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slowpoke razriguez

@slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social
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but i'm a robber. and a manslaughterer. and i haven't had any parental guidance.

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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 2h
damn you sound so tough lol post about me another 40 times and have a good life weirdo
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 2h
and someone tap my jaw? Maybe but certainly not you lol
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 2h
you’re still at this? you don’t think you’re crashing out? talk to your family man. one of your 17k followers. you’re a weirdo lol
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 3h
I spoke with Neal for a bit at a signing where he proceeded to seriously interrogate us on whether or not we believed in Bigfoot (he said he 100% did). Such a weird and likable guy.
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 4h
alt text for the ages
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 6h
I want to give AC a shot but the start of 7 might be one of the most confusingly bad openings I’ve played in recent memory. I’ll have to give it another try
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dom nero @dominicknero.bsky.social · 8h
theyre doing this to me at the office tomorrow
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
that thing is suction cupped to his skull
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
lmao “white boy” you’re so fuckin pressed over nothing and whenever you come down from this mania you’re goin through, I expect an apology
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
oh the word “yapping” is what caused this weird ass crash out you’re having? good lord
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
you’re right, what I meant was “suck my dick you weird headass”
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
blah blah blah tell your therapist, you absolute loser lol
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
did you skip your meds today or what? jesus
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
the screenshots are right there, man, I dont know what to tell you besides you’re being very weird
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
man… I’m the one being weird? not you? the guy screenshotting and talking all crazy because I don’t think pulp fiction is that good? alright bro I hope you feel better lmao
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 7h
I always get a chuckle out when the senator is like “so are you gonna quit then?” and Scully has to go “errr no”
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 8h
seeing you drop this clunker after 100k posts worth of practice is really something
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 9h
brother he’s got 3 films better than pulp fiction what are you yapping about
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why am i stuck at work when i could be playing marathon
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A STATS PAGE
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RIP rook droppings
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like a little bit of queso fresco on those beans would go crazy
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if your answer to this is "Lost" you can't be trusted to keep a small animal alive
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"this film is about trauma and family." fuck you, what if instead it was about a guy with a cartoonishly big chin doing pratfalls
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why would I do that when there are so many of you absolute dickheads that are ostensibly on “my side”
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Zack Zwiezen @zackzwiezen.com · 05/10/2026
One of the best photos Lego has ever created. Just a chill cozy woman smiling and staring at her Joker artwork Lego set as she holds it.
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
here you go buddy it’ll be okay
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Choopo Jingle: Keys Swinging
ALT: Choopo Jingle: Keys Swinging
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
are you able to smell 3rd person games or something?
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
boo! bitch
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kevin Feige you moron it’s been right there all along!!
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracey lives in Jersey City, NJ and surely can’t be that hard to find
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you can both be Blade
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listed but not sold, fortunately hoping the absolute worst for these losers
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
concern for their communities
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm overwhelmingly fond of kaiju suits that think outside of the humanoid box, like Pestar (two suit actors holding hands) or Twin Tail (face by the feet, performer sees out of the tail).
Pestar, a bat head joined by two starfish shaped wingsTwin Tail from Ultraman
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FINALLY
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
woimhat’s woimhat
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately it’s worse, the writer is not stupid, they’re purposely disingenuous
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I finished Zero Parades last night and really enjoyed your piece on it today during work. Hope you get to keep at it, I’ll keep reading
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Alan4L @alan4l.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These two were a pair. One of my favourite wrestling photos ever. PAC mid-shooting star to the floor.
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
insane soundtrack too
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gimme the globber, looks like way less of a shin destroyer
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 25/09/2026
aha jesse faden your psychic fmv emanations are so alluring
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
did you just “I know you are but what am I” me? 😭
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slowpoke razriguez @slwpkrazriguez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
more people should be okay with just enjoying schlock instead of doing cartwheels to explain why the bad thing is good actually
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