. or if his heart is still tethered to his homeland.
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green crush @soeyecee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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