slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026there is truly nothing i want to watch less than this 1102
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026[House MD if house wasn’t witty] foreman: house, you’re overdoing it with the pills, you’re popping them like they’re pez candies, i would have assumed you’d want to keep safe the one redeeming quality you still have— your brain. house: fuck you fuck you fuck you i hate you 050
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026they’re calling it the quickest mask drop of all time 1940
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026in fact, i would argue that calling the government “zionist occupied” just obfuscates its active role in perpetuating zionism. the U.S government isn’t like a collection of twelve-year olds that have been “tricked” somehow into promoting zionism— they’re zionists!! 1380
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026then it’s not “zionist occupied” (suggesting some weird cabal), it’s just “zionist” 2380
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026it’s actually surreal watching Steel Ball Run. I remember when the Stone Ocean adaptation was announced and I literally couldn’t believe it. and yet here we are 020
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026like six days ago in Michigan a man shot up a synagogue killing 4 people, what the fuck are you guys talking about 140
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026In fact, I’d argue that as a leftist, it’s your fucking obligation to care about both things!! Otherwise you’re not a leftist, you’re someone whose principles that can be turned on and off selectively, which is antithetical to progressivism. 070
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Noticing a bizarre phenomenon where “principled leftists” are becoming increasingly incapable of caring about 2 things at once. Yes, Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza— and antisemitism is bad!! It’s not “prioritizing Jewish feelings” to care about both things at the same time!! 2131
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026YuYu Hakusho might be the greatest anime of all time. What a pleasure to watch, all of it. 010
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026you’re so right!!!! we should never ever ask more of our representatives!!!! we should eat the neo-lib idpol slop we’re given!!! a better future isn’t possible!!!! yes!! fuck yes!!!! 1112
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026like please don’t make me defend Obama but these people aren’t real lmfao 060
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026extremely bizarre to tweet this when Trump’s actual spiritual advisor was convicted of child sex abuse like less than 5 months ago 1130
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026delegating time-intensive schemes to my underling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 010
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026she’s doing a dogwhistle where she is implying that non-jews (goyim) have been oppressed/had the wool pulled over their eyes by jews, and now, the non-jews are “waking up” to it. it’s really fucking gross 120