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Sock Cop

@sockcop.rocks
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I am a sock. I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed Twitch.tv/sockcop

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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 22/09/2026
I hope not!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 21/09/2026
In 1984, Prince was on tour in North Carolina and suddenly decided he HAD TO HAVE a toy poodle. So he had his tour bus stop at a mall and went to the pet store and got one. Pretty cool.
A newspaper article from the Asheville Citizen November 15 1984 that tells the story of prince stopping by a small pet store in a mall to purchase a toy poodle. He used a MasterCard, the article felt compelled to tell us.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 10/09/2026
Ok they are starting to make themselves known now. Seeing more and more everyday
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 05/09/2026
I haven't noticed any more than usual lately. Maybe ours overslept
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 05/09/2026
Got them beans 🫘
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/07/2026
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
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-adhd
• brain fart
-dad joke 
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 20/07/2026
No need, just another addition to the collection of jingles and jangles that constantly parade through my head
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 20/07/2026
Haha great, now my brain is going to start adding the banana boat song to the old pepsi song
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 18/07/2026
You're the man of a thousand faces! Smooches for youse, I'm stoked you enjoy the shenanigans 🥳
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 05/07/2026
Back atcha my friend
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 04/07/2026
That song got stuck in my head every time I had to use the emulsion lol 🎶screeeeeennnn emuuulllssiiiooonnnnn🎶
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Steven Tyler of Aerosmith Singing Live
ALT: Steven Tyler of Aerosmith Singing Live
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 28/06/2026
I have officiated 3 weddings! All 3 couples are still together too, probably because of my moving and heartfelt speeches about love and stuff
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 25/06/2026
Smooches for youse!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 25/06/2026
When I was in college, I visited my friend at the University of Georgia and he was listening to their student radio station and I wondered if my school had a station and we didn't so I started one and it's still going to this day and that's probably my greatest accomplishment besides my kid. The end
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ConeyBoy @hotdogconey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Would be cool get this photo of the artist formerly known as “Prince” at the 2004 induction of George Harrison of “The Beatles” shredding the guitar solo to “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” reskeeted 49 times, both of the artist’s favorite numbers multiplied according to google ai.
The artist formerly known as “Prince” playing the guitar solo on George Harrison of “The Beatles” “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” at the 2004 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction of George Harrison.(Seems a bit late in my opinion)
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 22/06/2026
Testing out the blogging gimmick on @leaflet.pub!
sockcop.leaflet.pub
Nice to Meet Youse! Just Testing the Blog Gimmick
Just jotting down some thinkings
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Kraken Not Stirred @krakennotstirred.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
twitch.tv/krakennotstirred @sockcop.rocks
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/06/2026
Thanks! There was a break in the rain so I went to the store. Halfway there a hurricane appeared! But I was able to buy my baby sock some yogurt and make it home safely. You stay safe as well my friend, regardless of the weather you are currently experiencing
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/06/2026
If someone is speedin out there right now, God and physics will take care of it for me
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/06/2026
It's a-storming outside and the power keeps going out for around 14 seconds then coming back on. Feels like suddenly time traveling to the 1800s, looking around for a second then BOOM back to the present.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 18/06/2026
Living in the lemonlight, the multiversal dream
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 15/06/2026
When that happens to me I reboot my crystal ball
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Betty White: Crystal Ball Fortune Teller
ALT: Betty White: Crystal Ball Fortune Teller
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 26/05/2026
Thanks! Wordle 1,802 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#DontBeSpeedin @sockcop.rocks
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Every Geddy @everygeddy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 248
Geddython!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 11/04/2026
You didn't roast him, but you may have braised him
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 11/04/2026
Hooray!!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 11/04/2026
Did the bike stay on??
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Now that I know they exist, the tenrec is dangerously close to replacing the platypus as my favorite animal. I wonder is @sockcop.rocks ever had it as the Animal of the Day on his Twitch Gimmicks?
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 01/04/2026
I've never heard of these guys! Definitely AOTD material
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 11/03/2026
Mario? The plumber?!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 04/03/2026
Ba da da da daaaaa!!!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 04/03/2026
VHS stands for very happy sock
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 27/02/2026
I hate to think what happens to The Ramones!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 27/02/2026
There is a parallel universe where everything is exactly the same, except wrestling referees have to count to 4
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 27/02/2026
When I get to heaven one of the first things I'm gonna do is give a thankful smooch to whoever invented soy sauce
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/02/2026
Apparently it's not on Xbox :(
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/02/2026
That's true! I'm not good at deciding
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/02/2026
Oooh I haven't played Hades 2 yet!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/02/2026
That's too newfangled for me!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 19/02/2026
I have a $25 Xbox gift card, what game should I get?
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 14/02/2026
That's probably enough
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 14/02/2026
I'm really wondering, and you might be right. Is it a self-imposed limit? It's really breaking my brain
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 14/02/2026
How much love can I get for $7?
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 14/02/2026
Oh thank goodness!!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 14/02/2026
Is love a finite resource?
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 10/02/2026
Perfect!
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 09/02/2026
BAAAAA!!!
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a close up of a goat 's face with bahhhhh written on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a goat 's face with bahhhhh written on the bottom right
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 09/02/2026
At a concert when the performer says "make some noise!" most people go "woo!" or "yeah!" but you can make any noise you want. They didn't specify.
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Sock Cop @sockcop.rocks · 09/02/2026
MAKE MORE MUPPET SHOW YOU COWARDS!!
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