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enemy of the state

@smokingmirror.bsky.social
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thousand year+ aztec god | inventory manager / assassin trainer at chaldea inc. | i always make sure to shit during company time ( rp account actually )

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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$5 FOR GAS? GO FUCK YOURSELF organic ass prices. give me the juice of the dinosaurs who were abused. i want the dinosaurs whose parents should have been divorced but never did so they took it out on the kids. shitty ass diet of tobacco and marijuana. fatty, obese ass dinosaurs. lower income dinosau
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spread the brand, brother. Fire Emblem/Stay Night Fake Order will be real before we know it.
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Mihael | No. 48 @astralreckoning.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
||no finished pin on twt and there aint one here either. - Harold "Harry" Murphy, powerless magus from bumfuck New York - Killed a man at age 14 and either stuck around for a Holy Grail War in 2020 or shipped off to Chaldea and was given the name Mihael by First Hassan - 18+ Content, MDNI
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FE Fortune's Weave Dietrich
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bum ass bitch. Meanwhile, I am in Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New Servant is giving
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
|| HIS GREED SICKENS ME.
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm so violent and sick in the head, I can't tell if I want to kill my opps or fuck 'em
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
me when i'm on my land in Mictlampa and Some Italian Guy just shows up asking for directions ??????????
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Dante Alighieri @inferno-poet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“The path to paradise begins in hell.” 🔥Serious/Crack 🔥Multiship w/ chem, bi 🔥All art is official, edits are mine/will be sourced 🔥SFW on TL, NSFW earned in DMs MORE INFO BELOW
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't have to read anything. I got summoned at [ spoiler ]. The next set of chapters are literally stall chapters lmao.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Taking my Guda ( @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social ) to the Nahui Mictlan crash point site so we can farm three stages before he has to crash from the lack of energy.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
chica, get it together.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why do i gotta wear a maid outfit. can i at least go "knock knock. it's housekeeping, bitch." and then i shoot down the person who answers the door???
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Matthew du Fontaine @beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I respect respecting women I just struggle respecting you.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
grown ass woman btw
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I call it respecting women. Can you respect my label??
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
|| ok going back to sleep. still fucked up. i have to vet every follower because i am scared of minors. and art reposters. Like AAAAAAAAAA
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if my girl gets kidnapped i want her crazy bitch ass to fuck them up. i get there and i'm seeing blood on the walls. she's out there chewing their flesh as a snack. im scared as fuck but also horny as hell.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't mind if my girl hits me and tells me she can beat my ass every now and then. It's very important to feel challenged in a relationship so you always feel stimulated intellectually, physically i dont hit her tho because i like her and she would be pretty and im respecting the girlboss meta rn
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I only like women. If it makes you feel any better, I like it when they make a lot of money. Like, ok million dollar CEO wife, what do you want for dinner?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I only like men if it's me up their ass.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
anyway get my craft essence. it's basically free!!!
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am not marinated enough for this,
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
( sweating ) d-did you want my meat or
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
why she rt that
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I do miss my ex wife.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How does my fat cock feel.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Shout out to that one kid I met who was like "i killed my first man when I was just four hours old". I was clapping when they continued and said "my mother died giving birth to me". So, that kiIIed the vibes.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Daybit says that if I am really good he will roleplay doing a heist with me like in GTA. 😋
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She broke my heart, had me shadowboxing behind the 7-Eleven in my 2005 Cleveland LeBron Jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes, Windows tinted, listening to Tee Grizzley, smoking on a goon rock
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
|| my PC is also shitting itself.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am officially back after like several years of time off! I wanna build a custom gami- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
|| I need to update the pinned to modify some stuff. Recession indicator that I'm on Tez fr.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am so good at farming that I modified my real body into a tractor and I can ride on it, mowing down all my enemies. If male summer Servants were real I would be a Rider in an illegally modified F-150 gaz guzzling tractor hybrid. No seatbelts because we are NOT SAFE FOR WORK here.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Awww, she can't pronounce his name. It's good that she was a pretty girl, because if he was a boy then there might have been a decent hole where her forehead should be! But when said by a girl, the curse turns into a blessing instead. "It's big!" He's saying with a wide grin, fangs visible. >
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who the hell is this. Servants are taking YOUR HUMAN JOB too????
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𝓐 nimusphere (new! 📌) @grantorder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
( debuff CHANCE to inflict 'Olga Marie's Love Interest' on the male character reading this for three turns, or three days max, with a 15% chance to snap out of it every three hours ) Roll to avoid getting romantically interested in my daughter? Unless, you don't want to?
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
( looking around ) IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?
dating sim parody with some heart meters
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shine out.ᐟ.ᐟ @asmleit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
allow me to speak of a future past.  the world is trivial, the sky is white, and yet i grasped out to reach the truth.    project asmleit, may this planet meet its end. ✦. ── #fgorp #faterp ── .✦
director's favourite - a craft essence.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know, it is kinda time for the Grim Reaper to come and hang around in the corner. Just that, I didn't think he would get a crush on the old Miss Director,
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You've heard of the Lemonade That KiIIs You, now get ready for the Slide That KiIIs You
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THEY TOOK DOLLY?
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me watching modern day soccer: why the fuck is the losing team not getting sacrificed.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A Muslim Mexican dinosaur. Where else could you get this fusion combo?
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
[Ordeal Call.] No he's a dinosaur.
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Ritsuka Fujimaru @48thbackupplan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Earth is Capitalistic, it'll never accept a world where Amazon, Microsoft, and Coca Cola aren't in charge.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mamdani, i want a cute girlfriend...
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