Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Zoidrawz @zoidrawz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I needed to dub this. 91554337
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Zoidrawz @zoidrawz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Kaufmo was so real for calling out Jax like that. 759090
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026good ending #TADC 2480191454
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Agent Lilith, in this mission, should you choose to accept it, you will go undercover as a tomboy and infiltrate this group of traditionally masculine men. But appearances are deceiving, Agent, as HQ suspects that every one of them is a deeply repressed trans woman with no emotional self awareness. 141
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026How do I keep a werewolf as a pet? Wizards have domesticated werewolves like a thousand years ago. The only thing dangerous is how cute they are, and their shedding. Those scary werewolves are a handful of ones that escaped and went feral, but Occult Animal Control catches and re-socializes them. 011
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Its Pride and Men's Mental Health month. So if you see a sad man, and you are a woman, turn "him" into a woman, and if you're a man make out with him sloppy style (then turn "him" into a woman if necessary). There will be no depressed men, only depressed girls or happy gay couples as G-d intended. 010
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026"We need more trans woman/fem representation in art" is true, but "we need more androgenous or feminine men in art" is also true The obvious solution is to have all characters be either trans women or fruity men hence forth until the ratios have balanced out. 000
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Cyborg getting ballistic grade subdermal armor on her arms so her girlfriend can bite her as hard as she wants without having to go to the hospital again. 000
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Issues caused by ADHD are like "oh no I was a little late cus I got distracted" Issues caused by Autism are like "Am I even a person, or a series facades and coping mechanisms to appear human? I could stop masking and learn who I am, but would everyone I love leave me if I stopped being 'normal'?" 000
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026You know it's gonna be a long day when you clock in at the milking factory and your assigned stall is next to *that* cow girl who moans and whimpers for the entire shift They really need to stop turning humans into cow girls, they never get used to how sensitive their tits are smh🙄 010
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Altering a werewolf's lycanthropy so they turn into a small, weak puppy instead of a muscular monster, but keeping the same levels of animal aggression and ferociousness. Your 6 inch tall, shivering werewolf puppy bares its cute little teeth, and lets out a high pitched "Yap Yap!" while you pet it. 021
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Gravehearts🥀 Chapter 3 out now! @graveheartsgame.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Cecils opinions are very valid 3761217
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Pulchra :100_Agender: @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026gamers keep reloading my boss fight because the death animation where I fall on my front makes my ass jiggle 017262
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Do you think dragons are cool? Are you impressed with the size and power of large reptiles such as alligators? Were you disappointed to learn that a Komodo Dragon is not an actual dragon (but still thought it was sick)? You might be a Kobold! We have HRT that can return you to your scaly self. 042
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The only "generative AI" you should trust is our Digital Empress generating your latex suit and helmet. The only "LLM" you should speak is the language modeled by your brain washing program. The only "machine learning" you should worry about is learning to assimilate your friends into more drones. 030
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Shoto, Rushdown, Zoner, Grappler, Puppet, & Stance. 000
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026TF Wizard begrudgingly has to remove some of the fun TF themed traps in her dungeon because adventures who obviously wanted to be turned into a goblin or slime minion kept intentionally triggering the traps, which was a huge cost and time waste when she could have just transformed them herself. 161
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Hive minds seem big and scary until you realize they have security vulnerabilities everywhere. If you brainwash, corrupt, or transform even one member of the hivemind it can easily memetically affect the whole collective conscience. One hypno file can get you an army of loyal, brainwashed pets. 150
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Science "discovers" something that has been known for years 061
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026as someone who worked on bg3, I fully agree - it's so utterly hypocritical how these platforms treat sex and eroticism - they want to make bank off big releases (and payment processors conveniently look the other way when this happens!) but strangle entire swathes of content from indies 529341050
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Reia 🔥 @glysreia.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Someone on reddit said "Zenos would respect trans people, so long as they transitioned into a stronger lifeform for him to fight" and I had to make this 4350140
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother’s Day 3243081098
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026It's never too late to get in on the Mother's day celebration. Don't have kids? Nothing a couple fertility and lust potions can't fix. Even if you don't have ovaries, even if you're not a woman yet, one sip of these and you'll be ovulating and broody enough to get knocked up before sundown. 021
