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i think i ate a bug

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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
It’s gonna rain
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
Probably a better poster than writer
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
Pynchon would have been an incredible poster in his younger days
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
I wasn’t born I just emerged from a hollow in an ancient cedar tree
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
Something supernatural in the icy air
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
Hope and moonlight are seeping in
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
The wind smells of fresh snow
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
There’s a mole lowkey. Right at the top of the Circus bro
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
This post is exactly like that one Pacino scene in Glengarry Glen Ross
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
I like him
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
What’s his deal
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
Crab Man? Your thoughts upon this Crab Man? Hello Crab Man??
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Busiaco @busia.co · 04/10/2026
Using weapons of unsurpassed violence against my enemies.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4h
Okay calm down freak
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 7h
Let's become amazing
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
telling the interviewer she has sack lunch vibes
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 7h
Wait I wanna change my answer. 6 or 7
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 7h
5th or 6th
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
Truck driver united state
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
You’re missing context with that reply
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 9h
Look I'll be real with you. I'm sick of contemplating on the tree of woe
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
This happened to my grandma
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
Okay that’s interesting
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
Calling her front on the backphone
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
Finding out about her front and saying ‘wow’
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
Crab Man your thoughts upon this @crabman.bsky.social ?
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 8h
[Whisper app] I don't think Crab Man realizes he left the "hit" out of "hit it" in his "only [hit] it from the back" tweet
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 9h
I can’t even remember what that means evil ninajirachi
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 9h
I want to kill my computer
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
My bad for yearning, I’ll never do it again maybe but probably not
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
Stupid shit is so dumb-coded
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
Come on in the mud is fine
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
Way ahead of you
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 11h
Guys we have to rapidly decompose and start again
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
Jfc Crab Man. Misogynistic much?
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 11h
I used to only it from the back, but then I found about her front and was like holy shit.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
Crab Man your thoughts upon this?
Abby tweets asking crab man his thoughts upon things
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
Your thoughts upon this @crabman.bsky.social ?
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 11h
I love the likes of you
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 12h
UNCLEAN man reacts to washing hands for FIRST TIME
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
Babe you’re like a jack-o’-lantern the way you’re glowing with a warm light from within
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wondering when we'll get a lab leak of kindness, peace, and love
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 14h
Yes but I’m sensing some perturbance in those triple question marks so I’ll save my further questions for later
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 14h
Yes - is that true
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 14h
Wolverine with bone
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 14h
You’re not slick Brad
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 14h
37, how old are you chloetown
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 17h
Today I am internalizing this for good
Old Sam tweet Tenacity is the only real superpower
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 17h
Enough with these nervous protestants
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 17h
I think it's finally flourishing
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