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Former TV writer (SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World, National Lampoon), novelist and social justice warrior. My weapon is wit and I take no prisoners. Check out my books. www.amazon.com/stores/Kevin-Kelton/…?

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Donald Trump has done a lot of terrible things to this country over the last decade. But here’s what I think is most insidious of all: Trump has taught Americans that cruelty is strength, that resentment is identity, and that hating other people somehow makes you superior.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If someone was willing to storm the U.S. Capitol, assault police officers, threaten Congressmen and Senators, and even hang Mike Pence just so Donald Trump could serve a second term, what do you think they'd be willing to do to potentially qualify for a Five Million Dollar government payout?
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Here's another dark possibility. Netanyahu can't be happy with this ten-point deal. So, what if he continues to lob a few missiles into Iran to goad them into responding with missiles of their own and thereby force Trump's hand?
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Other possibility is he unilaterally announced a cease fire hoping Iran will honor it and allow ships through the Strait of Hormuz. If not, he blames them for breaking a cease fire they never agreed to and starts bombing anyway, but with his typical denials of responsibility.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
There's an outside possibility that Trump's 2-week cease-fire announcement is just a ruse to get Iranians to abandon their human circles around their bridges and power plants so that he can move forward with the bombing campaign without killing civilians. Time will tell. #iranwar #Trump #Taco
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
People keep talking about the possibility of US boots on the ground in Iran. Gang, they ARE there. I guarantee you we have special forces and CIA teams running covert op missions right now. Not tens of thousands. But certainly a few dozen are already there. You have to be naive to think otherwise.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
48 minutes long but well worth the time. Sen. Whitehouse lays out many of the Epstein-Trump-Russia connections very clearly. www.youtube.com/live/ylvTFvJ...
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Sen. Whitehouse to uncover connections between Trump, Russia, and Epstein.
YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What part of $90 a barrel oil, 90,000 lost jobs, a new Middle East war, and a spike in inflation is making America great again?
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Trump and Rubio assumed Iran would fold again like they did last summer. But Iran now realizes that folding last summer after an unprovoked attack was an existential mistake. They simply cannot do that again and maintain their self-respect as a nation. Trump miscalculated badly.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Do you think FIFA will revoke his peace prize
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Trump claimed he hadn't spoken to Jeffrey Epstein since 2004. But here is an email from 2018 wherein Epstein claims he was asked for 3 names to replace Steven Mnuchin. Everything Donald says is a lie.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 25/01/2026
Videos verified by The New York Times show Alex Jeffrey Pretti, the man federal agents shot and killed in Minneapolis on Saturday, was holding a phone, not a gun, when the agents took him to the ground and shot him. In total, at least 10 shots appear to have been fired within five seconds.
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Videos Show Moments in Which Agents Killed a Man in Minneapolis
Federal authorities said the slain man, Alex Pretti, had approached agents with a gun. But videos show Mr. Pretti was holding his phone, not a weapon, when they pulled him to the ground.
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Atari Amstradsen @amstradsen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
And tonight all the main news broadcasts in america will not even mention that their president is unhinged, demented and clearly unfit to lead anything at all. They are so afraid of the truth.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This country thought they were electing Sonny Corleone. What they got was Fredo.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My holiday wish... 📘📚#booksky @booksky.bsky.social
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A not too distant future?
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Why "by Thanksgiving"? To coincide with a huge Epstein doc dump, I’m betting. In Trump's warped mind he can bury the Epstein revelations over the holiday weekend with a so-called "historic peace deal."
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
A headline worthy of SNL's Jim Downey. We are living in bizarro world.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Immature? Sure. But if he can post the sombrero and sh*tbomb memes, we can post this.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Direct kickback to the airline industry for them lobbying to end the shutdown with a clean CR. White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
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White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Please help me compile a list of Dem politicians and other political pros who are on record as saying the shutdown fold was a bad move. I know these were angry: Bernie Sanders Elizabeth Warren AOC Chris Murphy Ro Khanna Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/11/2025
Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Cut to: Wednesday, 11/4/26. Repubs just INCREASED their numbers in both chambers. Trump is gloating. And Democratic strategists are shaking their heads, wondering why Dem turnout was so abysmal. "Where'd the under-30 voters go?" BOOKMARK TODAY! This is where you lost them.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Wow I can't believe George Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 10/11/2025
No health care, no deal.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
We just wanted to say thank you to everyone! ICE agents keep lying under oath, and you’re the reason the truth is coming out. Your videos and documentation have been crucial in revealing the truth behind those claims.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
@smerconish.bsky.social When Dems wanted to pass a $3.5B spending bill, Joe Manchin withheld his vote, insisting they NEGOTIATE with him first. And he still ultimately killed the bill. Then Manchin did the same with the American Rescue Plan, trading his vote for kickbacks to the coal industry. 1/2
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Call me crazy, but I don't believe Kim Kardashian really happened.
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Trump demands Justice Dept. reimburse him $230 Million for legal costs of his past criminal cases. The man just loves to rack up impeachable offenses. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
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Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases
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Harry Chemay @harrychemay.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I mean it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump pushed Witkoff & Kushner so hard to seal the deal just to swing the Nobel prize.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
My story of growing up the youngest of 4 boys and going on to write for Saturday Night Live, Night Court, Boy Meets World, and other hit TV shows. From the comedy clubs of NYC to #SNL and the backlots of #Hollywood, told with humor and ❤️. 💙📘📕 #booksky.bsky.social @booksky.bsky.social #humor #funny
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Funny book about writing for TV. 📘💙📚 www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
New book on TV writing and what it’s like to write for SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World and other shows. #booksky 📘📚💙 www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Since January, Democrats and anti-Trump voters have been talking about “the resistance.” Well, this is it. This shutdown is the one and only resistance. If the Ds buckle, it's over. Senate Ds need to hang tough and take the political pain now, because the party and nation may not get another chance.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I've been saying this for months. Those masked ice agents are all pardoned J6ers and other nefarious militia members.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
If Putin, Zelenkyy and Netanyahu can weather years of bloody wars, Shumer, Jeffries and the Democratic party can weather a few weeks of furloughed jobs.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Senate Democrats can win the shutdown if they follow KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's how to win this thing....
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
My 104-year-old mom! #funny #humor #comedy #aging @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy @abcnewsbot.bsky.social @cnn.com @msnbc.com @newsnation.bsky.social
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Funny for Money" by Kevin Kelton. www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The dumbing down of the United States Senate.
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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