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slurm king 👑

@slurm.bsky.social
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the king of slurm! the emperor, even, of slurm!

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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i’m pretty sure 0 crabs leave
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
thank you @junlper.beer!!! :) 🥹
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
can i get a hell yeag
sitting outside in the sun, reading berserk on my kobo ereader, got to the end of the first eclipse chapter. life is good :)
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
how we doon bluesky
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
that’s impossible
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
the median voter, ladies and gentlemen
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
there is truly nothing i want to watch less than this
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
it’s been like that for a while now unfortunately
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
yeah that makes sense i gue— NON-COLLEGE??????
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
[House MD if house wasn’t witty] foreman: house, you’re overdoing it with the pills, you’re popping them like they’re pez candies, i would have assumed you’d want to keep safe the one redeeming quality you still have— your brain. house: fuck you fuck you fuck you i hate you
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
yeah i’m sort of an empath you could say
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
somehow an even better movie on rewatch
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
round 2
nirvanna the band the show the movie poster
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
hmm i’d say don’t. just chill, listen to music
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
they deleted it or blocked me, what did it say
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
lmfao gotcha
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
sorry 😞
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
they’re calling it the quickest mask drop of all time
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
it’s so fucking hard being correct all the time
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i will choose to not participate in any of it
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
in fact, i would argue that calling the government “zionist occupied” just obfuscates its active role in perpetuating zionism. the U.S government isn’t like a collection of twelve-year olds that have been “tricked” somehow into promoting zionism— they’re zionists!!
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
then it’s not “zionist occupied” (suggesting some weird cabal), it’s just “zionist”
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
it’s actually surreal watching Steel Ball Run. I remember when the Stone Ocean adaptation was announced and I literally couldn’t believe it. and yet here we are
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
like six days ago in Michigan a man shot up a synagogue killing 4 people, what the fuck are you guys talking about
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
In fact, I’d argue that as a leftist, it’s your fucking obligation to care about both things!! Otherwise you’re not a leftist, you’re someone whose principles that can be turned on and off selectively, which is antithetical to progressivism.
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Noticing a bizarre phenomenon where “principled leftists” are becoming increasingly incapable of caring about 2 things at once. Yes, Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza— and antisemitism is bad!! It’s not “prioritizing Jewish feelings” to care about both things at the same time!!
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
steel ball run tomorrow, what the actual fuck
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
YuYu Hakusho might be the greatest anime of all time. What a pleasure to watch, all of it.
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
listen to dead set
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
“when they’re mean to ogre on YuYu Hakusho” and it’s the pic of spider-man sad in the rain
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
why does koenma lowkey have that shit ON
Koenma in human form from Yu Yu Hakusho
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
in what sense are these two scenarios at all alike?
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
you’re so right!!!! we should never ever ask more of our representatives!!!! we should eat the neo-lib idpol slop we’re given!!! a better future isn’t possible!!!! yes!! fuck yes!!!!
someone on twitter commenting on Jasmine Crockett’s electoral loss saying “‘she ran a bad campaign’ is code speak. we’re not dumb”
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
like please don’t make me defend Obama but these people aren’t real lmfao
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
extremely bizarre to tweet this when Trump’s actual spiritual advisor was convicted of child sex abuse like less than 5 months ago
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
oh on god?
tweet from Trump in 2011: “In order to get elected, Obama will start a war with Iran.”

tweet from Polymarket dated 1 hour ago: “Breaking, Trump declares war against Iran.”
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
delegating time-intensive schemes to my underling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
it’s too late. 😔 i’m sorry 😞
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
she’s doing a dogwhistle where she is implying that non-jews (goyim) have been oppressed/had the wool pulled over their eyes by jews, and now, the non-jews are “waking up” to it. it’s really fucking gross
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
absolutely putrid vibes
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
so glad i never fucked with TYT
ana kasparian tweet saying “hey, bitch, the goyim are waking the fuck up. deal with it.”
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
i believe in YOU is what i believe
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
nuh uh
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
gotta caase of charmin wipes
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
a transcendent experience. everyone must see this
poster for ‘nirvanna the band the show the movie’
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