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💀Kristofer💀

@smallinsaneone.bsky.social
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Bone God and disaster gremlin. 🐧 fan. My wife fan. AuDHD. ✡️. It/its. 29. iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming

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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m listening to the Penguins game and playing Dressmaker and honestly ideal Saturday night (except for the other team scoring while I was typing this)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really gotta watch Firefly again…
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone wish Coco and Poppy a happy spooky season!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
7-0 against the Flyers for the first game of the season; we love to see it
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know we joke about dnd as therapy all the time but like my therapist and I are talking rn about how dnd (particularly DMing) is helping me practice the skills we’re working on in sessions.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess what time it is!!!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t wanna do work I wanna think about Azune Nayar
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been like goth-adjacent for a while, and I’d really love to move a bit closer than just adjacent, but I feel like I need a More Experienced Goth to adopt me and take me shopping and teach me makeup 😅
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love rogues :)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lord Tachonis checking in
A cat very close to the camera, all Big Eyes and No Thoughts.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Over a thousand books on my kindle and I still can’t find something to read
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss my wife :( (Everything’s fine we’re just both at work)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fair warning that Hockey Kris is fast approaching.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If anyone knows any good songs about cannibalism, please send them my way.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She wants to play BG3 with me
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guys i'm SO bad at watching movies (i've only watched 7 so far this year; four of those were documentaries and one was the hadestown proshot)
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve so much stuff up at my desk that I’m running out of room, which means it’s time to reorganize!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On one hand, I’m delighted to have new albums from Goodnight Texas, Kyle Stubbs, and SYR all to listen to today. On the other hand, I’m a little overwhelmed with all this new music. What a problem to have!
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Update: by sheer coincidence, we are both wearing the exact same shirts today. If anything, at least we’re consistent.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why does my alarm have to go off when I’m like the coziest I’ve ever been
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, guys? I love my wife.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cats when the task requires zero cats:
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think if people don’t rsvp by the date on the invitation then I’m legally allowed to hunt them for sport.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I had a really weird dream about colonialism and stuff but the part that really stuck out was that I was aggressively trying to get people to unionize.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes marriage is sharing a Tupperware of baked beans at 9:30 pm.
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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nah, this line is going to split very cleanly between left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the arts, and left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the tech industry. It's already very clearly drawing itself and is only going to calcify further.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Now that's a fucking headline. www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...
newsweek.com
Mitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birth
Senator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There’s a whole other week yet until cr4 returns and I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/08/2026
I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist. But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Like, do you understand what we are working with over here with these Appalachians?! Y'all it is a world wonder. Rockies are gorgeous gowns. Gorgeous gowns.
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dr worldwide™️ @imanimosley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yes we are. any mountain can be tall, big deal, who cares. my mountains are old & haunted, much cooler
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My work bestie is out of office all week so who am I supposed to complain to over Teams about the everything going on
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My kitten has been a big fan of biting my rings and buttons and necklaces since he came home, but, in lieu of those, he started biting and pulling my earrings. Which means that sitting with him now requires full body armor.
A brown tabby kitten sits on a person completely wrapped in blankets. This is for my safety, so he doesn’t pull my earrings out.
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🎃👻LObu-bOoO👻🎃 @myflagmeanslo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
POV: you're the vampire Armand and Daniel Molloy is confronting you about stuff.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The 15th century Italians need to cool with the hopping in their dances.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A normal shirt for a normal person ☺️
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Professor Amanda Sturgill @drsturg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I didn't want to tell Sisyphus my joke, but he kept pushing.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love the difference between mine and my wife’s aesthetics it’s so funny. We’re both wearing new shirts today. J’s is sage green and has a cute little sunflower embroidery on the pocket. Mine is black and says “I bite.”
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Teach your kittens important life skills - today Tack learned about rhythm.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Honestly, I’m a fan.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My libraries only have two dear America books on Libby and this feels like a hate crime (it’s a crime and I hate it)
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emma fring 🦋🌻 @borschmajeure.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bogosian is crazy for this
A photo of Mitch McConnell on ig from Eric Bogosian with the caption  “spoke to Senator Mitch McConnell this morning for about 20 minutes and he wanted to know if I could introduce him to the Vampire Lestat. #thevampirelestat”
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's so funny raising a kitten because he loves to try and eat my fingers and if he does it I'll go "okay, you've lost your Mama privileges" and just leave like can you imagine the trauma that would inflict on an actual human child
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My wife, while talking about how much alcohol we drink: “I drink socially, I’m just not very social.”
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The romance of having someone gently tend your wounds except it’s my wife putting Saran Wrap on my new tattoo for me
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We based the color of the eye off a picture of The Vampire Armand 🥰
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The best part of using a lighter blanket is when I wake up a few hours later cold enough to switch out for my comforter. 10/10 hits every time
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tack has spent his evening practicing being the most photogenic boy who ever lived
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The real reason I only read completed fics is that I’ll subscribe to a fic and then I won’t read the updates when they come out (“oh, I’ll get to it”) and then it keeps updating and I get overwhelmed and stop reading the fic altogether.
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💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I need to make a dnd character specifically so I can put Angels in the Architecture on their character playlist.
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