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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 21/09/2026

In 1984, Prince was on tour in North Carolina and suddenly decided he HAD TO HAVE a toy poodle. So he had his tour bus stop at a mall and went to the pet store and got one. Pretty cool.

A newspaper article from the Asheville Citizen November 15 1984 that tells the story of prince stopping by a small pet store in a mall to purchase a toy poodle. He used a MasterCard, the article felt compelled to tell us.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 26/01/2026

Is the #VHS rewound or not rewound?! Let's find out!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 26/01/2026

Lets make some tiny spin art!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 22/01/2026

Holy cow 40-year-old ghost Benny Goodman is still dropping new music

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/01/2026

Planning a special stream this Friday! Sock Cop is taking the day off and the Useless Assistant (me) is taking over! Gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich LIVE!!!

A poster advertising a stream on twitch for TV slash sockcop for Friday January 23rd at 11 am central time

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 12/01/2026

Here's me and living legend Uncle Henry outside of our movie premiere today! Two of the Deep South's greatest mustaches in one pic!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 24/10/2025

The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 22/08/2025

How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 27/06/2025

Today seems like a great day to make a hand dragon

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 25/06/2025

I made my own Heathcliff style comic in mspaint

a poorly drawn comic showing a bank on the corner. Through the window we see Sock Cop looking at an electrified ham on the sidewalk and the caption says "The power ham's back"

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 23/06/2025

Got both of these artworks at the thrift store for just 78¢

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 05/06/2025

This Sunday I'll be joining Robot Don to battle Nappys Puppets in a fierce robot battle of some sort. It all happens on @benmonstertv.bsky.social Twitch channel. Mark them calendars!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 04/06/2025

During last night's stream people to send in drawings of animals to put in a farm and this is what we ended up with. Some people took pics of their pets and others just found stuff online, but we ended up with a pretty interesting farm!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 04/06/2025

This email seems a little threatening

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 20/05/2025

So I'm watching Frasier like I do and suddenly the subtitles are in German and there's no way to change it. I went to the next episode and bam back to English. Tössed sälats und skramblet ëggenflüffenß

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/05/2025

It was hard to get a picture of because it was tiny, but look at that one long leg gimmick. I thought it was trying to joust me

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 02/05/2025

Guess I'll just take some biscuits then

a 5 panel comic all taking place at the counter of a KFC restaurant. The KFC worker says to a sentient sock (who is a cop, but that's not important) "Welcome to KFC, What can I get you?" the sock replies "How's the chicken? Is it any good?"
The worker says "Sir, our chicken is not just good. It is finger-lickin' good." The sock replies "But I'm a sock! I don't have any fingers!"
The worker responds "Oh, you probably won't like it then."
That's the end of the comic, the rest of this is just bonus commentary. This was poorly drawn and not very funny. But while I was trying to sleep last night, in that magical space between awake and sleep, my brain started writing weird comics. This was one of them. The only one I can currently remember.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 23/04/2025

I'm celebrating Earth Day from the Moon! Join me on #twitch in 30 minutes if you wanna hang out ON DA MOON. www.twitch.tv/sockcop

Sock Cop behind his desk, on the moon. The Earth looks all pretty in the background. Rupert is in the TV VCR combo next to him. Vern the fern is also on the desk.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 17/04/2025

Good morning, y'all What's for breakfast

A poorly drawn chicken dressed as a cowboy on a yellow sticky note pad that says "howdy pardner"

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 05/03/2025

My epic film about the apocalypse called "The Dadgum Apocalypse" didn't win at the award gimmick over the weekend. Apparently, you have to actually make the movie to qualify. Doesn't seem fair to me, but whateva. Thanks @robertshmabert.bsky.social for this should-be-award-winning movie poster!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 26/02/2025

Holy cow thank you! Surely this means something. S I've printed it out and put it on my wall. Now we wait

A printed picture tacked to a wall of a giant whale space ship named Josefina from G Gundam with the Mermaid Gundam in the foreground holding a trident.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 20/02/2025

Never forget that the racecar driver with the best/worst name ever Dick Trickle drilled a hole in his helmet so he could smoke while racing. Absolute legend.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 18/02/2025

After mostly recovering from whatever virus I caught, I'll be back live on Twitch tonight at 7pm central, if I can remember the right buttons to push. Join me for whimsy! discord.gg/kQSzY523?eve...

