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September has septended and I don't even think I saw *myself* exposed in the mirror. I failed SeptENMber. 😞

It's Glocktober. Go to a shooting range and mingle with the straights.

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Phone is registering a full tap when I hold to scroll. That's annoying. Liked and bookmarked and unliked a bunch of shit on accident. My dog did knock it out of my hand yesterday and it went flying. Damn.

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Remember that one point where you were definitely worried about your WoL in Shadowbringers? Like ok plot armor and player character but oh that looks bad still. I think another moment like that would be cool in Evercold. I want to worry about my man even though I'm the pilot. He's still a character.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Got Gerolt his gay ass hammer and the murder fish its sharp stabber. So happy to be back at the North Horn. Hadn't had to do so many roulettes and I realize it's less a roulette for the instance you get and more a roulette for the quality of the players you get. Burger king crowns and all doofuses.

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If we all set a goal to remove one surveillance camera before October is octover, there would be none left. 😌

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's every social media platform's fate to die being run by absolute fucking dorks.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Moved my neck a little weird stretching at my desk and now I have 90mph head on collision whiplash.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ivy league schools are just money laundering schemes that double as asylum for wealthy rapists.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Great. Israeli propaganda billboards hitting my city in full force.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trump isn't sexist. He picks plenty of women that are equally as vile and monstrous as any man in his cabinet.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Of all the nerds and freaks and geeks I trust flying a plane, it's furries. I've never seen a community with so many hyperfocused geniuses and savants that persue perfection and precision. I definitely don't fit that bill myself but you can always trust a furry to be a master in their field of work.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I see ire here and there from non Americans and for a while it upset me but then I realized it's all our fault, as Americans, that it's like this. Any one of us could Do It© but we're all too important to our own daily lives that there's no sacrifice any one of us is willing to make.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's time to make room in your ass for leaves. 🫴 🍂 🍑

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Saw an ad for a collectible x-ray service. Yeah. Yeah x-raying card packs and shit. I had a chest X-ray done a while ago to diagnose a very very tiny infarct on my heart and it was itemized at $1500 and I paid $200ish after insurance. Fuck you if you get a pack of cards x-rayed.

If you're still consuming their products you're apathetic or celebrating Kerri's suicide. I don't expect much from CoD and WoW gamers to begin with, though.

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So did the campaign for everyone to cancel their Discord Nitro work? Did it work? Did it? Are they bankrupt yet?

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Since Trump banned those news outlets from the Whitehouse, those outlets will focus on only *quality* journalism now, right?

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Alt: Frank-n-furter in the classic closeup shot saying "well, how about that?"

So I've never really declared myself bisexual but if a guy was riding me and a woman came and sat on my face, I'm not tapping out.

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Cocky Frank-N-Furter

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is "held accountable" a euphemism or something?

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy bisexual awareness day. :3c

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love forklift training and safety videos where the forklift is beat tf up and looks like it's seen many a questionable safety situation. The overhead cage was bent on the one I had to watch and one of the driving lights had duct tape over it.

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Mine-Head.art @mineheadart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Honoring Sneptember with some sneps #sneptember #art

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A big woe for me that really puts me in a bad headspace is amazing art done by an awful person. I want to take their art and force feed it to them through a gavage to show them how unpleasant consuming their media is.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sometimes I just want to sit On forest floor And eat leaf

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me noticing some exceptionally curly curlies on the shaft: YAS DICK WERK WHOS YOUR HAIRDRESSER

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Libs on racism: it's ok to be racist if it's against one person. using their race as the brunt of the joke is okay because that person is unanimously hated.

Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A transformation curse but it's just musculoskeletal and your metabolism, nervous system and vascular system can hardly compensate and it's agony. You die an emaciated heap or learn to eat the worst parts of the best things you can swallow. Real sick curse shit. No gift of nature nonsense.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You can still be critical of the hole that was made for you. 🕳️

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Impossible game dev challenge: Don't lock the usefulness of resources and abilities behind the pinnacles of your difficulty.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was learning to type with Mavis Beacon when I watched a bunch of people get murdered on live television to start a war that would mean the death of tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians and create a country of Islamaphobes with even more vicious, nationalist propaganda than during Vietnam.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Charlie Kirk believed in gun control Through and through.

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Talarico really Kirked his campaign.

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Charlie Kirk firmly in his sights, Netanyahu whispers to himself before he pulls the trigger, "I'm ballistic Bibi, baby."

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Charlie Kirk was hoarding all his raspberry jelly in his neck. So greedy.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Which is easier? Smashing the mosquito or snipping off its proboscis?

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Metroid Ravenous Samus says "Fuck".

Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

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We should honor the memory of 9/11 by cancelling the NFL for a week

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Punish me for min/maxing, daddy. Call me a silly boy and make me play with variety instead of strong arming everything. Big bro bully me and make me take advantage of multiple readily available and expendable resources instead of hoarding them.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Fuck off with the AI bullshit Jimothy accounts. I blocked 3 this morning alone. I hope Jimothy finds them and bites their assholes and gives them rabies.

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Snerpman @sneptrov.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just got some artwork to get proofs made for and all of it is genAI. Complete sludge, piss filtered, refuse. My only solace is that I'm only building the spec and our design team are the people getting to see their careers bastardized for shitty pot bags. Death to genAI and misery upon its enablers.