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Snails The Goblin🐸

@snailsthegoblin.bsky.social
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🔞18+ Only|literally a goblin|Kink Flash Fiction & Short Stories: BDSM, TF/TG, Hypno, WG|Tranarchist-Qommunist|(they/she/it)|26|✡️ linktr.ee/SnailsTheGoblin

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Zoidrawz @zoidrawz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I needed to dub this.
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Zoidrawz @zoidrawz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Kaufmo was so real for calling out Jax like that.
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
good ending #TADC
(the garfield breast reduction comic but it's with characters from the hit show and talk of the town amazing digital circus)

panel 1: 
pomni: good luck
jax (is in a hospital bed)

panel 2:
caine: your transition was a success!
jax (now has long hair and a hello kitty bow)

panel 3:
jax: where is pomni?
caine: (from offscreen) who do you think gave you the hair?

panel 4:
a photo of the bootleg pomni plush as it appears in the polish sitcom rodzinka.pl, she looks very off model and more importantly she is bald, she does not mind this as she gives jax a congratulatory thumbs up

original comic by LaurelleArts
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Trans Intelligence Agency will provide you extensive training on sports gambling to better pass yourself off as "one of the guys". Your objective is to get each member of the friend group to think about their emotions for more than 10 seconds before bottling their dysphoria up again. Good luck.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Agent Lilith, in this mission, should you choose to accept it, you will go undercover as a tomboy and infiltrate this group of traditionally masculine men. But appearances are deceiving, Agent, as HQ suspects that every one of them is a deeply repressed trans woman with no emotional self awareness.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
How do I keep a werewolf as a pet? Wizards have domesticated werewolves like a thousand years ago. The only thing dangerous is how cute they are, and their shedding. Those scary werewolves are a handful of ones that escaped and went feral, but Occult Animal Control catches and re-socializes them.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Its Pride and Men's Mental Health month. So if you see a sad man, and you are a woman, turn "him" into a woman, and if you're a man make out with him sloppy style (then turn "him" into a woman if necessary). There will be no depressed men, only depressed girls or happy gay couples as G-d intended.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"We need more trans woman/fem representation in art" is true, but "we need more androgenous or feminine men in art" is also true The obvious solution is to have all characters be either trans women or fruity men hence forth until the ratios have balanced out.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Cyborg getting ballistic grade subdermal armor on her arms so her girlfriend can bite her as hard as she wants without having to go to the hospital again.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Issues caused by ADHD are like "oh no I was a little late cus I got distracted" Issues caused by Autism are like "Am I even a person, or a series facades and coping mechanisms to appear human? I could stop masking and learn who I am, but would everyone I love leave me if I stopped being 'normal'?"
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You know it's gonna be a long day when you clock in at the milking factory and your assigned stall is next to *that* cow girl who moans and whimpers for the entire shift They really need to stop turning humans into cow girls, they never get used to how sensitive their tits are smh🙄
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Altering a werewolf's lycanthropy so they turn into a small, weak puppy instead of a muscular monster, but keeping the same levels of animal aggression and ferociousness. Your 6 inch tall, shivering werewolf puppy bares its cute little teeth, and lets out a high pitched "Yap Yap!" while you pet it.
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Gravehearts🥀 Chapter 3 out now! @graveheartsgame.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cecils opinions are very valid
A black and white image with Cecil the cat from graeveharts in the middle with text around them that reads "a gentle reminder" "just because the doll is possessed doesn't mean it doesn't have a valid point"
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1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
gamers keep reloading my boss fight because the death animation where I fall on my front makes my ass jiggle
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
*shaking, dripping sweat, eyes bleary from how horny I am* I bet he gives great hugs
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Do you think dragons are cool? Are you impressed with the size and power of large reptiles such as alligators? Were you disappointed to learn that a Komodo Dragon is not an actual dragon (but still thought it was sick)? You might be a Kobold! We have HRT that can return you to your scaly self.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The only "generative AI" you should trust is our Digital Empress generating your latex suit and helmet. The only "LLM" you should speak is the language modeled by your brain washing program. The only "machine learning" you should worry about is learning to assimilate your friends into more drones.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shoto, Rushdown, Zoner, Grappler, Puppet, & Stance.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
TF Wizard, grumbling to herself: I spent *three* hours setting up this trap, and the first tf horny mercenary that comes stomping through triggers *every* vial of gaseous lamia tf potion I made. Lamia: I will serve you mistress 🥰 TF Wizard: You fucking better! This cost 2,000 gold!
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
TF Wizard begrudgingly has to remove some of the fun TF themed traps in her dungeon because adventures who obviously wanted to be turned into a goblin or slime minion kept intentionally triggering the traps, which was a huge cost and time waste when she could have just transformed them herself.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"Oh no what if you get assimilated into the hive mind" just assimilate them first lmao.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hive minds seem big and scary until you realize they have security vulnerabilities everywhere. If you brainwash, corrupt, or transform even one member of the hivemind it can easily memetically affect the whole collective conscience. One hypno file can get you an army of loyal, brainwashed pets.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Science "discovers" something that has been known for years
Two blue CGI people face each other with brain waves connecting between their heads with the caption "autism to autism connection"
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
as someone who worked on bg3, I fully agree - it's so utterly hypocritical how these platforms treat sex and eroticism - they want to make bank off big releases (and payment processors conveniently look the other way when this happens!) but strangle entire swathes of content from indies
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Reia 🔥 @glysreia.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Someone on reddit said "Zenos would respect trans people, so long as they transitioned into a stronger lifeform for him to fight" and I had to make this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day
Pitbull 
@pitbull