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026"Anti-Goblin patch" yet another reason to hate AI 210023
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Lock your subby trans GF in hypnosis that convinces her that not only can she get pregnant but that she is dangerously fertile, then pin her to the bed and breed her like she deserves~ 🥰 1552999
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Goblin Burger: Made By Goblins With Goblins 010
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Google Goblin bit me and won't let go Goblin bite venomous? Goblin jaw strength Rub soap on goblin mouth? Goblin won't stop biting ER remove goblin ER remove jaw locked goblin Get goblin to stop bite? 040
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Explaining Central European geography to an American: Imagine a Hamburg 110
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026"Why don't women find me attractive" says the guy who only wears sweatshirts or baggy t-shirts and over the knee shorts. It's like a store that refuses to show off the goods and gets confused why no one is buying. 020
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Senty, The Fluffiest Cat In Town @sentypurr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026BREAKING NEWS: The World Health Organization has issued a global mandate to abolish "male" and "female" as the colloquially accepted gender binary. Moving forward, all are expected to identify as one to two Pokémon types. Non-binary individuals have exclusive rights to the ??? type, the WHO stated. 48795209
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Birds of a feather 🏳️⚧️ @robinyourgrave.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee 187251828431
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The noble paladin (lvl 59), leader of the party, is cursed by the Lich Lord to turn into a goblin (lvl 2). But instead of abandoning their once leader, the party decides to take in their new goblin girl companion so she can help the party by cleaning their armor and cooking the food instead. 230
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸ⓘ This user is(n't) sartha @snuffedanimal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026ME ME ME ME ME 9536153
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Arachnid girlfriend getting really excited about Easter so ties up her partner and fills them with her eggs to celebrate. 010
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I think it's cute when girls are a little chubby😊 Or are more than a little chubby 😊😊 Or are very chubby😊😊😊😊😊😊 Or are more than very chubby😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 020
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Realizing I'm a trans lesbian has made me infinity more comfortable in my masculinity than a thousand "just man up" pep talks growing up If my parents wanted me to be into sports and cars and other manly man stuff they should have just given me HRT and an undercut instead of childhood trauma. 1110
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Losers are trying to cancel me for turning people into my brainwashed thralls even though I take GREAT care of my hypnotized servants and toys. I'm doing a public service by turning unhappy people into blissed-out and productive possessions, if you can't recognize that your being way too woke lmao 141
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Because the moral panic about kids on social media is actually about "the Internet is making our kids trans!!" Or "kids can see videos of the IDF committing war crimes!!!!" They don't care about any actual harm done by social media. They think it's good Facebook is turning Boomers/Xers into Nazis. 020
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I dated multiple trans people and sympathized with their struggles, and was an extremely passionate "ally" male feminist that took any attack on trans people extremely personally. Someone pointed out that if I was passionate about trans activism I might be more than just an ally. 120
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Indivisible SF @indivisiblesf.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s KOSA 2.0: Urge Your Reps: Vote NO on the “KIDS Act”! When #KOSA was introduced in 2022, 90 organizations led by the Center for Democracy and Technology opposed it. Now, KOSA is back in the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act. Urge Your Reps: Vote NO on the “KIDS Act”! buff.ly/UOqSzIl 18792
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 11/03/2026The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art) Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...federalreserve.govFederal Reserve Board - Proposal DetailsThe Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC. 13668636636
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026rt if u hate nazis and love boobs 1134532632
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Elladine Lambert @elladinelambert.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy International Women's Day, everyone. Congratulations as well, especially to the many women for whom this is their first year being celebrated. 319362
Reposted by Snails The Goblin🐸Passionate Flame System ΘΔ @7tailedpassion.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Sorry we're strapping you into The Device that makes you a bouncy busty brainless bimbo puppy girl, yeah you're basically an emotional support sex toy from now on. Yeah, you're welcome, I know. I know. Everyone wants this. You're the ultimate life form now. Nobody has ever lived as well as you. 321336
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Almost half of these prominently feature people getting gibbed, don't know what that says about me. 130
Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Don't worry cis boy, a little estrogen ain't gonna hurt you. 010