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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳

@smimitridith.bsky.social
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25, He/Him MtG, Anime, and Animals Be kind to one another NY➡️NOLA

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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The UV signature is so cool. I love how low profile it is and then you can just pull out a UV light to flex.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Got this game as a Christmas present when I was a kid. It was fun but took so much time to set up.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Kozi command is just too good and fleshraker go brrrrrr.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Mh3 got us playing eldrazi temple tho😡
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Trees and fruit. Mana is like a fruit of the land. It can only make so much every turn, but it will make more if you wait. That made the most sense to me when I was learning, and people I have taught seem to understand that well. The one land per turn part is easiest if I show them Azusa. lol.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I need more of these.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It is so easy to do now with the massive increase in MDFCs from MH3. Most of my decks are playing 28-32 lands, and then a bunch of MDFC lands. My only decks that is a bit lower is my Hare Apparent deck and it’s mostly because I’m playing in insanely low curve. That deck is still at 35 or 36 tho.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Fellow creators who work with/have worked with @tcgplayer.com, the least you could be doing is sending an email to your rep expressing concern over your continued relationship in light of anti union, anti worker policy & intimidation.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
the ancient texts
The cover for the book "the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales" by Joe scieska and lane smith
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/05/2025
what cards would you put in a doechii edh deck?
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
God dammit. Now I wanna get Sol Kanar altered to be the swamp queen…. Much to think about.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Soup. I want two soup.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Well damn. That’s 405 garys draining for 810 each(if there was no other devotion to black). A casual 328,050 damage to each opponent. I knew it was gonna be a lot, but gol-LY!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Big familiar energy here.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My autistic ass was like “oh no! It must be so much harder to get around!”… then it hit me.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Thing was my first lord, and this is my first hero shooter. Ended season 1.5 in GM 3. Hoping to hit celestial next season!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Idk if I’ll ever play four, but I kinda want to get a fourth.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Round 5: 2-0 against a very scary Jeskai deck. Board stall into Elspeth game 1. Aggressive curve and better top decks late game got there game 2. First place! 🥇🥳
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Forgot to update after round 3! Round 3: 2-0 against Abzan splashing blue. Close game 1 and a very aggressive curve game 2 got there. Still no Elspeth! Round 4: 2-0 against Sultai dragons. Game 1 was super close with my opponent gaining 20+ and draining 4 times with maelstrom. Game 2 Elspeth win!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Round 2: 2-0 against Temur dragons. Had some long games and Elspeth is still avoiding me, but got there with endure value. Inspirited Vanguard has been a house!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Round 1 draw against a very nice fella playing Temur. Had Ugin every game, but had a good amount of draw and ramp to get to it. Never saw Elspeth sadly. On to round 2!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Prerelease time. Repping Abzan tonight and hoping Elspeth will carry me home!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
3,4,5. I think I like my pool. Got pretty lucky!
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Yawg @yawggoth.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
It’s 2010: Bloodghast is in standard, dealing with a financial crisis, Skrillex is rising in popularity. It’s 2025: Bloodghast is in standard, dealing with a financial crisis, Skrillex is rising in popularity.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
That is an actual tragedy.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Storm scale scion is so cool.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Mardu has some real good uncommon dragons! I’m hoping to go Abzan, but it seems like Temur might be the competitive choice.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I’ve got one at 6! Hoping it goes well. What clan did you go with?
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Andy @wullagaru.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Well lookie here, I finished up my first alter for someone else. Just did this for @smimitridith.bsky.social and I'm pretty happy with the results #mtgalter
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
This reads like an adventurer’s shitpost. I once vanquished a Lesser Teton with my heals dug into the earth, but the Grand Tetons are too gargantuan to fell from the ground, yet too sturdy to slaughter from the sky. Alas, I shall persist. Beautiful shot.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Monkey in da router box and Diesel going banana. Singular.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Looks really good in stompy decks. Love that it is a two mana rock. I definitely wanna try it out. I just gotta build a stompy deck first…
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I have amended my display name in anticipation of Tarkir: Dragonstorm. Remember the fallen, and never forget what they gave to us!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
My vote is transit mage.
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Leslie @leslievdb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The captain sculpt based on the work of Victor Malcervelli I`m trying to grow my audience here since leaving twitter so id really appreciate a share if you like it :) 👐
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Looks like a character I’d see in sea of thieves. Love the model! A lot of personality!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Honey I elked the Oko!
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
My first thought was inkmoth and crawling barrens as a filthy scales player
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
And the Set vision was sooooo good. You always knew exactly where to build them. I might have to run it back it’s been too long.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I was big on Egyptian. Can’t fuck with me and my siege beetles.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Age of Mythology slaps so hard. One of my favorite childhood games.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I totally could see how it would be overwhelming without reminder text. Maybe I’m in too deep, but I honestly think a few cards with old keywords is good for new players because it feeds curiosity. When I was new (12 years ago😵‍💫) I loved finding mechanics I’d never heard of and exploring old cards.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If commander players can learn mechanics from the dawn of time standard players will be alright.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Wait a second. You’re telling me I can put arcane signet in my cats and dogs deck???
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
One for all is pretty grassroots. Bernie would approve.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Couldn’t have picked a more fitting card for the show. You never miss.
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Severance is currently my favorite show on television. As such, I felt the need to paint an alter before S2 ends.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My boy Dylan is really going through it, but my girl Gretchen is really going through it, but my boy Dylan is really going through it.
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Dimitri, Abzan Soup-Slinger☀️💀🌳 @smimitridith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Idk what this is but my immediate reaction was that you were on the most recent B&R announcement. Congrats on breaking the format!
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