Sign in

Simon M. Clabby

@smclabby.bsky.social
161 followers 163 following 466 posts

I'm just full of Bizarre Ideas and Odd Connections. All opinions my own. That's not a disclaimer, I'm just very possessive.

PostsRepliesMedia
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love a bit of War of the Worlds? Check out my Redbubble store, where I've finally started my classic Tripod designs! Crazy for Correa or gaga for Goble? You'll find something for you here! www.redbubble.com/people/smcla...
020
Reposted by Simon M. Clabby
Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your new favourite GIF has landed #CelebrityTraitors
537676
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They only got the Traitor in the first round because he told them he was a traitor. Why were they so confident that they would manage it again? #Traitors
static.klipy.com
Claudia Winkleman Asks for Quiet
ALT: Claudia Winkleman Asks for Quiet
020
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social ever leaves #OnlyConnect, there is only one person who could replace her. That's "Michael Portillo comes after Victoria finishes", next on BBC 2
030
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My old friend @hatchthedog.bsky.social would have been proud...
010
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice to see ASDA have finally realised that animal skeletons don't have boney ears, and did this on their new Halloween designs!
A plush cushion of a skeleton dog, with no boney ears, just the outlive of them in black.A drawing of a skeleton cat, with the outline of a furry one around it. There are no bones in the ears
110
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm still waiting on mine, only been a month. Wonder if they do a delay repay on the delay repay?
001
Reposted by Simon M. Clabby
It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
231033382
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice to see they combined the 4th and 8th Doctor by putting the scarf on Tom McGann. Also, when did Saavik from Star Trek 3 travel with the Doctor?
020
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plus they don't have to worry about the characters looking over 30 years older than when we last saw them.
100
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The castle one? That was an amazing one. I managed to get the Wicked cottage in Smyths, where it was reduced, which is pretty good too though. Even has a toilet, so the Wicked Witch of the West can have a wee.
120
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you realise that since Voyager every live action series has either been a prequel or a spinoff for another series (or, in SNW's case, both), it becomes clear that Star Trek's future has been in its past for over 25 years. What happened to boldly going where no one had gone before?
100
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friends sets are very underrated.
110
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doctor Who has a similar problem, although at least they have @bigfinish.bsky.social to provide new stories with old Doctors. Star Trek only has unofficial fan made stuff to offer that.
100
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always feel that Star Trek fans don't want more new Star Trek; they want more old Star Trek.
static.klipy.com
Woman Explains 'More Of The Same'
Alt: Woman says 'More Of The Same'
200
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then, a chapter or something later, Kirk, Spock and his entourage manage to all independently escape from a holodeck prison in a suspiciously convenient way, and it's somehow real, because Kirk is The Best.
030
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Shatnerverse is basically a series of examples of why Kirk, and to a lesser extent the TOS crew is better than the TNG crew In one of the later books the crew of the Enterprise E conduct a complex escape plan, which turns out to be a trap and they immediately get recaptured.
130
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Certainly lacking in honour. And I bet that, unlike Chang, he's never actually read Shakespeare in the original Klingon...
static.klipy.com
Star Trek The Undiscovered Country
ALT: Star Trek The Undiscovered Country
030
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is when he starts having dreams about a cloaked figure coming out of an inner city church...
010
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Should you want your own Sad Spock made of Wee... makerworld.com/en/models/26...
makerworld.com
Sad Spock Sitting on a ledge - Star Trek Figurine! - Free 3D Print Model - MakerWorld
Download this free 3D print file designed by ShapeShift 3D Creations. Sad Spock on a Ledge FigurineHere is a next fun series that I am currently working on! Some Sad action figurines in a sitting posi...
010
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is why hyphens are important, or at least not allowing words to flow onto the next line...
A 3D printable version of Spock, looking sad on a 3D printer, with the title "Sad Spock Sitting on a Ledge - Star Trek Fig urine!"
110
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't get me wrong, I love the joke, but this is Dino-inaccuracy Manifest!
020
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's an Oviraptor, Nedry was eaten by a Dilophosaurus. Yes, I know my dinos well!
120
Reposted by Simon M. Clabby
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Likewise, Helen of Troy suggests there are also Helens of Scott, Jones, Nelson and Winter.
042
Reposted by Simon M. Clabby
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peter Capaldi implies the existence of Peter Caplidl
34410
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Likewise, Helen of Troy suggests there are also Helens of Scott, Jones, Nelson and Winter.
042
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peter Capaldi implies the existence of Peter Caplidl
34410
Reposted by Simon M. Clabby
Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
On this day 7th Sept 1838 Grace Darling and her father rescued sailors from from the shipwrecked Forfarshire Artist: John Berry
Grace and her father handle their small boat as it’s tossed in rough seas while we see the wrecked ship in the background, beneath stormy skies 
18729141
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also, why did my autocorrect try to correct 'pterosaur' to 'stegosaurus'?
020
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You thought that pterosaur skeletal drawings were being contaminated by a certain website? You ain't seen nothing yet...
220
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Plus she wears a lot of purple, which we know appeals to you!
000
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The human characters live on, in parts, in the Doctor Who line - Claudia Brown's outfit has appeared on at least two of his companions in different colours, at least.
000
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"So I tied an Snoopy to my belt, which was the style at the time" #ToTP
030
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Those magazines were probably using better editing software than most local newspapers...
000
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I once had to send a logo to a local newspaper that was unable to use vector graphics, or transparent PNGs, with their publishing software. As they were unable to say what would work, I had to look it up myself, and ended up sending them a transparent TIFF.
110
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Never bother me again" is a favourite of mine.
000
Reposted by Simon M. Clabby
Andy Farke @andyfarke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The genesis of every bizarrely specific museum warning placard.
061
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#Spoilers for #SpidermanBrandNewDay
V'ger from Star Trek the Motion Picture.
010
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Bluesky: You do realize that not everybody is lucky enough to actually own a cup, let alone something to put in it. Maybe you should think of that before posting. Also, you need to put alt text in the image of the cup.
181
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors from Mars should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including launching cylinders into Surrey or the use of heat rays against humanity.
A fire warning sign on a tree near the sandpit on Horsell Common, the location of the Martian landing in The War of the Worlds
020
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Might as well increase the number of Eclipse pics out there...
030
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is #OnlyConnect suggesting that Sir Killalot doesn't have a knighthood?
020
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Alternatively, it's just a series of easter eggs for the originals, where more effort is put into the references than the story, which is just a rehash of the first one but with teenagers.
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
010
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Much like with Jurassic Park's T. rex in the Jurassic World movies, the shark is now on the side of the humans, and only appears to save the protagonists from a bigger threat.
110
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Love Historic Ships? There's up to 40% off on all the designs in my Redbubble store, so if you worship HMS Warrior, very keen on HMS Victory, or there's just something about Mary Rose, check it out! www.redbubble.com/people/smcla...
a woman wearing an HMS Victory hoodiea flask with an HMS Warrior stickera printed canvas bag featuring the Mary Rose
010
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm on Tiktok in my own right now, mostly Heritage stuff but I might do a bit of other stuff too. www.tiktok.com/@smclabby
QR code for my TikTok account
010
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wonder who Audible found to read this, hopefully someone who gives it the dignity it deserves... @tetzoo.bsky.social
A screenshot of an Audible advert on Instagram featuring pseudoscientific nonsense book "Too Big To Walk" by Brian Ford.
3131
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Will the puppet be returning?
220
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Did you find anything yourself?
000
Simon M. Clabby @smclabby.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor - at least no one worth speaking of."
010