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Snowball Monkey

@snowballmonkey.bsky.social
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I am a simple monkey. I have a snowball and am waiting to throw it. #afcb

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been trying to find a nice copy of this book for 20 years and it finally happened!
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The energy I'm bring to America's 250 Celebration.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have a theory that twenty years from now Jeff Bezos regretted the decisions he made in his life, built a time machine, and well ...
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Have you tried these? Super great if you like a thick chip.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
March Madness is great and all but can't resist Larry King's infomercial on prostate health.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Autocorrect over-assumes that the first letter typed is correct.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Would be a shame if someone threw these bills at Homans feet while he's in MN.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Why can't the U.S. do this?
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Done.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ay Yo, Mr. Simon. That one stung.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
As far as I can tell, the only court to address whether "narcoterrorists" could be considered in an "armed conflict" with the U.S. has rejected that argument. #Hagueseth
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If it doesn't split, you must acquit.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It's called a Bosch Baby, T.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Found these napkins way back in a kitchen cabinet and really never expected to ever feel Klondike Bar nostalgia.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Russell Vought: 49 Brendan Carr: 46 Emil Bove:43
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What if, and hear me out, the President is a first rate pussy.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Justice Kavanuagh painted such interactions like this. You could almost call it . . . white-washing.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Uhm, it appears that the U.S. President is declaring war on one of the country's premier cities.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Tan fucking suit.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
"My people"
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The head of FEMA, David Richardson, finally showed up in Texas today. He explained he would have showed up sooner but he had been holed up in a marathon Tony Soprano poker game.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
"viewed as"
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Just went back and watched the 60 Minutes interview of Jeff Bezos in 1999. Somewhere along the way the likeable nerd that still drove a "perfectly good Honda," became the guy that buys a $500M yacht.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
They're from 29 Palms not Camp Pendleton. Drunks make mistakes.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It's nostalgic to look back to when we thought that this was as low as they could go.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Look at the chyron here. Then you understand this divide.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Check out this sweet ratio for Chuck the Cuck.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
#Kraznov
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Let's test this start from the top. Here's a comparison to Geo. Washington's cabinet. First off, Sec. of State. Marco Rubio v.... Thomas Jefferson. Okay, well next we have Sec. of Treasury: Scott Bessent v... Alexander Hamilton. Surely, next, Secretary Def/War: Peter Hegseth v... Henry Knox
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hey @washingtonpost.com You didn't let me provide the "other" reason I canceled my Post subscription this morning so I thought I'd let you see it here.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Flag the folks that are lying to promote authoritarianism. Tom Cotton is one. I read the order -- it does not bar the Secretary of the Treasury from access to Treasury systems. A bald face lie.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Liquid Death and Summer's Eve should swap their product names.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
A beautiful morning in Washington, DC. (National Cathedral)
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Swear this happened. Was at the Natural History Musesum in NYC and a Greek couple tried to pay the admission fee with a Confederate $5 bill. The guy said he picked it up at a flea market in Athens 20 years ago.
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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My 15 year old self saw this movie 5 times.
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