🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 3hTHE TEO OF THESEUS.... MEEEEEEEEE................I've gone from femmelocked (tm) to "ohhhhh this guy has potential to become a handsome edwardian heartthrob for SURE. alas. he is too busy being a gremlin to be tamed thusly" in the span of like 4 ish years. it's so funny. evolution x4 speed 010
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Gyobines 🔞 @gyobines.bsky.social · 10hKinktober 12 Masturbation #nsfwart #oc #kinktober #kinktober26 #masturbation 018740
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 12hYour Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Ay-Hee-Yah-Hee 121067
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Jennifer @feistywiddershins.bsky.social · 17hThis Indigenous People's Day, I wanted to promote the incredible handmade leather work by my good friend Tommy, Native Necromancy on fb, @amealformaggots on insta. He is Lenape of the Turtle Clan. You can see his work in person at both Gonzo Glass Studio and Cerridwen's Hearth in Mount Holly NJ. 924421094
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 8hListen, if you're going to live in a house, it's just going to have asbestos in it. The asbestos works, folks. If you're going to draw the line at "no asbestos in anything" you're going to have to live in a yurt 326668
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 4hI finally got my puter working again (not broken afaik, just..windows being shit. again. unsurprisingly.) but bc of that, now im clearing out my phone to empty up space (NECESSARY TO UPDATE PHONE....OOPS...) and oh dear God, there's Selfies of Teo Pre-Diabetes AND Testosterone, In There 150
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕🏳️⚧️screaming queer cryptid👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 6hBIRD UP 🌈💖🐦🐦⬛🦜🐦🔥🪿🐤🦤🦢🦚🦆🦩🦃🐧🦅🦉 Splat is here to brightn your day!! #fursuit #furry #altfashion #selfie #art #cosplay #OCsky #fursona #transman 5145
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 5hI feel like I cheated at a game on accident and now I'm feeling that "haha, im in danger???" Feeling like The Other Shoe still HAS To Drop....right??? Right now. Okayyyy....NOW. now? Now! Ok not yet. But SOON. Etc 000
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 5hWhen the in house hygienist lady was poking me gums to see what funny numbers to label my teeth, almost all of the majority was 2 or 3, with a few still being 4, but a few coming up as 1?????? It hasn't been that good in. Years ??? What the hell and also fuck, 100
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 5hMfw they tell me my gums and teeth don't look too bad considering my inconsistencies, that I only have baby stage gingivitis around a couple spots (where before it was Worse), and that my molar is salvageable with a filling which is covered by insurance and all my fear is overblown and to floss more 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 5hIn the most confusing way possible, the appointment was brief but very helpful and apparently my teeth/gums are...Actually. Somehow.... Healthier Than Before????????? So. Uh, 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 5hNew dentist is very nice and the office is (also) very nice ;-;/ Also, molar is Not Good but also Not As Bad As It Could Be, so!!! 140
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Omg i found sketchbook art of my first attempt at a trans oc....circa 2015....???? Hello this is Erik and he was originally a tf2 yaoi oc :) <3 LMAO 1171
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Alley Cat Allies @alleycatallies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Before National Preparedness Month ends, make sure you have a disaster plan in place for your family, including cats. Alley Cat Allies hits the ground running to protect cats impacted by disasters, but the best way to save lives is to be prepared. Find our full guides at alleycat.org/Disaster 03618
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism. 4236181139
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 11/09/2025This is what they will take from you 😔 51886
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026got commissioned for t4t stephcass based on issue #16 of the 2022 batgirl run in which spoiler gets turned into a giant bat monster girl 324463719
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff 6668552181
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tbh it bothered me for a long time, and I think I just ended up assuming I likely Did Catch It...but Maybe That's WHY My Body Started Punching My Pancreas??? Like, it never seemed to be Enough to come up positive, but perhaps fighting that off successfully IS what triggered the autoimmune stuff?? 🤔 010
