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💀Kristofer💀

@smallinsaneone.bsky.social
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Bone God and disaster gremlin. 🐧 fan. My wife fan. AuDHD. ✡️. It/its. 29. iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming

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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m doing a horror novel marathon through October. If you have any recommendations I should add to my list of possibilities, let me know!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lately I’ve been having recurring dreams where I’m back in high school and I don’t know my locker combo and/or my lunch code. Someone please tell me what this means.
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Cats are Building Better Biscuits - we can too! A favorite poster from my Cat Republic archives. If you like this you can follow me here for more and visit my print shop on Etsy nathannunart.etsy.com Thanks for taking a look! Thank you, Cats of Yore, for the show.
A cat poster in the style of an old soviet poster. Two cats, a farmer and a baker, shake paws with the arms outstretched toward the representations of their occupations. In the background a visual path is made starting in fields and farms, through a factory, and finally to trucks and and a biscuit shop at the bottom of the poster. Text at top reads "International Brotherhood of Biscuit Makers and Allied Trades" at bottom reads "From Field to Tummy - Building Better Biscuits." A logo of the union is in the lower corner.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When Tack was little a friend called him “the platonic ideal of a kitten” (another friend said “picture a kitten. Congrats, you’ve pictured Tack.”), and that hasn’t changed as he’s grown up. He really is just so Cat.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking mood tho
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m watching a video about tattoo regret and I’d like to say that I think my tattoos are going to look sick as fuck with my wedding dress, actually.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The problem with getting really into Dressmaker right now is that I have real sewing to do that I’m ignoring to play fake sewing.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m listening to the Penguins game and playing Dressmaker and honestly ideal Saturday night (except for the other team scoring while I was typing this)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really gotta watch Firefly again…
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone wish Coco and Poppy a happy spooky season!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy fucking hockey babey!!!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
7-0 against the Flyers for the first game of the season; we love to see it
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know we joke about dnd as therapy all the time but like my therapist and I are talking rn about how dnd (particularly DMing) is helping me practice the skills we’re working on in sessions.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks! I love wearing black lipstick as an everyday look to the office 😅 I did have a middle-aged white woman compliment me on it yesterday!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess what time it is!!!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t wanna do work I wanna think about Azune Nayar
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been like goth-adjacent for a while, and I’d really love to move a bit closer than just adjacent, but I feel like I need a More Experienced Goth to adopt me and take me shopping and teach me makeup 😅
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love rogues :)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lord Tachonis checking in
A cat very close to the camera, all Big Eyes and No Thoughts.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And the thing that maybe I *do* want to read won’t work on my kindle.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Kris, you could read the book for book club or for either of the author talks you’re attending in the next two months—“ No.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To be fair, this is more about decision paralysis than actually having nothing to read.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Over a thousand books on my kindle and I still can’t find something to read
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss my wife :( (Everything’s fine we’re just both at work)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fair warning that Hockey Kris is fast approaching.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If anyone knows any good songs about cannibalism, please send them my way.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like the idea of horror movies but I don’t like jumpscares. I don’t like romcoms. I’ve forgotten all other movie genres 😭
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t watch movies but I can watch 4 hour critical role episodes 😭 why do they feel so different
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She wants to play BG3 with me
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you guys have any recs, shoot them my way! I want to try and get to at least 10 movies this year.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guys i'm SO bad at watching movies (i've only watched 7 so far this year; four of those were documentaries and one was the hadestown proshot)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can actually use my whiteboard again!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve so much stuff up at my desk that I’m running out of room, which means it’s time to reorganize!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On one hand, I’m delighted to have new albums from Goodnight Texas, Kyle Stubbs, and SYR all to listen to today. On the other hand, I’m a little overwhelmed with all this new music. What a problem to have!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Update: by sheer coincidence, we are both wearing the exact same shirts today. If anything, at least we’re consistent.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why does my alarm have to go off when I’m like the coziest I’ve ever been
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, guys? I love my wife.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cats when the task requires zero cats:
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think if people don’t rsvp by the date on the invitation then I’m legally allowed to hunt them for sport.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I had a really weird dream about colonialism and stuff but the part that really stuck out was that I was aggressively trying to get people to unionize.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Then I guess marriage isn’t for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This isn’t a joke, btw.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes marriage is sharing a Tupperware of baked beans at 9:30 pm.
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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nah, this line is going to split very cleanly between left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the arts, and left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the tech industry. It's already very clearly drawing itself and is only going to calcify further.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Now that's a fucking headline. www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...
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Mitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birth
Senator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There’s a whole other week yet until cr4 returns and I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/08/2026
I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist. But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Like, do you understand what we are working with over here with these Appalachians?! Y'all it is a world wonder. Rockies are gorgeous gowns. Gorgeous gowns.
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dr worldwide™️ @imanimosley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yes we are. any mountain can be tall, big deal, who cares. my mountains are old & haunted, much cooler
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love these earrings!
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