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Daybit

@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
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Someone not quite human, but not quite alien. PARODY ACCOUNT. Barely operating.

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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 15h
If I told you I missed you, would you come back?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 19h
If nobody got me, I know at least toxic yuri got me.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 19h
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 19h
Someone once said pregnant chicks can't get any more pregnant and frankly that's just beautiful. Probably.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 19h
Real one right here.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's 4am but you're not here.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When all else fails, pushing random buttons is a completely viable strategy.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The best way to deal with paperwork:
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🌥️I have fallen further into degeneracy by obtaining uma plushies. Death can not come claim me quick enough.
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Witch Who Weaponizes the Wet Beast Wednesday.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Existing is hard.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know this year was a blur.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Tortured Alien]
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Confirmed bachelor for life. [ Sips coffee ] This is fine.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🌥️Hint: it's all Final Fantasy VI, Deus Ex, and Grim Fandango.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Agent Orange Tuesday.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll only remember 15 minutes per person.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want a 5 minute marriage commitment.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would you sill love me if I was a worm? Trick question. You don't love me now.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, I'm not a shounen protagonist. I just have great hair.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This reminds me of that manga where the skeleton guy ran a bookstore or something.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gremlin.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tapping that ass is a privilege. Not a right.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Winner stays on.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Existing despite my better judgement.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT'S A SABOTAGE
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You could always transfer within departments. Custodial and Inventory have been having a hard time keeping staff.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
October is Pink Pumpkin Spice Month.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No matter what I say
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zander bought the farm?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm the lyrical gangsta.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now now, they had their chances to summon aliens and they chose not to.
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𝖲𝗎𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖬𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗅ā𝗇 @kinichahauimpact.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't think that's very fair, considering—!
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes, the Crypters did play, "My Lostbelt King can kick your Lostbelt King's ass." Mine always won.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm totally not flat.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did they really add Keijo to NIKKE?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have eliminated the alternate Earth where Taylor Swift recorded a constipated version of "September." No need to thank me, it was an act of mercy.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Naw, you're good king, so long as you keep the funk.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't think anyone is feeling it. Sooooooo... Group Siesta Monday.
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
「Good morning.」[places this on table and doesnt say anything]
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spread the brand, brother. Fire Emblem/Stay Night Fake Order will be real before we know it.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌥️I am a silly man who gets a kick every time I see this simple edit I made of an angel relic just kind of peeking in from the corner.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, Kuku could beat Goku.
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like a fallen angel. @anotherending.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ Like The Scarlet Night, Veiling The Dark. ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning. I slept terribly. (Has been asleep 48 hours)
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[Reading the brochure]
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