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not funny. can’t swim can’t dance doesn’t know karate. y arriba quemando el sol.

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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SIL birthday celebration at a peruano restaurant last night. It was bring your own pisco but we brought perhaps a bit too much pisco. I have not been hungover since 2015 holy shit.
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No two words send AI industry advocates into fits of rage more than "stochastic parrots." The question is: Why? Why do they get so worked up over this particular critical framework time and time again? I sat down with @emilymbender.bsky.social, one of the coauthors of the original paper, to discuss
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The two words the AI industry hates more than anything
I talk with computational linguist Emily M. Bender, co-author of the influential 2021 “stochastic parrots” paper, about why AI industry leaders can’t stop seething over the term.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so it took 7 years for me to figure out the medications, supplements, type of physical therapy, type of exercise, quantity of sleep, pacing, not-cool foods, caffeine nap timing, TLSO brace, and routine that would allow it but ur boy is EMPLOYED 💃🏻✌🏼🥳
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
god I’m so glad I’m not any kind of teacher can you even imagine
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On one hand yes totally, but on the other hand, when my biology professor friend knew he had young earth creationist-raised kids in his class, he was certain to stress never ever assigning agency to evolution. I feel like u gotta be extra careful when the audience might actually believe it.
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 30/07/2025
Silicon Valley guys doing something useful exactly once in 2012 and then pivoting to "The monster from Nope is real, my friend, and I'm consulting its impossible square camera shutter maw about how to run all world governments"
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtu.be/xYlSnxXnxPI?... hell yeah brother
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Juan Gabriel - Palacio de Bellas Artes 1990 (Presentación completa)
YouTube video by de Fans para Fans (Español)
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
but I have a pescatarian coming over and your fave (snarla) is problematic because when she’s drinking she always sings Stan Rogers and overcooks the fish ☹️
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I haven’t had alcohol in months but it was my birthday a few days ago and I was too sick to party so brut from the bottle while I make kale sausage gnocchi? Yes.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
just me and my homicide life on the street pez dispensers against this cruel world
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my dad went to a dog rescue in St. Louis “just to look” and is fully coming home with a toy poodle he named Gary.
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spherical-cow.bsky.social @spherical-cow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a young man tried to use clavicular internet clockwork orange language to tell me that danny devito had “high facial harmony” and “averageness” meanwhile he himself, a very normal looking dude, couldn’t get a gf because of hypergamy
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
when I’m downstate, my sibling sends me pictures of my beloved to taunt me.
A display basket at a deli full of God’s very own bagels. They look chewy and salty as hell. Underneath the basket is a label that reads “Salt and poppy seed”
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
William T Sherman/Ulysses S. Grant historical rpf friends to lovers slow burn filter by kudos enter
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
at nature camp we talked about what our daemons would be if we had them and the kids assigned me skunk and like they’re right but to say it to my face…
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the el-sayed win shows yet again that centrists are now everything they always claim the left is when it comes to israel: ideologically rigid, in hock to extremists, mistaking online beefs (ie hasan) for mass politics—and toxic to the electorate.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
anyway I’m finally home and wearing slippers and listening to a book about Soviet tactics during WWII. 6 full months behind the joke being even remotely funny, let me say, I am absolutely dadmaxxing.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
had to hunker down in the large-leaved aster in the woods and have a meltdown because the songs we’re singing at little niece’s Nature Camp (universalist vacation bible school) are triggering as fuuuuuuuuu
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my friend and his aunt took me to pick medicine and I tell you what, the people who said touch grass were right
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"They want mass deportations, no new wars, and the American worker and family uplifted." In other words, they want classy Nazis, and instead they're getting tacky Nazis. How sad for them.
Young conservatives dismiss these estimates as an establishment effort to smear their entire generation. “The young men we bring to DC are not Groypers,” Nick Solheim, the CEO of American Moment, wrote on X. (He declined to comment for this article.) “They think Nick Fuentes is a blackpiller and a charlatan. They want to see order restored in their country. They want mass deportations, no new wars, and the American worker and family uplifted.”
