💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m listening to the Penguins game and playing Dressmaker and honestly ideal Saturday night (except for the other team scoring while I was typing this) 001
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everyone wish Coco and Poppy a happy spooky season! 050
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 01/10/20267-0 against the Flyers for the first game of the season; we love to see it 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know we joke about dnd as therapy all the time but like my therapist and I are talking rn about how dnd (particularly DMing) is helping me practice the skills we’re working on in sessions. 030
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t wanna do work I wanna think about Azune Nayar 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve been like goth-adjacent for a while, and I’d really love to move a bit closer than just adjacent, but I feel like I need a More Experienced Goth to adopt me and take me shopping and teach me makeup 😅 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Over a thousand books on my kindle and I still can’t find something to read 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I miss my wife :( (Everything’s fine we’re just both at work) 020
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fair warning that Hockey Kris is fast approaching. 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If anyone knows any good songs about cannibalism, please send them my way. 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026guys i'm SO bad at watching movies (i've only watched 7 so far this year; four of those were documentaries and one was the hadestown proshot) 100
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve so much stuff up at my desk that I’m running out of room, which means it’s time to reorganize! 110
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On one hand, I’m delighted to have new albums from Goodnight Texas, Kyle Stubbs, and SYR all to listen to today. On the other hand, I’m a little overwhelmed with all this new music. What a problem to have! 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Update: by sheer coincidence, we are both wearing the exact same shirts today. If anything, at least we’re consistent. 031
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why does my alarm have to go off when I’m like the coziest I’ve ever been 010
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think if people don’t rsvp by the date on the invitation then I’m legally allowed to hunt them for sport. 120
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I had a really weird dream about colonialism and stuff but the part that really stuck out was that I was aggressively trying to get people to unionize. 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sometimes marriage is sharing a Tupperware of baked beans at 9:30 pm. 220
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Nah, this line is going to split very cleanly between left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the arts, and left-wingers who make their living in or peripheral to the tech industry. It's already very clearly drawing itself and is only going to calcify further. 2142
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Now that's a fucking headline. www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...newsweek.comMitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birthSenator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons. 4830691069
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There’s a whole other week yet until cr4 returns and I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. 000
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/08/2026I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist. But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down. 902687470
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Like, do you understand what we are working with over here with these Appalachians?! Y'all it is a world wonder. Rockies are gorgeous gowns. Gorgeous gowns. 935431
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀dr worldwide™️ @imanimosley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yes we are. any mountain can be tall, big deal, who cares. my mountains are old & haunted, much cooler 5629
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My work bestie is out of office all week so who am I supposed to complain to over Teams about the everything going on 000
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My kitten has been a big fan of biting my rings and buttons and necklaces since he came home, but, in lieu of those, he started biting and pulling my earrings. Which means that sitting with him now requires full body armor. 071
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀🎃👻LObu-bOoO👻🎃 @myflagmeanslo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026POV: you're the vampire Armand and Daniel Molloy is confronting you about stuff. 0135
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The 15th century Italians need to cool with the hopping in their dances. 000
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀Professor Amanda Sturgill @drsturg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I didn't want to tell Sisyphus my joke, but he kept pushing. 2222
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love the difference between mine and my wife’s aesthetics it’s so funny. We’re both wearing new shirts today. J’s is sage green and has a cute little sunflower embroidery on the pocket. Mine is black and says “I bite.” 040
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Teach your kittens important life skills - today Tack learned about rhythm. 031
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My libraries only have two dear America books on Libby and this feels like a hate crime (it’s a crime and I hate it) 000
Reposted by 💀Kristofer💀emma fring 🦋🌻 @borschmajeure.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Bogosian is crazy for this 35817
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It's so funny raising a kitten because he loves to try and eat my fingers and if he does it I'll go "okay, you've lost your Mama privileges" and just leave like can you imagine the trauma that would inflict on an actual human child 010
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026My wife, while talking about how much alcohol we drink: “I drink socially, I’m just not very social.” 010
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The romance of having someone gently tend your wounds except it’s my wife putting Saran Wrap on my new tattoo for me 020
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026We based the color of the eye off a picture of The Vampire Armand 🥰 130
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The best part of using a lighter blanket is when I wake up a few hours later cold enough to switch out for my comforter. 10/10 hits every time 020
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tack has spent his evening practicing being the most photogenic boy who ever lived 020
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The real reason I only read completed fics is that I’ll subscribe to a fic and then I won’t read the updates when they come out (“oh, I’ll get to it”) and then it keeps updating and I get overwhelmed and stop reading the fic altogether. 020
💀Kristofer💀 @smallinsaneone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I need to make a dnd character specifically so I can put Angels in the Architecture on their character playlist. 120