Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 10hAdd “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas for Tax Purposes 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My wife, watching a stein holding competition at an Oktoberfest: “I love this, because I love watching people struggle” #Oktoberfest 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? #HATMstatic.klipy.comYellow Submarine Cartoon CharactersAlt: Yellow Submarine Cartoon Characters 010
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Starting a First Amendment Legal Conference / Music Festival “SlantsCon” 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Droids, Dabo, and Trade Deficits: How illicit markets and gambling syndicates led to clone warfare.” 010
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You have one discussion about the work of @chucktingle.bsky.social and they ban you from the patio. 010
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah, beer is great and all, but real insiders know that the best part of Oktoberfest is watching toddlers dance along to “Fliegerlied” 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Canonical proof that Che Guevara was the Alpharius Omegon of the 20th century 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Dear god, this. One of the most depressing parts of my work is having incredible antiretroviral medications that will literally allow people with HIV to live a full life span, and folks throwing it away in favor of magic beans that allow them to die in their thirties. 110
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Inspired by the Starship Troopers Uniform?static.klipy.comAre We The Baddies BadAlt: Are We The Baddies gif, where a nazi looks at his uniform and realizes that he is a villain 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026To more effectively harm transgender kids, the administration has played the reverse uni card and forced sex change operations on cis kids everywhere, making trans kids sick with jealousy 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The American consumer is able to make informed choices for their kids, and that’s why the choose only the fruit bars that have partnered with the high quality broken glass provided by Mainway, Inc, as tasted in “Bag O’glass” 010
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Not gonna lie, it kinda hurts that the music we would play during Vampire: The Masquerade campaigns is now ironically played in cocktail bars around town. 020
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I feel like adults need to get more of their food arranged like smiley faces. Preschoolers cannot monopolize the joy of eating. 010
Reposted by SocinusMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i don't like this take of people basically ignoring the guard or going on with their lives equals people have accepted them. What exactly is it you want me to do when i see them every ten seconds and i still have to finish walking to work? 31684304
Reposted by SocinusWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The cure to male loneliness crisis sending young men on journeys. You used to be bundled off on an expedition with a 20% chance of killing you and a 20% of making you see or do horrors. You’d come back and write a cryptic journal and drink heavily. Can’t do this anymore, because of woke. 938337
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026People assume it is human meat, but honestly that was only novel for RFK when he was in his forties. Now he utilizes the machinery of the state to locate and capture the final specimens of a species for a monthly “extinction level event” dinner club. 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“You should be much more obese for how high your BMI is” 020
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026After touring congress I discovered a dead mouse. DC is a city of metaphors. 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Every reference to RFK Jr starts quiet rounds of snickers in the crowd 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026HRSA administrator Tom Engels announces that this secretary (RFKjr) is going to end HIVstatic.klipy.comL.A. Noire Doubt MemeAlt: L.A. Noire Doubt Meme 242
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Heather Hauck, Associate Administrator for HRSA HAB, is doing the hard work of emceeing- crowd laughs after she mentions that we are working towards MAHA goals, and laughs VERY loud when she announces RFK Jr will be joining us by video. 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Always a good sign when the plenary starts with HRSA staff reminding all the attendees that they expect us to be professional and not disruptive during all speeches by Plenary Speakers 001
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Alright folks, I am going to have the “opportunity” to live skeet an RFK jr. speech at this year’s National Ryan White Conference on HIV Care and Treatment. 100
Reposted by SocinusSenator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 04/08/2026One more interesting point: this spring I sat down with Sharyn Alfonsi of 60 Minutes for an extensive interview about my Epstein investigation. Subsequently, CBS pulled the segment and fired the reporter. The MAGA buyout of media has unquestionably aided the Trump administration’s cover up here. 7443141866
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Just want to restate that I, as a municipal government executive who is a healthcare administrator, am not permitted to receive gifts from clients to avoid the appearance of corruption 100
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Every single person encountered on the street in DC is going to, coming from, or in the middle of a gym session. I smelled raw milk on at least two. Beneath the background of traffic noise I can hear the rasping cackle of RFK jr. 000
Reposted by SocinusStumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026@kelseybaker.bsky.social is so good with a camera. #RCTID 1118962
Reposted by SocinusPatrick McCray @patrickmccray.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Remembering Silas Soule, born OTD in 1838. American abolitionist, conductor on the Underground Railroad, military officer, and hero for disobeying orders to participate in Sand Creek Massacre and then giving evidence against his commander. Murdered 1865. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silas_S... 603040783
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Can’t have a drink in this town without running in to a naked bike ride 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If @pearljam.com doesn’t release a version of “Jeremy” with the sole change of ‘Jeremy’ replaced with ‘Jimothy’, they should be forced to renounce their Seattle identity. 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Unbelievably great show tonight by @nicklutsko.bsky.social & the $100k band. Absolutely killer musicians who can make you laugh, cry, venerate Danny DeVito, and love. 1312
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Labyrinth The Princess Bride Yellow Submarine The Hunt for Red October LA Confidential 131
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I am so excited to do the infowars twist tonight at the @nicklutsko.bsky.social show in Portland. I want to BE the Infowars Elf. 1392
Reposted by Socinusmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch 1882572740
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I can’t overstate how much money I would pay for Harry Kane to sing a rendition of Will Smith’s “Welcome to Miami” on live television. #WorldCup 000
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Alright Maine, I am from the wrong Portland, but I am otherwise eligible to step in to the Platner void- primarily due to my deep voice, immaculate facial hair, and my overwhelming hatred of oysters. 100
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026As a manager in Oregon, I can attest that every team has a Larry. Sometimes, god help us, several. 091
Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Mel Brooks 250 will have a booth for every state to showcase their best food that causes flatulence 010