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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That baby is going to be called Cloive isn’t he? Cloive Bartleby Satan Freeloader (choose a surname) #TheArchers

Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“We made the whole college of cardinals out of radishes.” Can somebody please explain what the fuck I’ve been huffing? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Dunno about Amber having a water birth. I’d suggest the bat method. She can hang in stirrups from a beam in the roof and hope the little fuck trophy can fly before it hits Mother Earth. (I’m not paternal…) #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

OK. I’m pissed off. Why do the scriptwriters hate the strivers? Why is kicking Chelsea in the teeth a good plot? Give her a break! I’m not going to be around for long (the Big C) but before I shuffle off can’t I see her succeed? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Five quid for the Fete Worse than Death? How much to avoid it altogether? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Can’t help thinking that the bod coming to service the combine would be happier to do it without some idiot yokel watching them over their shoulder and yacking at them. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Forgive the question, chemobrain in full force. But are Alastair and Denise still a thing? And are her and Paul in the cellar like the Fritzls? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I’m liking Akram even more. I’d be happy to be a character witness and chip in for Toboggan junior to be his brief when he inevitably snaps and feeds the Twat Siblings through the macerator. Mind you, not a jury in the land would convict him. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

That bloody will of Piggy’s is taking so long to be disclosed I’m starting to think it’s a won’t… Where will the Nazi Gold go? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Kristy’s time in the dairy is creating fallout at Grey Gables…. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

So how many people are up for bad food poisoning à la Krustie? Will e-Clarrie be usurped as poisoner-in-chief thanks to Krustie’s Borchester Blue Bioweapon? Should we buy shares in Andrex? Or will HellQueen’s business be closed and she disappears for a new start north of the border? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I feel so sorry for Paul. Finding a partner in a rural community must be hard - it’s hard enough in cities. But then to see your BF dragged off in handcuffs - which must be in the post - must be hell. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Why did Brine fess up? George clearly has no evidence, just testimony that may or may not be believed - and as Brine inferred, who’s going to believe George over him? So why fess up? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Aren’t engagement rings a bit spiky, what with the jewels on it? Poor hound, that’s gonna sting…. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

“So many want to come and pay their respects”…. No. They want to make sure the old stormtrooper is actually dead. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Prediction. AmberLyn has a boy. George insists he gets christened as Clive. All hell breaks loose. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I’m liking Emmur more and more. She is the beacon of sanity in a village full of the mentally buggered. And while her mum is Radio she is bloody megaphone! Long may it continue! #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I’m starting to think AmberLyn is a moron. Not sure about her partner let alone about marriage. He’s broke and currently unemployable, and someone wants him pushing up daisies. They have no place to live apart from the spare room. So getting pregnant is the obvious thing to do. Wtaf? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

What the hell is happening to Esme’s accent? She seemed last night to be channeling her inner Joe Grundy. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The great Ambridge whodunnit. Has to be a tech savvy bod with access to the back office at the Bull. That narrows it down. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Little Peggy is growing up so fast. She’s started to dress like her dear old great gran already. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Would have been nice if Radio had thanked The Evil One (H@z3l) in her speech. At the end of the day she paid for it all! (What’s the Evil One’s angle I wonder?) BTW if you use the Evil One’s name three times in the same thread, she appears and shits in your fridge…. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Josh, Lily, Paul and the mystery bug. I’m guessing Rift Valley or Ebola is too much to hope for? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

What in the name of Zeus was Joy huffing tonight?? She sounded deranged! #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

How many beaver jokes are we going to get, d’ya reckon? I’m betting it can’t be long before Justin tells Krusty that he’s seen her beaver on the CCTV. Finbarr Saunders is alive and well and living in Ambridge. Fnaar fnaar… #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Ah a new Peggy. The Hitler Youth lives! Will Tony see the sprog in the same way people looked at the baby Damien in The Omen? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

A better mother than Kate? Ooh, that’s setting a high bar…. Not. Are Nintendo and C3PO coming to Scotland? Does Kate remember them? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The coldest of cold feet…. AmberLyn is gonna do a runner at the first possible opportunity, you mark my words. ‘I love you Georgie more than anything*’ * except my phone, my followers, my lifestyle, my freedom, my parents etc etc #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Henry and Helen. Is this some sort of Ab Fab remake? Lilian as Patsy? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

This whole Esme story is nuts. It is beyond credibility that a farm was there and no one knew who lived there or who ran it. What next? Ambridge International Airport, employing thousands, after the MD snuffs it? No one spotted the traffic, the aircraft, the smell of jet fuel? Bollocks. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

He’s going as Frankenstein? That will be dull - perhaps Azra could lend him a white coat and a stethoscope? #pedant #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Silly question. But if Piggy’s will still hasn’t been sorted out, who is going to pay the no doubt humongous amount for Schloss Haggis? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I’m giving it less than a month before her perfect son is back in the nick for breaking his conditions… Markey might seek him out to wind him up, or he might belt someone… #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

If we all join hands and pool our thoughts and prayers, ahead of George’s hearing, the little shit might get life #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Stella makes absolutely sure Brine understands her reply to his letter. And saves on postage. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

AmberLyn when archeologists exhume her… #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Anyone tipped off Boycie about Martin? Bet he won’t be happy…. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Have we heard from She Who Must Not Be Named yet? (Aka H*z*l - please don’t use her full name, if she gets named three times in the same thread she mystically appears and shits in your airing cupboard). #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Will - “I’ve bin think’n’” Oh Christ, what could possibly go wrong? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Nice try, beetroot. So near and yet so far ;) #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Go Neil! Seemingly the only voice of reason and sanity right now! Why can’t Radio see where buying affection will lead?? #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Dear god, Martin has Trumpian+ levels of self delusion. I’m sure Jazzer and Tracy are going to be over the bloody moon…. And I’d bet that when HellQueen hears what he is saying about her, she’ll go thermonuclear as well. #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I thought an engagement ring should cost three months salary? Given this is George, a trip to B&Q could be his best bet… #TheArchers

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Tim Lee @eurosarastro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Perhaps I’m being over sensitive… but doesn’t ’getting her married so she can’t change her mind’ have a slight whiff of coercive control? BabyThrob? #TheArchers

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