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Clive gatecrashes wedding, slips the unicorn some LSD, it goes on rampage and skewers Helen, Tom, Natasha, Sarin and Novichok, Rosie, Bert, etc. Wedding is called off, we all live happily ever after. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 21h

“I don’t want her to think we disapprove”, said Lizzie, disapprovingly. #TheArchers

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Jasper Barry @jasperbarry.bsky.social · 21h

Stella, it's not too late to call off this wedding. Remember Tom, he managed it at the very last minute. Tom's behaviour was atrocious, but in your case, Stella, we'll understand and feel very happy for you. #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 21h

I do hope it’s going to be a Saturday wedding #TheArchers

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Iain Roberts @slowbikeiain.bsky.social · 21h

Elizabeth: I've got this dress for you. Lily: Thanks Mum, just hang it on that knob. #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 21h

I’m disappointed we didn’t get a “hello you two” #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 21h

Lizzie meets a half dressed Harrison #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m feeling quite sorry for the judges having to consume so much sugar #gbbo #BakeOff

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Richard Woodfield @richardwoodfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ian: "We need to talk, Adam. You're fast becoming the most depressing and annoying character on #TheArchers Believe me, there's stiff competition for that accolade. And you are currently out in front."

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite difficult to dispose of a mini gardening kit discreetly. #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

By all means cut Brian out of your life Adam but don’t do it to Xander #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lots of Grundy support for George and Amber but no sign of Bill and Anne-Marie. #TheArchers

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David Chance @davidchance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tarquin Grundy #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Adam full of his usual sparkling charm #TheArchers

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Trudie (Erms) @trudieerms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just listened to last night and not sure I agree with the predictions of PND/PTSD. It all sounded pretty normal - Amber's exhausted and overwhelmed and her nether regions hurt like hell. But apart from a few sniffles she sounded OK, George was OK and Susan was lovely. Hope I'm right... #TheArchers

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🇨🇦Kelownagurl @kelownagurl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's nothing harder than a difficult birth, painful stitches, your entire body feeling like you've been hit by a truck, the most fatigue you've ever had, boat-loads of hormones pouring thru your body, sore breasts, being woken up every 2-3 hours, & no idea what the hell you're doing. #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When is Anne-Marie going to turn up and start interfering? #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No perfect insta posts for Amber if she doesn’t even know where her phone is #TheArchers

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FabPaule @fabpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Its a non-Archers #Saturday ! For baby Grundy 🍾🥳👏🍻👹 its a Baby themed puzzle for #AmbridgeSaturdayScandals Make a guess & reveal the ans. I’m trusting you to mark your own homework! Golden Badger award for 8/8 Scroll to the bottom to copy results & paste here. fabambridge.co.uk/wp-content/u...

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Ambridge Arrivals

Guess the famous Ambridge births from emoji clues alone.

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Triffid Oil Inc 🇳🇵 ♾️ @waking-kraken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#TheArchers Foraging I do hope someone makes an Australian mushroom ommlette for Tom

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Helen could have let poor Brad off paying for the gate if she can afford fast passes for the theme park #TheArchers

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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You know when it was a good time to be in pigs..? #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I gave the Christmas display in the supermarket a hard stare today #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Evening. Hot water and towels on standby #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Kate would be perfect for a completely woo woo pagan funeral. #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Has Anna looked at the bank statement yet? #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I really want someone to say no to Natasha #TheArchers

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richskipworth.bsky.social @richskipworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Add Tasha’s skin care pots and a few bits of kale for some days and you have your cheesy advent calendar. #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wonder if Helen does a cheese advent calendar #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anna has morphed straight into her mother. #TheArchers

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Bunny Stroganoff @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm sure Joy would look after all the children. She was probably in charge of the royal nursery at Buckingham Palace, back in the day. #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hopefully Tom and Natasha will boycott the wedding in protest #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fuck off Natasha, it isn’t your wedding #TheArchers

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Sarah Mattocks @smattocks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ruth: We’ll be fumigating Glebe cottage #TheArchers

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Jasper Barry @jasperbarry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do we not think she might have deliberately entered the wrong figure - £250,000 instead of £25? She adored Alan and seemed to have the weird notion that he was the reincarnation of her dead son. #TheArchers She knew she was dying and he wasn't in her will.

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River Cavy ♿️ @rivercavy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In her grief and jealousy that Alan was with her mum when she expired Anna will find that problematic bank transfer and accuse Alan of Dr Shipman style crimes. #TheArchers

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FabPaule @fabpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Good morning & happy No Archers Saturday! After last night's twist (Carol prayed to death once Alan got the money 🤔), here's the quiz link below. Post your results & a Golden Badger award for full marks! Answers after 7pm! #AmbridgeSaturdayScandals #TheArchers fabambridge.co.uk/wp-content/u...

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Ambridge Saturday Scandals: Love Affairs Quiz

Test your knowledge of Ambridge's history of affairs and scandal. New puzzle each week!

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DB @arnoldtortoise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There is a lot of potential for disquiet from this death. Ultimately Carol had lived a full life and departed peacefully, but we know it won't be treated as simply as that. Alan's in for a tough time over the money, isn't he? (but some of us were more invested in the bats than in Carol) #TheArchers

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