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 04/02/2025

10 years?!?! WOW I AM shocked.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 29/01/2025

I miss this app called Landing that was super easy and fun to make digital collages with. They shut it down, but if you know of any similar apps let me know. Here's some of the priceless artwork I created.

A digital collage of toilets with angel wings in outer space, flying near Saturn. There is also a book with two leaves inside of it. At the top in magazine cutout letters it says "I do my best thinking here"

A digital collage of a country cottage, giant mushrooms, an egret, and three seagulls, one of which has a word balloon stating "I'm like 104% tired"

A digital collage that represents events and feelings I experienced in October 2023. Honestly, it's too much to type, but if you would like me to describe it to you in detail just call me ‪(585) 708-3668‬

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 27/01/2025

This zoo won't let me have any fun

A sign that says do not ride the triceratops with a pictogram of someone riding a triceratops with a red cancel symbol on top. Ironically it is also written in braille

A sign that says do not feed the dragon with a pictogram of a hand feeding sugar cubes to a deagon with a red cancel symbol on top. Ironically it is also written in braille

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 24/01/2025

I made a snowsock! Check out his stick mustache (I'm the one on the right)

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/01/2025

Looks like we're gonna get some snow?

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 17/01/2025

Van Gogh is most famous for starry night and stuff, but I think my favorite might be this fat baby with a pinkie ring.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 12/01/2025

I doodled Lamar Jackson while he was doing the post game show. He seemed like he was chilly

A poorly drawn portrait of Lamar Jackson with red marker

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 07/01/2025

Add me if you play the Animal Crossing pocket camp gimmick. Or don't. It's your life.

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/12/2024

I'm live on Twitch! twitch.tv/sockcop

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 12/12/2024

This is tonight, live on @queengoldi.bsky.social twitch gimmick! I'm playing the character of Drum, so if you've ever wanted to hear me say "Nothing like a good piece of ass" here's your chance!

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 10/12/2024

My internet is all cattywampus so I may not get to stream tonight. Maybe I can borrow a cup of wifi from my neighbor if theirs is working.

Text saying that there is an internet outage in my area and I should be back online by 2 am Wednesday December 11. But really they don't have any idea when it will be back online. I wonder why the internet is out? I'm way too dumb to know how the infrastructure of the internet works. I actually had to google how to spell infrastructure. It's crazy how much I rely on the internet at home. When the internet is down, most things just quit working. I remember when I canceled cable to just watch streaming, people said to me "Oh sure that's great until the internet goes out." Which is true, but I wonder if people said the same thing about electricity when it started to become commonplace. "Yeah, we got us one of them e-lectric stoves now, got rid of that old wood burning unit." Then their neighbor or whoever said "Yeah but what ya gonna do when the power goes out?" and felt all smug about it.
It's frustrating, but what are you gonna do about it, ya know? Progress happens and everything has its hiccups. I don't mind too much when things are temporarily inconvenient. It gives me an excuse to do something else. Like make a collage, or do the dishes, or carve a wooden snake with my grandpappy's pocket knife.
Look, I know that alt text is supposed to be used for accessibility reasons so I hope this doesn't inconvenience anybody. But I have a keyboard, and there's a little circle that counts how many letters I have left to type here. It's kinda neat watching the little circle fill up. Maybe I am easily amused, but I don't think so. Like, I don't care much for lots of stuff people enjoy and I don't go around telling people they are easily amused. I say if you can find a little amusement that don't hurt nobody else, enjoy it. I went to an amusement park once and there were mostly roller coasters and overpriced food and lots of people. I wasn't very amused by it but I didn't sue the place for false advertising. Maybe it just ain't for me, ya know? Anyway, my internet is down. Booo

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 10/12/2024

My #TwitchRecap for 2024. There are numbers here, I'm not sure what they mean exactly, but it is colorful! A billion thanks to anyone who watches my silly little gimmicks 💚

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 10/12/2024

I'd drive this baby everywhere

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 10/12/2024

If this bear started a cult I'd probably join it

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 06/12/2024

Check out this masterpiece I did in Microsoft paint a few years ago

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