Happy Mothers Day to all the Mama's, Mom's, Mamitas and can't forget the MILF's ....... Love u All
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's never too late to get in on the Mother's day celebration. Don't have kids? Nothing a couple fertility and lust potions can't fix. Even if you don't have ovaries, even if you're not a woman yet, one sip of these and you'll be ovulating and broody enough to get knocked up before sundown.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"Anti-Goblin patch" yet another reason to hate AI
@pubity "ChatGPT randomly became obsessed with talking about goblins, to the point where it started ruining the chatbot for users. An emergency Anti-Goblin patch was recently released that told chatGPT to stop talking about goblins and other creatures unprompted." Quote tweet @Avesvery "It's cool that AI can randomly develop autistic special interests"
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lock your subby trans GF in hypnosis that convinces her that not only can she get pregnant but that she is dangerously fertile, then pin her to the bed and breed her like she deserves~ 🥰
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Goblin Burger: Made By Goblins With Goblins
In the Burger King Logo font "Goblin Burger. 100% Unethically Sourced Goblin Meat."
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Google Goblin bit me and won't let go Goblin bite venomous? Goblin jaw strength Rub soap on goblin mouth? Goblin won't stop biting ER remove goblin ER remove jaw locked goblin Get goblin to stop bite?
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If yuri is gay, and yaoi is gay, if you combined them to have a man and woman in love then it would be gay squared.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"You've answered my riddles three."
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fucked up that the stereotypical symbol of America is literally just German
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Explaining Central European geography to an American: Imagine a Hamburg
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Why don't women find me attractive" says the guy who only wears sweatshirts or baggy t-shirts and over the knee shorts. It's like a store that refuses to show off the goods and gets confused why no one is buying.
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Senty, The Fluffiest Cat In Town @sentypurr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The World Health Organization has issued a global mandate to abolish "male" and "female" as the colloquially accepted gender binary. Moving forward, all are expected to identify as one to two Pokémon types. Non-binary individuals have exclusive rights to the ??? type, the WHO stated.
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Birds of a feather 🏳️‍⚧️ @robinyourgrave.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Soon she'll become a goblin servant (lvl 11), and from there they might even teach her a couple of healing and buffing spells that could help in fights. Will she be able to wield a sword again? Don't be silly, even a short sword is almost as tall as she is and she has the coordination of a goblin.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The noble paladin (lvl 59), leader of the party, is cursed by the Lich Lord to turn into a goblin (lvl 2). But instead of abandoning their once leader, the party decides to take in their new goblin girl companion so she can help the party by cleaning their armor and cooking the food instead.
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ⓘ This user is(n't) sartha @snuffedanimal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ME ME ME ME ME
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Arachnid girlfriend getting really excited about Easter so ties up her partner and fills them with her eggs to celebrate.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think it's cute when girls are a little chubby😊 Or are more than a little chubby 😊😊 Or are very chubby😊😊😊😊😊😊 Or are more than very chubby😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Realizing I'm a trans lesbian has made me infinity more comfortable in my masculinity than a thousand "just man up" pep talks growing up If my parents wanted me to be into sports and cars and other manly man stuff they should have just given me HRT and an undercut instead of childhood trauma.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It has to be taken on a case by case basis since the issue with age gaps is uneven power dynamics. A 25 y/o dating a 30 y/o can be bad if the 30 y/o is using advantages from their age (financial stability, experience) to manipulate the other, but a 25 with 50 y/o relationship can be healthy.
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tweet by @basedsavage3600 "I'll serve crack before I serve this country" follow up post "Here come all the handicap [n-word]s who lost they arms from a gernade for a Camaro in my mentions"
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Snails The Goblin🐸 @snailsthegoblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
People are so puritanical these days they will literally attack you for something as minor as forcing people into becoming your mind broken pets smh
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