Reposted by Smamscaden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We Spent The NIGHT In Grandma's CURSED Attic 1293
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The hardest part of creating a sentient AI is figuring out where to hide the prompts 020
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026now if only I can motivate myself to preserve access to my get motivated medicine 010
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026All these steam frame hopefuls forget that focusing on virtual reality is foolish. Develop your virtues, and then you will have access to the best reality. 191
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026say you're too busy writing your startup book # grindset # founder mindest # $ 020
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's kind of crazy how the legacy of SNL is empirical proof that it's not the best way to make sketches 140
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I was thinking of it more like a "Yeow!" but I can still feel the passion 130
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fuckheads who have no joy will spend hours researching the insulin meta, all but guaranteeing their day is successful. They do not begin to understand the fun and whimsy of leaving things to intuition and pure chance 060
Reposted by SmamsJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i got a job picking up all the expended shell casings at the shooting range and everyone tries to shoot me like the golfball cart at the driving range 1183
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The gay mer when exposed to the infinte economic potential of the poly mer: [evocative image or gif] 030
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You FOOLS. You should have chosen unlimited BACON but no GAMES! With the advent of AI slop, we've found ourselves in your MAD world. Youve done it, are you happy? Games, Unlimited games, but... No games 0101
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you start every post with "I am under attack" You can- Oh god! They've breached the-! 050
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026USE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF MICROWAVE TIME AS EFFICIENTLY AS POSSIBLE. If your microwave isn't FULL of heatable items you are WASTING precious MICROWAVES!!!! 6280
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cello suite no 1 bach (I think I can't check because I'm in class) 110
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026spelling is the basest form of linguistic skill, and is gauche at a certain level of mastery 381
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026call my prince albert hostile architecture the way it makes it hard and potentially painful to grind 120
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My favorite Duncan Trussel clip is him breathlessly describing his new cartoon project to his ostensible best buddy Joe Rogan. Joe's comments amount to "Yeah It looks soooo crazy..." and when Duncan excitedly asks if he's seen it Joe replies "No!". 080
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This feels like a sanitized version of a "they'll all see..." monologue 140
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026TCG: "This unopened bag of doritos has an unknown, perhaps *inifinite* amount of cool ranch flavoring inside... My asking price? Don't be foolish, if you have to ask you can't afford it." 270
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I take pride in my studiousness, and or ability to be sorted, and or my taxonomics, or wait that's just sorting again 140
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The last unicorn? What about the one unicorn among many? The banality of the average unicorn in a sea of unicorn? 371