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@sockcop.rocks
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I am a sock. I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed Twitch.tv/sockcop

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 21/09/2026
In 1984, Prince was on tour in North Carolina and suddenly decided he HAD TO HAVE a toy poodle. So he had his tour bus stop at a mall and went to the pet store and got one. Pretty cool.
A newspaper article from the Asheville Citizen November 15 1984 that tells the story of prince stopping by a small pet store in a mall to purchase a toy poodle. He used a MasterCard, the article felt compelled to tell us.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/07/2026
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
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-adhd
• brain fart
-dad joke 
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 28/06/2026
I have officiated 3 weddings! All 3 couples are still together too, probably because of my moving and heartfelt speeches about love and stuff
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 25/06/2026
When I was in college, I visited my friend at the University of Georgia and he was listening to their student radio station and I wondered if my school had a station and we didn't so I started one and it's still going to this day and that's probably my greatest accomplishment besides my kid. The end
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ConeyBoy @hotdogconey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Would be cool get this photo of the artist formerly known as “Prince” at the 2004 induction of George Harrison of “The Beatles” shredding the guitar solo to “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” reskeeted 49 times, both of the artist’s favorite numbers multiplied according to google ai.
The artist formerly known as “Prince” playing the guitar solo on George Harrison of “The Beatles” “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” at the 2004 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction of George Harrison.(Seems a bit late in my opinion)
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 22/06/2026
Testing out the blogging gimmick on @leaflet.pub!
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Nice to Meet Youse! Just Testing the Blog Gimmick
Just jotting down some thinkings
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Kraken Not Stirred @krakennotstirred.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
twitch.tv/krakennotstirred @sockcop.rocks
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/06/2026
It's a-storming outside and the power keeps going out for around 14 seconds then coming back on. Feels like suddenly time traveling to the 1800s, looking around for a second then BOOM back to the present.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#DontBeSpeedin @sockcop.rocks
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Every Geddy @everygeddy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 248
Geddython!
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Now that I know they exist, the tenrec is dangerously close to replacing the platypus as my favorite animal. I wonder is @sockcop.rocks ever had it as the Animal of the Day on his Twitch Gimmicks?
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 11/03/2026
Mario? The plumber?!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 04/03/2026
VHS stands for very happy sock
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 27/02/2026
There is a parallel universe where everything is exactly the same, except wrestling referees have to count to 4
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 27/02/2026
When I get to heaven one of the first things I'm gonna do is give a thankful smooch to whoever invented soy sauce
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/02/2026
I have a $25 Xbox gift card, what game should I get?
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 14/02/2026
Is love a finite resource?
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 09/02/2026
At a concert when the performer says "make some noise!" most people go "woo!" or "yeah!" but you can make any noise you want. They didn't specify.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 09/02/2026
MAKE MORE MUPPET SHOW YOU COWARDS!!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 09/02/2026
He really does make a bad bunny. Ears are way too short, to start with.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 07/02/2026
I wrote you a haiku
A bird in the sky
Sings you a beautiful song
Then poops on your head
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 26/01/2026
Is the #VHS rewound or not rewound?! Let's find out!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 26/01/2026
I'm on the Skylight gimmick, cause why not skylight.social/profile/did:...
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 26/01/2026
Lets make some tiny spin art!
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benmonstertv @benmonstertv.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
let’s talk about MANIAC COP with @sockcop.rocks join us in attic for another episode of ControlAltDeath twitch.tv/benmonstertv
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NPR @npr.org · 23/01/2026
Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday. n.pr/4jTOoMu
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'Get warm, get safe and stay there,' officials warn as massive storm bears down on U.S.
Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 22/01/2026
Holy cow 40-year-old ghost Benny Goodman is still dropping new music
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/01/2026
Planning a special stream this Friday! Sock Cop is taking the day off and the Useless Assistant (me) is taking over! Gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich LIVE!!!
A poster advertising a stream on twitch for TV slash sockcop for Friday January 23rd at 11 am central time
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
PORK CHOP CASH
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 12/01/2026
Here's me and living legend Uncle Henry outside of our movie premiere today! Two of the Deep South's greatest mustaches in one pic!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 06/01/2026
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 03/01/2026
At the Pearly Gates: "I'm sorry, we can't let you in. You stated on multiple occasions that Limp Bizkit made better music than Beethoven" "Well, you're wrong and I don't want to party with you anyways, nerds."
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 03/01/2026
My name is Sock Cop and I care what you think
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Jay Nagy @servoacademy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Suggested additional verse to @sockcop.rocks Animal of the Day song by Jeve Stones: Does it sting Or does it bite? If provoked Do you think It might?
scorpionTasmanian Devil
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Too righteous for words to describe... @sockcop.rocks music.apple.com/us/album/soc...
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Sock Cop's Animal Of The Day by Jeve Stones on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 8 Songs
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 11/11/2025
Howdy!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 07/11/2025
I thought 6 was afraid of 7
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID! Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you! We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!! www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
Our sliver wheelchair accessible Kia sticking a little ways out of our garage on an overcast day. The garage doesn't look too cluttered from this angle.The rear of the Kia with the ramp down and Jason inside. The car is still partially in the garage. A shot of Jason inside the car in his wheelchair, locked into place and ready for adventure.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 24/10/2025
The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
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Every Geddy @everygeddy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268
Geddython!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 18/09/2025
It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait, there we go.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 05/09/2025
Imagine a biscuit. Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit. You're welcome
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 22/08/2025
How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 15/08/2025
TOILET SCIENCE!! 🚽 🪠 🧪
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VHSMan @vhsman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.
Young love! In corn dog form. They call them Cozy Dogs not corn dogs, but I feel like they’re more commonly referred to as corn dogs and I didn’t want to explain it as much as I have here.  This is what I want as a grave marker.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@sockcop.rocks "Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 06/08/2025
🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶
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a box of cocoa pebbles sits on a table
Alt: A scene from a Cocoa/Fruity Pepples Christmas commercial. Fred and Barney are enjoying a balanced breakfast of cereal and 6 different bowls of fruit. Also on the table are these amazing square glasses of milk
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