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Snarky Panda

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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 2h
i'd rather watch the paint drying channel
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 3h
excellent point
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 3h
So we're the Taliban now
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 4h
this study is comically bad, it doesn't even mention the actual models used, i searched for opus and fable and then just stopped reading i'm an ai doomer but anyone that doesn't think frontier models are putting out top notch code and letting devs finish month long projects in a day are delusional
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 4h
i glanced through it, then did a search for opus and fable, came up with zero so they're not even mentioning which models were in the test, anyone that uses ai knows that makes a HUGE difference.
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 5h
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 5h
if there was justice his whole family would go to jail
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 8h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 7h
We do not have a serious economy in this country, we have an ongoing series of expensive brazen insults to all the hard-working people who *actually make things* despite the incompetent whims of mediocre upfailing assclowns like this guy. No greater lie than the meritocracy.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How about it, Shitiots? The offer is good ANY time. 😂
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 17h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One final chef’s kiss here is that Rubio’s parents were not US citizens when he was born in Miami. He is a citizen by birthright, a constitutional provision the Trump administration has worked hard to undermine.
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nationalism is a dirty word, it's meant to divide people based on lines drawn on a map. It's toxic.
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Dan Jagger @auditorynerves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bluefin tuna have returned in huge numbers off the British coast after almost disappearing from UK waters. The return of the giant fish is one of several wildlife recoveries highlighted in a major new report from WWF, which it says shows conservation can work. 🧪🐟 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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UK bluefin tuna comeback shows nature can recover, says WWF
The tuna is one of several wildlife recoveries highlighted in a major new report from WWF.
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
people would be throwing up on the roller coast of the week i've had
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe, but it's such an old case i doubt many people would care. I never thought our prison system set people up for success after release but this sounds like a disaster, not that i have a solution to it.
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not saying she would do anything bad at this point but how does she survive?
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what exactly does a 78 year old who has been in prison for 57 years do after being released?
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he'd be watching his friends get shot while he tries to fix his hair
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 08/10/2026
omg this is such a silly joke and I'm still giggling about it @xkcd.com
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Juice
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's what cracked me up, if you're worried about leaving a trail of messages, don't say you're worried about leaving a trail of messages, pick up the phone 😂
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just give him a blowjob already Jeff
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so the funny part is if she had any opsec she would have called him and asked him to stop sending those texts not literally implicate herself by replying to him
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
literally fucking insane that anyone thought this was a good idea
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a bit concerning that the CIA can't do a basic background check...
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
lol like no matter HOW you slice it, this is objectively ridiculous. One person has majority control over two MAJOR news broadcasts and nearly ALL entertainment streams, including children programming, globally. ONE person. A single human being.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Federal government is currently staffed like the graveyard shift at a 24 hour grocery store.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades
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Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades
The decision not to invite observers from the OSCE puts the U.S. alongside Russia and Belarus, while the Justice Department prepares to deploy its own poll monitors.
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's me this morning but with one of our new vendors instead of a co-worker
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EXACTLY
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i mean shredded and lazy is right up my alley 😂
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3 piece is always the way to go, the tie and shirt really make it pop
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
really wasn't expecting bluesky to make me so hungry late at night, this place is awful 😂
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
all this talk about breakfast and now i want an egg and potato gordita
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there was never a likeable version of sam altman
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sound delish, also does anyone think ordering scrambled eggs and hash browns is weird? cause wrap that in a tortilla and...
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i have no idea who michael is but i'm assuming he's a pedofile now
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: For the first time in 10 months, the U.S. admitted a refugee who is not a white South African. In September, the U.S. admitted 3,386 white South Africans and two Afghans (in D.C.) In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 16,287 white South Africans, five Afghans, and nobody else.
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i bet there's gun shops out there with less guns, also is illegal immigration really a priority for Alaska?
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not to point out the obvious... but you did buy it...
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so we ceded control of the strait of hormuz to iran now we're going to let them take out a couple US cities filled with millions of people... yes i am tired of all this winning
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just gonna throw it out there that the obama had this completely under control
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wow he is spiraling
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he wouldn't pass the interview to be a walmart greeter
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
great story to show you're a man of the people
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
okay that's fair and you're right, even if he doesn't pay for it he's conceding defeat which is just about unheard of for him.
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gop crushing it on fiscal responsibility
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not to be a jerk cause i love what you do but when trump says he's going to pay for something i think we all have a good reason to be skeptical. It's not a climate of fear, it simply the guy repeatedly says he'll pay out of his own pocket and doesn't.
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah like i'm monitoring those 900 unread emails in my inbox
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