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Makes myself a " Women want me, Fish largely divided on my existence, COVID-19 Just Didn't Even Want To Fuck Around And Find Out" trucker hat that is Way Too Tall to fit through Any doorway. Halloween costume. 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Like. I was going to college classes actively, daily, every week through 2019 and 2020 and graduated 2021 . That wasn't even the diabetes time yet. But I got vaccines and boosters and I never tested positive at home Or otherwise. What the hell am I..... 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Which does make me feel very insane but after having been autoimmunes george in two separate households both Full Of People With COVID Literally Everyone Else In The House Had It # Confirmed IDK. I FEAR MY BODY JUST BLASTED THAT SHIT SO HARD IT NEVER GOT SCARED??? i am gods torture clown i stg 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026NO YEAH . I JUST MEAN. Consistently in my case...my body shrimply has a very mild "oh yeah. Here uhhh. Mildly warm and sore. Surprisingly functional. Arm around the shot Very Hurt but otherwise barely different from normal" response To Every Single One, and bc I have T1 diabetes, I Have To Get Em 100
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Did have a funny moment in the office right as they were poking me for my flu shot, literally as she poked me for it, my wife asked "Oh yeah should we mention the guillan-barre syndrome thing?" And i could Feel my nurse take hesitant psychic damage before I could explain it was something my Dad Had 120
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Like....if my body already knows how to Banish That Bitch...the response to the vaccine won't be as intense, bc my body simply isn't as up in arms/alarmed bc it Already Knows What To Do™ But inversely yeah the ones I deal with less are. Uh. OUGH. OUUUGHH. WEOEEIUUGHH. FLU SHOT THAT MAKES ME STUPID? 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If/when I DO get sick, it's almost exclusively from my tonsils trapping bacteria and me not being able to do much about that short of Spontaneous Retroactive Tonsillectomy<3, or my Skin doing the same? Actually this also explains why my COVID boosters *don't* knock me on my ass As Much ??? 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026LIKE...?? I genuinely think it's largely due to my immune system being so turbo-fucked and primed to react - I had. So Many Issues. With being constantly sick as a child...anymore I just. Don't get sick unless my tonsils are causing problems, OR, it's a complication of my other chronic health bs 110
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026From what I know based on my own "oooh my immune system is FUCKED" experience, YEAGH. I was musing to my wife how I still to this day!! Have never caught covid?? despite being exposed many times over and going to SCHOOL during its height! Which always vexed me, bc. Huh. How....???!!?? 210
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I lived. Mostly. Jesus christ I am so sore, why does it feel like someone threw me in the dryer with a bunch of rocks for 4 hours.... 1120
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕wormvermin★🔞 @wormvermin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026HERCULES and the HYDRA #FABLEFUCK #teratophilia Full series on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/171755... 315622
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Two towers joke but halloweeiner themed ir osnsbthing. Oh boy. Jello fingles with bonus tingles was Not on my Menu expectations for the night . Wuoouhhoogohff 160
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Cursed egg cant stop me from making protein pancakes with chai added . >:'( WAT ever man... 030
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026LITERALLY I WAS LIKE. NOOO. THE CHANCES OF THIS SPECIFIC ONE..... 120
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just cracked a cursed egg into my ingredience like a fool....red egg yolk is bacteriaaaaaa i had to pour it all out and wash everything and start over T-T 250
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I massaged my head and face and scalp and sinuses in motions towards draining the lymph nodes and in so doing it got rid of so much tension and pain I didn't notice while getting rid of a lot of the inflammation too. It's temporary, sure, but its helping my system flush it out??? <:/c wacky. 030
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Swelling in jaw/throat/neck area around lymph node. I know the source (tooth problem almost certainly), am doing everything else to make it work, but it is not working. Remember I can manually massage my lymph nodes in and around my face. Suddenly the swelling is literally gone down by half. Wtf. 130
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fucked up to have arrived at the very annoying conclusion that half my problems are bc my body gets janked up and I have to either Manually Adjust any Shit aaround Very Carefully, or Hire Someone Else ato More Safely Do That...Forever. what the fuck . Corsets are such an expensive, sexy solution... 150
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You must stop giving me such tantalizing arg ideas i shrimply could not ever pull off .... 010
🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bro, you haven't been pussyfooting around on this one, have you...? (Yep ok, I will see myself to the jester eviscerator 😔🧍♂️💥) 110
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373628868
Reposted by 🔞teobutt💕Belle - The wicked witch of atproto @torrentempress.neocities.org · 08/10/2026It's not sexy but what we really need is better usability and an investment in education because right now nobody fucking knows what Bluesky really is or that it's anything else other than fucking Twitter too and you guys suck at promoting a lot of these really good developers. Users like content 4388