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Snowball Monkey

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I am a simple monkey. I have a snowball and am waiting to throw it. #afcb

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just think of how sick, twisted and demented you have to be to post this as president knowing it is all a lie because you don’t want to admit you hired an unqualified pool guy - the act of typing this knowing that every word is false.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Journalists: please, please get ready for this in ADVANCE. We know Trump's going to claim "new evidence shows the 2020 election was stolen". You've got 3 days to write a story that confronts that lie head-on before he says it - pre-write this like an obit. America is begging you: plan ahead. 1/
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The energy I'm bring to America's 250 Celebration.
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Between The Hodges @wh1.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hi it’s me the one guy on Croatia’s team who’s last name doesn’t end in ic
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Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra! @midwestprimonotemo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
To all the Europeans here enjoying American food and culture please, I am begging you, take this opportunity to eat Mexican food: real, traditionally prepared, Mexican food. The US is the 2nd best country in the world for Mexican food and it’s truly one of the greatest things about living here.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have a theory that twenty years from now Jeff Bezos regretted the decisions he made in his life, built a time machine, and well ...
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Queueing Trump calling Sir Paul McCartney and overrated musician in 3 . . . 2 . . .1 . . .
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When he was a Senator, Lamar Alexander voted against impeachment, for the 2017 Trump tax cut that disproportionately favored the rich, & for "skinny repeal" of the ACA, which would have kicked millions off their health insurance. Now, he has bravely written a memoir. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/u...
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Lamar Alexander Wants Republicans to Stand Up to Trump
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Pack the Court. Pack it good.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
this has to be disqualifying, not just for judicial nominees but for anyone who wants to be taken seriously in civilized society
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Totally agree. We are talking death on a scale that is truly horrific and worthy of the term "evil" for those who perpetrated it.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
VA was 52-46 for Harris. I believe Trump would call this margin a landslide if it were flipped.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Pretty dark La Croix rebrand campaign.
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David Cleofas Avila @davidcleofasavila.com · 11/04/2026
I will vote for the Presidential candidate who campaigns on reversing Citizens United, taxing corporations and the wealthy the same percentage as the middle class, and establishing Medicare for all. I will vote twice for the same Presidential candidate who comes through on these promises.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Nobody's talking about them."
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Funny how none of these folks seem to get that loyalty is always a one-way street with Trump.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The whole ruse was that they'll be doxxed if they show their face so they can't do it. Oh my god they can do it!
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 19/03/2026
ICE detention deaths are now occurring at a rate of roughly one every four days. Three weeks ago that rate was one every six days. The pace is accelerating, and Congress has not launched a single investigation.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
March Madness is great and all but can't resist Larry King's infomercial on prostate health.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs or listens to music.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Autocorrect over-assumes that the first letter typed is correct.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Jeff Bezos and his $262 billion translates into $32 per every person on the planet.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The drawing of guns in this case is inexcusable.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/02/2026
1. Take over one of the most prestigious arts centres in America 2. Put your buddies in charge of it 3. Insult everyone involved with it, both their work and what they believe in 4. Put your name on it 5. Shut it down entirely for two years and try to frame that as a triumph
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
He ruins everything.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Drawing their guns in this situation is insane and shows they haven't changed a damn thing from the protocols that killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The fact that Jeff Bezos put $28M in Melania's pocket for this dreck will definitely be a huge part of his legacy. Hope it was worth it.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hmm. . . what other organization from U.S. history insisted on wearing masks to hide their identity?
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Miller. Leverage his vile assassin line about Pretti. Get him out.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Suck it, Bovino.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Would be a shame if someone threw these bills at Homans feet while he's in MN.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The NRA has been nothing more than a grift to take money from suckers so they can buy politicians for fun manufacturers for decades. So it is truly priceless to see them respond to the government executing people in the streets by basically saying ‘Jokes on you assholes, we’re with the jackboots.’
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process. This is one that stands out: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Is this going to mess up the Melania premier?
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My man looks like Board Room Leatherface.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ty Cobb just said on CNN that Trump is demented.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We finally found the death panels the Right was certain would come with Obamacare.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Had the tragedy."
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Do you know why Bezos, Zuck, Cook, etc. aren't saying enough is enough with the batshit insanity? Because they are getting exactly what they want. Never forget they enabled this. Never.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Going to call that pass by C.J. Stroud "ill-advised."
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We need Democrats in Congress to grasp this moment. Trump’s thugs are shooting, abusing and killing people in our streets with impunity — and we need leaders to stop this lawlessness now. Wake up: This five-alarm fire will get worse without loud and focused opposition.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I believe a bruise is internal bleeding.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Let em work. Let em live.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Note one of the ICE agents says "fucking bitch" seconds after she was murdered.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Dog murderer supports people murderer.
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