💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m doing a horror novel marathon through October. If you have any recommendations I should add to my list of possibilities, let me know! 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Lately I’ve been having recurring dreams where I’m back in high school and I don’t know my locker combo and/or my lunch code. Someone please tell me what this means. 010
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Cats are Building Better Biscuits - we can too! A favorite poster from my Cat Republic archives. If you like this you can follow me here for more and visit my print shop on Etsy nathannunart.etsy.com Thanks for taking a look! Thank you, Cats of Yore, for the show. 3443112
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When Tack was little a friend called him “the platonic ideal of a kitten” (another friend said “picture a kitten. Congrats, you’ve pictured Tack.”), and that hasn’t changed as he’s grown up. He really is just so Cat. 011
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m watching a video about tattoo regret and I’d like to say that I think my tattoos are going to look sick as fuck with my wedding dress, actually. 120
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The problem with getting really into Dressmaker right now is that I have real sewing to do that I’m ignoring to play fake sewing. 010
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m listening to the Penguins game and playing Dressmaker and honestly ideal Saturday night (except for the other team scoring while I was typing this) 001
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everyone wish Coco and Poppy a happy spooky season! 050
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/20267-0 against the Flyers for the first game of the season; we love to see it 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know we joke about dnd as therapy all the time but like my therapist and I are talking rn about how dnd (particularly DMing) is helping me practice the skills we’re working on in sessions. 030
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thanks! I love wearing black lipstick as an everyday look to the office 😅 I did have a middle-aged white woman compliment me on it yesterday! 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t wanna do work I wanna think about Azune Nayar 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve been like goth-adjacent for a while, and I’d really love to move a bit closer than just adjacent, but I feel like I need a More Experienced Goth to adopt me and take me shopping and teach me makeup 😅 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And the thing that maybe I *do* want to read won’t work on my kindle. 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Kris, you could read the book for book club or for either of the author talks you’re attending in the next two months—“ No. 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To be fair, this is more about decision paralysis than actually having nothing to read. 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Over a thousand books on my kindle and I still can’t find something to read 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I miss my wife :( (Everything’s fine we’re just both at work) 020
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fair warning that Hockey Kris is fast approaching. 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If anyone knows any good songs about cannibalism, please send them my way. 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I like the idea of horror movies but I don’t like jumpscares. I don’t like romcoms. I’ve forgotten all other movie genres 😭 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can’t watch movies but I can watch 4 hour critical role episodes 😭 why do they feel so different 010
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you guys have any recs, shoot them my way! I want to try and get to at least 10 movies this year. 200
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026guys i'm SO bad at watching movies (i've only watched 7 so far this year; four of those were documentaries and one was the hadestown proshot) 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve so much stuff up at my desk that I’m running out of room, which means it’s time to reorganize! 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On one hand, I’m delighted to have new albums from Goodnight Texas, Kyle Stubbs, and SYR all to listen to today. On the other hand, I’m a little overwhelmed with all this new music. What a problem to have! 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Update: by sheer coincidence, we are both wearing the exact same shirts today. If anything, at least we’re consistent. 031
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why does my alarm have to go off when I’m like the coziest I’ve ever been 010
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think if people don’t rsvp by the date on the invitation then I’m legally allowed to hunt them for sport. 120
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I had a really weird dream about colonialism and stuff but the part that really stuck out was that I was aggressively trying to get people to unionize. 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Then I guess marriage isn’t for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sometimes marriage is sharing a Tupperware of baked beans at 9:30 pm. 220
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Nah, this line is going to split very cleanly between left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the arts, and left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the tech industry. It's already very clearly drawing itself and is only going to calcify further. 2142
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Now that's a fucking headline. www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...newsweek.comMitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birthSenator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons. 4830681069
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There’s a whole other week yet until cr4 returns and I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. 000
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/08/2026I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist. But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down. 902685469
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Like, do you understand what we are working with over here with these Appalachians?! Y'all it is a world wonder. Rockies are gorgeous gowns. Gorgeous gowns. 935331
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀dr worldwide™️ @imanimosley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yes we are. any mountain can be tall, big deal, who cares. my mountains are old & haunted, much cooler 5629