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my other take is that the Blackfish and Arya need to clean up the Riverlands together and then chill in peace for the rest of their lives
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have the psychotropic medication change yartzes so I’m Lying Down™️ watching my gay vampire show and like. Yes Armand is fucking evil and should burn but also the most fun I have with this show is when he shows up and serves cunt so who’s to say, really
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
well, Mimi, it rained so much a crawdad got flung into your yard and now he’s scuttling back home
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Francis “Beef” Patty
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
give Kira Nerys a preemptive Federation pardon and 20 minutes in a locked room with Christopher Pike
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Mark 2000 Farinas @mark2000.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The only thing this excellent takedown misses is that Pike’s awfulness is directly connected to the ideology of the show runners. Centrism sees having no opinions and no values as morally correct. Pike stammering and saying nothing in the face of injustice is what they want you to think heroism is.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my purpose in life is to be free to answer the phone when my friends have a task they really really don’t want to do, so they can call me n I can give moral support while they clorox wipe puke off the car dashboard 😌
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the south *does* have some pretty righteous views tho I tell you what
Grey sky immediately post-thunderstorm fills the top of the photo. Underneath are rolling heavily wooded hills.- rainbow curves down the photo over some powerlines and a woodshed.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my poor dad is down south with Francis the grandfather who forsake his family’s roots and became a religious narcissist right winger when all of his ancestors were abolitionist radicals/Eugene Debs stans. Prayers up. Could never be me.
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soleil ✵ #1 fingolfan @skywardstruck.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my red-stained wooden koolaid stirring spoon from childhood has finally bit the dust thank you for your 30 years of service you beautiful goddamn disaster 🫡
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
David Jonsson is SUCH a good choice holy moly. Wasteman was incredible and does it even really count as a Marvelle if it’s a Coogler? …just when I thought I was out 😞 they pull me back in
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For me tied between Isabelle Adjani in La Reine Margot and Denzel Washington in Much Ado About Nothing
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
my brother and SIL and I have a running decades-long argument about whether Flukeman or one of the ‘90s benevolent racism against native people episodes is the worst of all time. Yece and I say Blessing Way is worst. Give me that fuckin Fluke Boy every time.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
honestly I’m so fortunate that my mom was just an addict instead of a Boomer Narcissist. like there’s an actual fix for what she got
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I need more books about Savonarola
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
those malignant ass culottes…
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
been thinking about that Facebook dog AI slop post “I am here to share how Jesus healed my anal glands” for about six hours straight now. Jesus Healed My Anal Glands sweeping at the CMAs next year kalshi it now.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
chappell roan cover bang the doldrums I am once again asking
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
not to sound like a Protestant but I think it’s spiritual practice to do household tasks very slowly while being chronically ill. chop wood carry water and all that.
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
been bleeding out my uterus for 40 straight days (here’s your future! it’s gonna rain!) so I gotta get a uterine biopsy and when my mom got one I saw her faint for the first and only time so. exactly how dangerous is it to blend weed and benzos beforehand?
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lmao two for one special
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
film critics in 1955: I’m sorry this image goes too fucking hard, please take it away, put Oklahoma! back on
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my little niece is getting sucked in to the pro-Ana bullshit and I literally don’t know what to do besides talk about weight lifting and how we need to be strong and fuel ourselves to fight fascism and that is Not Helpful for a 14 year old
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
why is alito not excommunicated yet get it fucking together, Bob
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my little niece made me watch the blood submarine movie with her and tbh not bad! and like. not that i usually have my finger on the pulse of what the kids like but how do they have the attention span to watch hours of someone else playing video games?
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Snarla @snarla.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
spiritually, I am always saying “I forgot about the rammies, bro” in Londo voice
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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