Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 56mI’m more invested in the baby Grundy name than I am about Lynda’s sodding dog field. #TheArchers 4160
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 1hJust a bit of fun that would have made Eddie some money. #TheArchers 150
Reposted by Sarah MattocksDB @arnoldtortoise.bsky.social · 11hClive gatecrashes wedding, slips the unicorn some LSD, it goes on rampage and skewers Helen, Tom, Natasha, Sarin and Novichok, Rosie, Bert, etc. Wedding is called off, we all live happily ever after. #TheArchers 141
Reposted by Sarah MattocksMartin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I don’t want her to think we disapprove”, said Lizzie, disapprovingly. #TheArchers 0132
Reposted by Sarah MattocksJasper Barry @jasperbarry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Stella, it's not too late to call off this wedding. Remember Tom, he managed it at the very last minute. Tom's behaviour was atrocious, but in your case, Stella, we'll understand and feel very happy for you. #TheArchers 0134
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I do hope it’s going to be a Saturday wedding #TheArchers 6280
Reposted by Sarah MattocksIain Roberts @slowbikeiain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Elizabeth: I've got this dress for you. Lily: Thanks Mum, just hang it on that knob. #TheArchers 161
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m disappointed we didn’t get a “hello you two” #TheArchers 0141
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lizzie meets a half dressed Harrison #TheArchers 040
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m feeling quite sorry for the judges having to consume so much sugar #gbbo #BakeOff 010
Reposted by Sarah MattocksRichard Woodfield @richardwoodfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ian: "We need to talk, Adam. You're fast becoming the most depressing and annoying character on #TheArchers Believe me, there's stiff competition for that accolade. And you are currently out in front." 252
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Quite difficult to dispose of a mini gardening kit discreetly. #TheArchers 2140
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026By all means cut Brian out of your life Adam but don’t do it to Xander #TheArchers 170
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lots of Grundy support for George and Amber but no sign of Bill and Anne-Marie. #TheArchers 0120
Reposted by Sarah MattocksDavid Chance @davidchance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tarquin Grundy #TheArchers 171
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Adam full of his usual sparkling charm #TheArchers 1130
Reposted by Sarah MattocksTrudie (Erms) @trudieerms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just listened to last night and not sure I agree with the predictions of PND/PTSD. It all sounded pretty normal - Amber's exhausted and overwhelmed and her nether regions hurt like hell. But apart from a few sniffles she sounded OK, George was OK and Susan was lovely. Hope I'm right... #TheArchers 4131
Reposted by Sarah Mattocks🇨🇦Kelownagurl @kelownagurl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's nothing harder than a difficult birth, painful stitches, your entire body feeling like you've been hit by a truck, the most fatigue you've ever had, boat-loads of hormones pouring thru your body, sore breasts, being woken up every 2-3 hours, & no idea what the hell you're doing. #TheArchers 1202
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When is Anne-Marie going to turn up and start interfering? #TheArchers 0141
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No perfect insta posts for Amber if she doesn’t even know where her phone is #TheArchers 2180
Reposted by Sarah MattocksFabPaule @fabpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Its a non-Archers #Saturday ! For baby Grundy 🍾🥳👏🍻👹 its a Baby themed puzzle for #AmbridgeSaturdayScandals Make a guess & reveal the ans. I’m trusting you to mark your own homework! Golden Badger award for 8/8 Scroll to the bottom to copy results & paste here. fabambridge.co.uk/wp-content/u...fabambridge.co.ukAmbridge ArrivalsGuess the famous Ambridge births from emoji clues alone. 222
Reposted by Sarah MattocksTriffid Oil Inc 🇳🇵 ♾️ @waking-kraken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#TheArchers Foraging I do hope someone makes an Australian mushroom ommlette for Tom 3211
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Helen could have let poor Brad off paying for the gate if she can afford fast passes for the theme park #TheArchers 291
Reposted by Sarah MattocksNick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You know when it was a good time to be in pigs..? #TheArchers 183
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I gave the Christmas display in the supermarket a hard stare today #TheArchers 8350
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Evening. Hot water and towels on standby #TheArchers 1111
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kate would be perfect for a completely woo woo pagan funeral. #TheArchers 080
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Has Anna looked at the bank statement yet? #TheArchers 1182
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I really want someone to say no to Natasha #TheArchers 0132
Reposted by Sarah Mattocksrichskipworth.bsky.social @richskipworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Add Tasha’s skin care pots and a few bits of kale for some days and you have your cheesy advent calendar. #TheArchers 131
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wonder if Helen does a cheese advent calendar #TheArchers 4102
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Anna has morphed straight into her mother. #TheArchers 3180
Reposted by Sarah MattocksBunny Stroganoff @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm sure Joy would look after all the children. She was probably in charge of the royal nursery at Buckingham Palace, back in the day. #TheArchers 2173
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hopefully Tom and Natasha will boycott the wedding in protest #TheArchers 1130
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck off Natasha, it isn’t your wedding #TheArchers 0331
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ruth: We’ll be fumigating Glebe cottage #TheArchers 020
Reposted by Sarah MattocksJasper Barry @jasperbarry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Do we not think she might have deliberately entered the wrong figure - £250,000 instead of £25? She adored Alan and seemed to have the weird notion that he was the reincarnation of her dead son. #TheArchers She knew she was dying and he wasn't in her will. 151
Reposted by Sarah MattocksRiver Cavy ♿️ @rivercavy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In her grief and jealousy that Alan was with her mum when she expired Anna will find that problematic bank transfer and accuse Alan of Dr Shipman style crimes. #TheArchers 7313
Reposted by Sarah MattocksFabPaule @fabpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good morning & happy No Archers Saturday! After last night's twist (Carol prayed to death once Alan got the money 🤔), here's the quiz link below. Post your results & a Golden Badger award for full marks! Answers after 7pm! #AmbridgeSaturdayScandals #TheArchers fabambridge.co.uk/wp-content/u...fabambridge.co.ukAmbridge Saturday Scandals: Love Affairs QuizTest your knowledge of Ambridge's history of affairs and scandal. New puzzle each week! 22134
Reposted by Sarah MattocksDB @arnoldtortoise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There is a lot of potential for disquiet from this death. Ultimately Carol had lived a full life and departed peacefully, but we know it won't be treated as simply as that. Alan's in for a tough time over the money, isn't he? (but some of us were more invested in the bats than in Carol) #TheArchers 141
Reposted by Sarah MattocksAngryArchers 🇵🇸 @angryarchers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hahahah! Imagining Anna taking a flamethrower to the bats in the loft! #TheArchersstatic.klipy.comLance FlammeAlt: A suited Anna, burning bats with a flamethrower. 021
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anna signed the DNR which we heard Carol object to but did it ever get changed back? #TheArchers 6140
Reposted by Sarah MattocksNynzi @nynzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh yes! Eddie Bert Kenton Lizzy Vince Pip George Will Tom Helen #TheArchers 021
Reposted by Sarah MattocksTim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Ambridge Housing Fairy sighs, stubs out her fag, and does her magic…#TheArchers 062
Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026At least there’ll be a handy property available for Fallon or Harrison to rent #TheArchers 6130
