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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas for Tax Purposes

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“Klaatu Barada Nikto!”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

God, I loved him on Night Court as a kid. Was so excited when he got cast in STNG

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My wife, watching a stein holding competition at an Oktoberfest: “I love this, because I love watching people struggle” #Oktoberfest

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

TYPICAL LUNCH IN PORTLAND

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

God, a world where riggers only have a couple drones, not a fucking magazine of FPS artillery shells.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? #HATM

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Yellow Submarine Cartoon Characters

Alt: Yellow Submarine Cartoon Characters

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The problem is that Baby Belugas are cute for a couple years, but the absence of beluga fathers turns them all into super predators.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Damn, anything for the greater good

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On the plus side, with these three at the helm, there is no way any of our military units are legally allowed to be close enough to a school to do war crimes

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I bet those people don’t even shout thank you as they get off the bus

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I always forget if the Twitter wars was before or after the Psychic Wars

The cover art for Blue Öyster Cults’s album “ Fire of Unknown Origin”, which featured the track “Veteran of the psychic wars”.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Twenty Cigarettes by Jason Isbell would leave you loving and hating Alabama in equal measure, and perhaps better understanding why the younger version of you made poor decisions like your father.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Aroused is an acceptable answer regardless of orientation

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Starting a First Amendment Legal Conference / Music Festival “SlantsCon”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whispering to yourself, “Navy strength? Of course Navy strength.”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Same, same, would rat out my neighbors for tapas

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Honestly, I think I am still traumatized from the first time I saw a piss trough as a child and could tell that splatter from everyone’s streams were misting all the others at the urinal. Truly a surreal experience.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If they cannot handle you at your qab, they don’t deserve you at your nlvqu’

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Droids, Dabo, and Trade Deficits: How illicit markets and gambling syndicates led to clone warfare.”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Medford, Or being a named city on the map is 🧑‍🍳💋

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You have one discussion about the work of @chucktingle.bsky.social and they ban you from the patio.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Honestly, Brits leaving their loved ones out to rot until after Christmas was part of why the EU wasn’t sad to see them go.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah, beer is great and all, but real insiders know that the best part of Oktoberfest is watching toddlers dance along to “Fliegerlied”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He’s not looking at them, he is snorting them.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am sure that reality show producers can be trusted to in no way induce a repeat of the original failures

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

First Ad buy: “Hello Texans, it’s your favorite president here. I want to talk to you about the ugliest candidate we have ever run. Just an absolute dog.”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Canonical proof that Che Guevara was the Alpharius Omegon of the 20th century

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yeah, o’Brien would be using it murder Cardassians in seconds, Morn would still be on his regular bar stool 100 years later.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Significant overlap with “amphetamines are not toxic, make me feel great, lose weight, and make me more productive”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Also a “The More You Guillotine” shooting star

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Dear god, this. One of the most depressing parts of my work is having incredible antiretroviral medications that will literally allow people with HIV to live a full life span, and folks throwing it away in favor of magic beans that allow them to die in their thirties.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And that point is when each person begins designing their castle and labyrinth

Jareth, the goblin king from the movie labyrinth, lounges in his castle while contemplating stealing babies

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Back when I was a bargaining team member for my AFSCME local we would watch that before sessions to get hyped up. Definitely increased the amount of cursing we did during negotiations.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m in favor of every generation getting a chance to destroy confederate effigies, but would prefer we have to root them out of more and more obscure reliquaries each year

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They used to have a conveyor belt for the babies, but the machine spirit gave up the ghost, so now it’s just a well oiled chute.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have anointed the sacred Excel file, and it’s machine spirit has revealed the inalienable truth that another 3 million guard auxiliary soldiers are needed for the pivot table to form in harmony with the emperor’s will. I think, perhaps, some hivers will do.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Come now, JK Rowling wouldn’t be so crass as to make n allusion, she would name an Algerian “Tanguy Detestable”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Absolutely wild that CoP employees don’t get Hop passes as part of their automatic benefits every year- definitely a great benefit that county employees get that cuts down on facilities costs

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Having this eugenicist as plenary speaker at this years Ryan White Conference on HIV care was like the federal government actively pissing on all of us who do the work.

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A real empire would have many more Imperial Stouts on tap at sporting events

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To more effectively harm transgender kids, the administration has played the reverse uni card and forced sex change operations on cis kids everywhere, making trans kids sick with jealousy

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The American consumer is able to make informed choices for their kids, and that’s why the choose only the fruit bars that have partnered with the high quality broken glass provided by Mainway, Inc, as tasted in “Bag O’glass”

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Socinus @socinus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Not gonna lie, it kinda hurts that the music we would play during Vampire: The Masquerade campaigns is now ironically played in cocktail bars around town.

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