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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻

@slurmqueen.bsky.social
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Squonk enthusiast, occasionally NSFW 🙈 Occupied DC = 🏠

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Andrew Palmer 🎃 @andrewp97.bsky.social · 2m
his latino twunk era, hot democrats are BACK
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BTK playing dress up in the woods
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve seen enough, give the NYPD another $10 billion.
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 5h
me immediately jumping to conclusions on this one
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 16h
This was upsetting!! I am upset!! 📽️
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Serpent's Path
蛇の道
1998 • DIRECTED BY
Kiyoshi Kurosawa
• TRAILER
85 mins
SERPENT'S PATH
VIOLENCE ESCALATES AS A MAN SEEKS REVENGE FOR THE MURDER OF HIS DAUGHTER.
With the help of a mysterious acquaintance, a former low-level yakuza tracks down and kidnaps the man he believes kidnapped and murdered his daughter, but others are soon implicated in the death.
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 18h
Happy Glocktober
when the humans are too close to finding you and you gotta become the glock ness monster

With picture of Nessie with that thang on him.
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 19h
sure
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Alex Taliadoros @alexctaliadoros.bsky.social · 20h
A complete cultural victory for DC.
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 21h
static.klipy.com
Janeane Garofalo's Drink Mishap
Alt: Janeane Garofalo's comically drooling beer from Romy and Michelle
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 22h
It's October. It's her time.
youtube.com
Goosebumps Tribute
YouTube video by RaGa
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 23h
september 30 october 1
Susan Tyrell in Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker at a lovely dinner by candlelight. Susan Tyrell in Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker licking the neck of her barely legal twink nephew who she drugged with milk.
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Matthew 8647 ❌👑 @authoridad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Murder is evil. This is worse.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SEP 30 OCT 1
The human host's robot pals Crow T. Robot (a lanky golden robot with a hat made from a soap dish holding two ping-pong balls for eyes, a lacross helmet net for a headpiece, and a mouth made from a bisected bowling pin) and Tom Servo (a short red robot with a gumball machine head, a torso made from a barrel-shaped bank, two little hands hanging down from his shoulders by metal Slinky-esque springs, and a bowl-shaped hoverskirt) appear in front of one of the Satellite of Love's hallway doors from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K for short).Servo and Crow wear a white sheet and a golden cardboard crown as they portray the ghost from Hamlet in a host segment on the Satellite of Love bridge set in an episode of MST3K.

Only Crow's eyes are visible through the sheet.
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks kinda like my friend Tony Clifton
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥹
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s speaking to me like the Green Goblin mask.
Top that says “need 2 male volunteers for a threesome”
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just unlocked a memory of this board game I had as a kid which caused more insane screaming fights with my friends than anything before or since.
Fireball Island board game set out on a table.
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Matthew 8647 ❌👑 @authoridad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Office of Christian Supremacy
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jon Ossoff is the only man who texts me regularly.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting absolutely massacred in every group chat I'm in for the crime of being the most important person who has ever lived, and also for wearing khaki JNCOs when I was 13.
Lindsay Adler: i like that ben got kara swisher but ashley padilla got bob odenkirk


me: *wins the Nobel peace prize* everyone in my life: “was the grink there”
10:23 AM

(a picture of me wearing JNCOs when I was 12)
⁨Lindsey Adler⁩: were the jncs there


me: Goddamn it
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
*stares into the abyss*
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm approaching the wrong side of 40, and I still have my youthful glow mostly on account of not having committed to full-fledged evil on a daily basis like a freaking Sith Lord. He probably smells like a LAN party, too.
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T @alikchi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heated Rivalry but they're also pilots
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Updated my @letterboxd.social favorites with my favorite first-time watches this month. 📽️ profile name: DoctorGasoline 💰 🚕 ☀️ 💎
Letterboxd profile of DoctorGasoline with four favorites:

Going in Style
Rebels of the Neon God
Monsieur Hulot's Holiday
Rififi
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only thing that would be genuinely surprising is if a storyline resolved or a dead character stayed dead or they announced the next one would contain no CGI.
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just bought tickets to see GWAR in December. 🤭
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the kids are going crazy for Digger. They are dressing up as their favorite character Digger from the movie Digger when they go to screenings of Digger and yelling along to all his classic lines like "I'm Digger" and "Let's get digging". It's a genuine phenomenon.
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sept. 30th vs. Oct. 1st
Golden retriever on a porch. Golden retriever with yellow reptilian eyes from the Goosebumps tv show intro.
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Ev // Spark Onyx ⚡️ @evanicci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Humps 🍑
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIME Magazine has released their annual list highlighting the World’s Most Influential Rising Stars of 2026 including influencer and basement-haver MA. (time.com/collection/t...)
Ma
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On a call regarding cannabis legislation and one of the participants was like "we don't have enough research on how weed gummies affect impairment" and I'm trying not to giggle. I AM THE RESEARCH.
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Andrew Palmer 🎃 @andrewp97.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing (run for governor again and switch back to a democrat after being elected a republican after doing the reversal 10 years ago)
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TMZ is evil, but having them in DC is the best thing. No mainstream outlet would risk their access journalism by actually asking questions.
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Reporter Confronts Republican Senator on the Street Over Viral Blunder: ‘What Happened in There?’
TMZ DC’s Charlie Cotton confronted Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) outside the Capitol over his failed attempt to catch former special counsel Jack Smith in a contradiction, asking the senator, “What happene...
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New tattoo day! I'll be getting Dolly's coat of many colors this evening.
Dolly Parton standing next to a replica of her coat of many colors.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A picture of a squat and angry looking godzilla with his teeth bared
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Andrew Palmer 🎃 @andrewp97.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hialeah, florida (~75% cuban) 2012: R+9 2016: R+0.1 2020: R+34 2024: R+53 getting this endorsement is actually blowing my mind, the hispanic shift may be worse for republicans than we thought
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Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ive seen it said before by others in much better ways but what’s insane is Heated Rivalry was the blueprint, its queer trendsetting media. Yet all these giant companies completely miss what makes Heated Rivalry great, and are running with “we need more straight hockey shows!”
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Matthew 8647 ❌👑 @authoridad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a cult.
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Daniel Bond @dwbond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look who's out there still handing down insane decisions
Upon the filing of the Complaint, Defendants promptly (and baselessly) 
removed this action to federal court until Judge Cannon properly ruled that 
“Defendants clearly fail[ed] to satisfy the requirements” for federal jurisdiction. The “Court [wa]s entirely unconvinced” of Defendants’ arguments, and the case is once more in Highlands County’s 10th Judicial Circuit. In the short, two-month time that
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Nick Andrews @twitchnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CS Lewis should have been more hostile to evangelicals too many of them love his work but don’t understand it at all
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Matthew 8647 ❌👑 @authoridad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who among us hasn’t confused the University of Iowa Hawkeye women’s basketball team for the Atlanta Hawks men’s basketball team played in an entirely different state and then accuse someone of perjury for our mistake? 🙃
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Depression But Sexy @tallgayginger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now do school vouchers.
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me at the Charli XCX show last night:
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republicans wake up every day excited to be blights on humanity.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dennis Haskins 1950-2026 RIP
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Brent, the Sue Bob White of BlueSky 💅🏻 @slurmqueen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@optimstie.bsky.social justice had a first-time watch 👀
Brent
PATRON
Monsieur Hulot's Holiday 1953
MONSIEUR
HULOT's
HOLIDAY
大火
Rewatched Sep 28, 2026
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French people be like "Look at all those shark emojis."
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