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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h

With each goal England score, Lee Dixon sounds more and more like he wants to commit seppuku. Let's have another three or four eh boys? #CROvENG

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h

Say what you like about how poor Croatia are, England are playing some gorgeous football. #CROvENG

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 8h

Blimey England! #CROvENG (Of course, it should mean that the second half will be a boring stroll - but this is Croatia...)

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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 16h

Man City fans thinking they can spot flaws in a decision made by three senior lawyers is the new Dads think they could win a game against Serena Williams.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 13h

Seems a little crazy when you think about it, but a row over football finances showing up how our country is being bought and sold is probably the biggest test that Burnham will face in his first year on the job.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I had a few thoughts on Manchester City which can't be squeezed into BlueSky character limits. If you're interested, I've resurrected a long-neglected blog. alittlebitmoreofme.wordpress.com/2026/09/30/m...

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Man oh Man, Citeh!

Yes, yes, I know it’s over a decade since I posted something – anything – on this blog. But, goddammit, this is important. To me, anyway. So stand by your beds and prepare for some ill-thought-out …

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

via Christopher Warner

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gotta duck out a few mins early tonight. I'll be watching Steve Hackett this time next week, then two weeks in Singapore and Bali (ooo, get me!) so see y'all in a few weeks! #sts70s

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Castles In The Air is by miles the best thing Don McLean ever did - and possibly my #SOTN. I love this song. #sts70s

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

5705! Lovely bit of American AOR from the boys from Brum! #sts70s

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do the backing singers really sing "Nigel Nigel" near the end there? I've always heard it. #sts70s #AngelFingers

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Such a bold piece of writing for one of the biggest stars of the day. And utterly brilliant. #RockOn #sts70s

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not trying to be controversial - but that was shite! #sts70s

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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well here we go then - actually here and on time for the first time in a week or two! Hope everybody's ducking, diving and thriving! #sts70s

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70s Disco Dance Party

ALT: 70s Disco Dance Party

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

America: "ICE, stop being fascists!" ICE: "Fuck you, we're in charge now. Back in your boxes, plebs."

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am in NO MOOD for everyone being dumbasses about iced fucking coffee. Stop it, you twerps.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

". . . because Lance Stroll has stopped . . ." Possibly the most common phrase in #F1

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Phew indeed! #Wordle 1,925 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Very noticeable that hardly any European countries - including the UK - walked out. Kudos to Spain and Ireland for having the moral fortitude to do what's right. Shame on the rest of you. www.theguardian.com/world/video/...

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UN delegates walk out as Benjamin Netanyahu prepares to address general assembly – video

Dozens of delegates left the room in support of Palestine as the Israeli prime minister walked to the podium on Thursday

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Grrrr . . . Wordle 1,921 4/6 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh goody. More Earl Spencer all over the BBC. That's what I pay my licence fee for, after all.

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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

tonymurray1964 You see, Richard, your problem is that Reform is, basically, a bunch of horrible bastards doing horrible bastard things in a conspicuously horrible bastard way. In general, people don't like horrible bastards. I hope that's cleared things up for you Richard, you horrible bastard.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Had planned to watch Millwall v West Ham in honour of my dear old Dad, but I don't think I can. Too many fresh memories - and the expectation of a heavy defeat. Think I'll watch a couple of old episodes of Lovejoy (!) and check the result later.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nice to see the Premier League has finally decided that two referees on the pitch is the way to go. Not sure having Jordan Henderson as one of them is quite the way to do it though. #BREvCHE

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You would have to be blind not to see that this is aimed at the RNLI.

Screencap of tweet posted on the official Reform UK account, featuring a video of Nigel Farage presenting his show on the unofficial Reform UK news channel, formally known as GB News:

"Charities' actions in aiding and abetting the invasion of our country will be illegal under Reform UK."

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Paul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Think of all the money you'd save if you didn't buy food!!!

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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

joe rogan is a warm-up for what every maga in the country is going to try once the Big Beautiful Obituary comes to fruition. There will only be a handful of people who admit they supported him. Call them out - every fucking time. You don't get to destroy the country and play innocent.

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Non threatening boo @lushattic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the very definition of terrorism, why is the home secretary reluctant to act on the groups causing this.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You MUST read this (short) thread from Alex. Never has a nail been hit more squarely on the head.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Alert enough to remember to tune in to #Popmaster today. R1 = 33 - forgot Suede (!) and one year out. R2 = 36 (of course) ONE YEAR OUT 😡 Harvest for the World, Summer Breeze, Who's That Lady.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All those thousands of fans having to go all the way home from Manchester to Sussex - furious that their team couldn't beat Brighton! 😄 #MNUvBRI

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Christian Wolmar @christianwolmar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Every area needs an Inside Croydon...as local newspapers have been killed by the internet. It is brilliant local journalism

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/09/2026

I mean really frankly I don’t think there should be asylum camps at all; that’s entirely an artefact of the government doing insane hostile stuff to slow down asylum case processing to insane levels, but since we’re here,

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/09/2026

Let them fuck around and find out. Remove all benefits and pensions because foreign residents don’t get those. The right to work, because asylum seekers don’t get that either. This country treats foreign residents of all flavours like shit; let them learn that. bsky.app/profile/gayr...

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby

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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ipswich fans "Ole"ing, as they retain possession by going from an attacking position all the way back to their own keeper! 😆

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Howard Webb really hanging the Manchester derby officials out to dry. He's dead fucking lucky he was never subject to the same scrutiny when he was stinking the Prem out a few years back.

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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Pretty sure I've got the Compulsory Lentils' difficult second album somewhere in the loft. Classic agit-pop from the early 80s.

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