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caeneus.

@lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social
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I've been ready for the longest time. What about you!?

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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(pan man wearing his straight pride shirt)
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(slapping his ass) Thanks for following up on the bit, man.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Wearing his "Sunday? I Caene give a shit!" shirt he apparently has???????????] Caeneus Sunday.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck it. Whatever. Caeneus sunday. Who gives a shit.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a boring day.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(scratching his nuts in the background.)
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm always justified in killing people because anyone who's opposed to me is very killable and stupid.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You keep those frilly shits away from me.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The heart is fickle. But I can see you're the type who wouldn't listen to a harsh truth, so I won't bother.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"She's plenty loyal except when she's not", I see, I see, the forgiving type. Ha.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That woman's got no loyalty! Have no expectations for her.
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Kirschtaria. @chasmatis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That guy kinda gets it.
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enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I only like women. If it makes you feel any better, I like it when they make a lot of money. Like, ok million dollar CEO wife, what do you want for dinner?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am always on top, true.
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Matthew du Fontaine @beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You can say you're a top. It's okay.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I only like men if it's me up their ass.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
static.klipy.com
You Have Alerted The Horse
ALT: You Have Alerted The Horse
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@sarasvati-meltout.bsky.social Are you related to Grok.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The throne makes sure we look good unless there's some bullshit legend that makes us not look good. Ain't much more to it.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This atmosphere sucks.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I got her into the trouble, but I'll only help if I'm called! Gyahahaha, I'll have my fun watching.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh, they're white.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
heehehehehe.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Must be that time of the month. You're an innocent lamb, after all.
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—𝐍𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 @shepherdmagus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guys, why is Musashi upset with me?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Heh. Heheheh. Heheheheheheh.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@shepherdmagus.bsky.social oi. (holding his hand out. buall)
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
. . . (frowning. throwing a wooden ball at the wall. hmmm.) fine enough.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whittling a ball can't be that hard... hm.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Puppy...? Eh, yeah, sure. We have. Alright, I'll get to work then.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to bug that hag samurai, that berserker. Musashi is her name. Promise to do some sort of prank on her that you'd consider equivalent in worth to the wooden ball and I'll do it.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(squinting.) ... You look like more trouble to bed than it's worth, hrm... (thinking some more.) You know how to curse people? Or do any sort of mischief?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tseh? And what's in it for me? I'm no damn carpenter on retainer.
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—𝐍𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 @shepherdmagus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hmmmmm... Could you try making something round? Like a ball of wood. It doesn't have to be smooth or perfect.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nothing fancy if you're angling for that. Never made anything more complicated than a spear tip.
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—𝐍𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 @shepherdmagus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can't argue with that. And you could make a pointy one to stab people with too. Say... Do you know how to make things out of wood?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just need something to do. Better stab a piece of wood than go stab someone else.
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—𝐍𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 @shepherdmagus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seems to be. I think it's very lovely one. And rather useful!
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pretty common hobby, ain't it?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(whittling away at a block of wood.)
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you make me try and write down shit I'll beat your ass.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Eh? We still get fresh meat here?
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Ash. @deadscarlet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh, there she is.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Morning.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(in fact, he's probably been moody because of melt's Banishment To The Shadow Realm, but he knows if he said that and she came back she'd hear about it and get smug. eugh.)
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I liked her too.
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Ashe Lockwood @artisticmagus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What do you mean it got her?
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Skill issue on her part.
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