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Smitty 🍉

@smittyisknitting.bsky.social
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ICE agents will be barred from heaven. Shitposting and knitposting. TTRPG player.

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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What I look like napping in the passenger seat on a road trip
A dummy of the closet corpse the set of The Ring. The dummy has grayish skin, long red hair, and its face is twisted in an expression of fear and pain. The body is curled as if sitting on the floor with its knees up, resembling the awful posture I adopt when napping in a car with my jaw slack and my neck cricked unnaturally
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A badly timed poop will really fuck up a whole day
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it’s not good to make fun of people’s appearances, I’m just saying if Carla Lockhart was in treatment for her anorexia she’d have less time to be a weapon
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m getting into cross stitch. There’s websites where you can design your own patterns. Very dangerous.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New: ICE wants the country's voter data ICE is looking for contractors that can help the agency access and handle the country's voter registration and history data. This is to look for what it calls 'fraud', which has been a pretense for mass immigration raids www.404media.co/ice-wants-th...
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ICE Wants the Country’s Voter Data
Voting data is public by design, but ICE is looking for a federal contractor to help it handle voter registration and history files to find what it describes as fraud.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I said it before and I say it again: I can be trusted with the death note.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I hate when brands talk about their community. A customer base isn’t a community.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s not going to get better
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m knitting the Six of Daisies cardigan. She’s looking a lil crunchy atm but I’m working on my tension
An unfinished knit piece of fabric. The background is warm tan, and there’s a motif of a flower knit in a reddish brown yarn. The center of the flower is purple
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s Poirot v Columbo tonight
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How gnarly is Lord Jabbu Jabbu’s belly is going to look in the remake? Are we going full viscera?
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We’re starting a new ttrpg today, and I created a character who’s a semi-retired b-movie actress. Here are some of the films in her oeuvre.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
An ick: pulling the grocery cart instead of pushing it. These aisles are too small and you’re fishtailing all over it.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Meta glasses are for pervert scum
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This but it was my boss talking about her sex life like we were having a couple cosmos
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s too fucking late for me, I’m never getting hired again
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’m worried that my dad doesn’t like hanging out with me
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
As someone who’s never really been into sports, I am hopping on so many bandwagons right now. I am straddling across them. I’m leaping from one to the other. I’m tying up the reins of all the teams of horses into a single giant knot and stampeding the caravan across the prairie
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 15/06/2026
For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.
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The New York Artist Embroidering Knicks Merch on the Street
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
post-job interview “was I weird” analysis has me staring at the wall and shaking like a chihuahua
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m incredibly sad and angry about the racist riots in Belfast. Racists only react and care when a perpetrator is Black or an immigrant, it sends the message that violence is the privilege of the white. They believe they have the privilege to commit arson, kill/assault women, terrify children
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Gen ai users need a real hobby the way landlords need a real job
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
RIGHT NOW: NJ state troopers with riot gear are forcing protesters supporting the hunger strikers of Delaney Hall and media ppl down the street. They’re firing flashbang grenades at the ground to force people to disperse, per the @statuscoupnews.bsky.social livestream www.youtube.com/live/yTlpCYk...
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
LIBS STOP USING FUCKING AI FOR POLITICAL CARTOONS YOU ARE NOT DUNKING ON REPUBLICANS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY AND DATA YOU DUMBASSES
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Anybody who was conscious in 2024 knows the DOJ and NYPost are lying, attributing the violence perpetrated by a coalition of Zionists and Nazis to the victims they sent to the hospital. Here's what really happened: www.bostonreview.net/articles/ucl...
White nationalists and neo-Nazis
joined forces with Zionists (including some saying they were
Israelis) to attack UCLA's Palestine Solidarity Encampment,
whose residents included a large number of Jewish students.
The assailants were not affiliated with the university. One
neo-Nazi was heard shouting, "we're here to finish what
Hitler started," without any apparent protest from the self-
identified Zionists. At least one person present has been
identified as an associate of the Proud Boys. Using metal
pipes, wooden planks, fists, knives, bricks, noise, chemical
weapons, and incendiary fireworks, the mob sent at least
twenty-five students to the hospital for broken bones, head
trauma, and severe lacerations, while police stood by and
watched for hours, electing to neither detain nor interrogate
the perpetrators. No arrests took place that night. The
following day, only students and faculty defending the
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encampment were arrested.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It’s all over but the grading
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The actual real life booger family from the Mucinex commercials resides in my chest
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Made a cheeky little papa roach reference while teaching today
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ll never forget guiliani sweating his hair dye off at press conferences toward the end of trump term 1, looking like at any moment someone was going to take him out back and shoot him
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Erika Kirk is acting for the movie she is certain will be made about her, so all her heavy breathing and angry staring is for the consideration clips she believes the actress who portrays her will send to the Academy for a Best Actress nom.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’ve been evangelizing @blakemanorgame.bsky.social to anyone who enjoys mysteries. I particularly appreciate that the investigator you play as isn’t a cop, but more of a muckraker/activist. Ward’s backstory and motivations are masterfully revealed as you play the game.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My mom asked me about drill today
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
back on the apps (merlin bird id)
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Future family annihilator Pete Hegseth
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Receiving so much Coachella content. Remember: is the outfit fire, or is that person just really thin
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I think we should bring back pillories in the public square but only for people who purposefully make their cars louder
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I played The Séance of Blake Manor and Blue Prince over the past two weeks and I’m starving for more puzzle and detective games.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
One of my biggest character flaws is how pedantic I am about animal facts. Too much animal planet as a kid. I better not catch anyone calling a sea lion a seal.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The job openings I’ve been seeing are: Train AI and make all future career opportunities obsolete Or Chuck E. Cheese
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Iranians should be getting ready to celebrate Nowruz, the Persian new year, and instead my country has killed thousands of civilians and inflicted extreme environmental destruction on the planet we share.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’m a fucking idiot and now I have to undo a knitting project that was over 50% finished because I misread the pattern from the very start
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My mom, my uncle and I are texting each other our recent life list birds from the Merlin app like it’s the business card scene in American Psycho
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
How did I get into Deftones? I saw a really sick AMV that used “Change (In the House of Flies)”
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have a little recommendation in this article 😊
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Every day I see a new headline about technocrats selling the surveillance tech to precisely single out and follow individual people, and I’m supposed to believe the bombing of civilians is just a sad, unavoidable reality of war. Everything is a conscious choice, and the choice is murder.
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I know Gamergate ushered in the end of the world because my country is murdering schoolgirls and calling it “Operation Epic Fury”
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Some people didn’t like Hamnet because they thought it was emotionally manipulative? All movies are emotionally manipulative! Nicole said we come to this AMC Theater to laugh to cry to care!
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a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun
Alt: Nicole Kidman in a striped suit is looking up at a movie theater screen, backlit by projector lights and having some kind of divine experience with whatever she’s watching
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Smitty 🍉 @smittyisknitting.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hercule Poirot on Hot Ones
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