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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The joy of seeing my niece arrive at her grandma’s, immediately do 100+ cartwheels (we counted) and then go lie down because her stomach is upset for some reason

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What I look like napping in the passenger seat on a road trip

A dummy of the closet corpse the set of The Ring. The dummy has grayish skin, long red hair, and its face is twisted in an expression of fear and pain. The body is curled as if sitting on the floor with its knees up, resembling the awful posture I adopt when napping in a car with my jaw slack and my neck cricked unnaturally

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A badly timed poop will really fuck up a whole day

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know it’s not good to make fun of people’s appearances, I’m just saying if Carla Lockhart was in treatment for her anorexia she’d have less time to be a weapon

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dangerous because I can’t afford more craft supplies, and because my wrist and hand bones will be dust in the next 10 years I think

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m getting into cross stitch. There’s websites where you can design your own patterns. Very dangerous.

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

New: ICE wants the country's voter data ICE is looking for contractors that can help the agency access and handle the country's voter registration and history data. This is to look for what it calls 'fraud', which has been a pretense for mass immigration raids www.404media.co/ice-wants-th...

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ICE Wants the Country’s Voter Data

Voting data is public by design, but ICE is looking for a federal contractor to help it handle voter registration and history files to find what it describes as fraud.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I said it before and I say it again: I can be trusted with the death note.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I hate when brands talk about their community. A customer base isn’t a community.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I’m knitting the Six of Daisies cardigan. She’s looking a lil crunchy atm but I’m working on my tension

An unfinished knit piece of fabric. The background is warm tan, and there’s a motif of a flower knit in a reddish brown yarn. The center of the flower is purple

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

How gnarly is Lord Jabbu Jabbu’s belly is going to look in the remake? Are we going full viscera?

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Found out today that this business is closing

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Bunny was personally invited by Peter Jackson to play a hobbit in Bilbo’s birthday scene because he was such a fan of her grindhouse work. Unfortunately her one line was lost on the cutting room floor and didn’t even make it into the extended edition.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

As you can imagine, “Last Mass at Castle Dracula” was meant to be a one-off, but it had such great commercial success that they had to keep making excuses for more masses so they could make sequels.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

One of movies was originally called “Alien Warhounds” until I realized “Hounds of Uranus” was way funnier.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My character, Bunny Bramble, was a muse for a French new wave director in the early 80s. They broke up when Bunny realized he had dubbed over all her lines because her French was so bad.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

We’re starting a new ttrpg today, and I created a character who’s a semi-retired b-movie actress. Here are some of the films in her oeuvre.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

An ick: pulling the grocery cart instead of pushing it. These aisles are too small and you’re fishtailing all over it.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Don’t worry, she would also say things like “remember who signs your checks” and “I can’t pay you this week”

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This but it was my boss talking about her sex life like we were having a couple cosmos

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It’s too fucking late for me, I’m never getting hired again

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I’m worried that my dad doesn’t like hanging out with me

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

As someone who’s never really been into sports, I am hopping on so many bandwagons right now. I am straddling across them. I’m leaping from one to the other. I’m tying up the reins of all the teams of horses into a single giant knot and stampeding the caravan across the prairie

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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 15/06/2026

For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.

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The New York Artist Embroidering Knicks Merch on the Street

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If you are a lib using gen AI I think you’re pathetic. You keep going on about how stupid you think MAGA ppl are but use their tools to replace your creativity and critical thinking

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

post-job interview “was I weird” analysis has me staring at the wall and shaking like a chihuahua

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I can’t imagine what it’s like for the victim of the knife attack and their family to try and be praying for recovery while this selfish hate is performed in their name.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

But UK government and PSNI reserve their crowd control and hoses and “terrorist” labels for people peacefully protesting for Palestine. But they let these cowards march into their own streets for a modern day pogrom against the innocent. Don’t have much hope for any rioters seeing justice.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

making the 6 counties the most dangerous place for women in Europe long before immigrants were common. But they’ll cry about protecting “their women” while chasing them out of their homes. Can’t wait to see the DV records of these assholes if they’re ever arrested

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’m incredibly sad and angry about the racist riots in Belfast. Racists only react and care when a perpetrator is Black or an immigrant, it sends the message that violence is the privilege of the white. They believe they have the privilege to commit arson, kill/assault women, terrify children

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Gen ai users need a real hobby the way landlords need a real job

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

RIGHT NOW: NJ state troopers with riot gear are forcing protesters supporting the hunger strikers of Delaney Hall and media ppl down the street. They’re firing flashbang grenades at the ground to force people to disperse, per the @statuscoupnews.bsky.social livestream www.youtube.com/live/yTlpCYk...

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

LIBS STOP USING FUCKING AI FOR POLITICAL CARTOONS YOU ARE NOT DUNKING ON REPUBLICANS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY AND DATA YOU DUMBASSES

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Anybody who was conscious in 2024 knows the DOJ and NYPost are lying, attributing the violence perpetrated by a coalition of Zionists and Nazis to the victims they sent to the hospital. Here's what really happened: www.bostonreview.net/articles/ucl...

White nationalists and neo-Nazis
joined forces with Zionists (including some saying they were
Israelis) to attack UCLA's Palestine Solidarity Encampment,
whose residents included a large number of Jewish students.
The assailants were not affiliated with the university. One
neo-Nazi was heard shouting, "we're here to finish what
Hitler started," without any apparent protest from the self-
identified Zionists. At least one person present has been
identified as an associate of the Proud Boys. Using metal
pipes, wooden planks, fists, knives, bricks, noise, chemical
weapons, and incendiary fireworks, the mob sent at least
twenty-five students to the hospital for broken bones, head
trauma, and severe lacerations, while police stood by and
watched for hours, electing to neither detain nor interrogate
the perpetrators. No arrests took place that night. The
following day, only students and faculty defending the
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encampment were arrested.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The actual real life booger family from the Mucinex commercials resides in my chest

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Teaching has made me confront my inner child but my anger at her has only intensified.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Here’s a fun organization strategy: cut your draft into pieces (this is your last resort). No one got it.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Made a cheeky little papa roach reference while teaching today

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Ah and do you remember when he used the same tissue to wipe his nose, then his mouth, then his forehead?

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I’ll never forget guiliani sweating his hair dye off at press conferences toward the end of trump term 1, looking like at any moment someone was going to take him out back and shoot him

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Jokes on her: that actress will be Druski.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Erika Kirk is acting for the movie she is certain will be made about her, so all her heavy breathing and angry staring is for the consideration clips she believes the actress who portrays her will send to the Academy for a Best Actress nom.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I’ve been evangelizing @blakemanorgame.bsky.social to anyone who enjoys mysteries. I particularly appreciate that the investigator you play as isn’t a cop, but more of a muckraker/activist. Ward’s backstory and motivations are masterfully revealed as you play the game.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

My mom asked me about drill today

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

My student, practicing black letter gothic script: “I’m lettermogging you bro”

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