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Nick the Impaler

@slunkworld.bsky.social
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Nobody trusts anybody now and we’re all very tired.

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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me in 1999.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Casey Becker talking to someone on the phone about her favorite scary movies.
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Bottoms (2023) @bottoms-2023.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love David Fincher.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas." - Ned Flander's hippie parents
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No thank you
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No it wouldn't.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm your boyfriend now Nancy
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Woman Shocked by Freddy Krueger
Alt: Nanvy Shocked by Freddy Krueger
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck it.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bring back the end credits roll call
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Schrodinger's Kentucky senator
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I also forgot how everyone makes the same jokes during the World Cup.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I forgot how insufferable the commercials are during World Cup matches
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@democrats.org to Stephen Miller:
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Thomas.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
[REDACTED]
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You’re one ugly motherfucker.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yeah fuck this.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a plaid shirt opens a door with a sign on it that says t-iom
Alt: Tim Robinson’s character proving the door swings both ways.
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’ve seen some badass bush before, man, but nothing like this.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
[From Wikipedia] Catbus (Japanese: ねこバス, Hepburn: Nekobasu) is a fictional character in the Studio Ghibli film My Neighbor Totoro, directed by Hayao Miyazaki. It is a large, grinning, twelve-legged cat with a large bushy tail and a hollow body that serves as a bus, with windows and seats covered with fur.

Here we see Catbus with a manic expression on their face as they zoom out of the sky and across the landscape leaving behind a Catbus-colored (tan and brown striped) streaking trail of jagged letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Come on in the water!
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Sally Draper driving a car with the caption, Diane, 11:30a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Fuck cancer
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is the moderate position.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“We’ve run over 1,000 simulations”
Dr. Strange running over 1,000 simulations and coming up with a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The best newspaper comic strip there ever was! Celebrating this today for no particular reason.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
35 years ago On January 12, 1991, Fugazi took to the stage in Lafayette Park, right in front of the White House – unthinkable today – to play a relatively short set, thereby expressing her protest against the Gulf War. Fugazi - Turnover #punk #punkrock #hardcorepunk #fugazi #punkrockhistoy
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I actually hate JD more than Donald.
A physician that really wants to go to Haunted House.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Some days I really want to believe there is a Hell
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The same people who spent yesterday, and the past five years, insisting a Black police officer who shot an insurrectionist breaking into the Capitol should be prosecuted are today bending over backwards to defend an ICE agent who shot a woman in her car in cold blood. Scum.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The same people who yesterday were dismissive of when the Capitol police got the shit kicked out of them by a bloodthirsty mob are today claiming a bunch of unharmed ICE goons were in mortal danger from one woman.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Soon.
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Commander Amon Goeth's Hanging - Schindler's list (1993)
YouTube video by Epiic SoNiickzZ
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
yes 2025 deserves to die and I hope it burns in hell #HappyNewYear
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I just want to eat my lunch and scroll bsky without seeing Roger Sterling puke over and over again. Is that wrong?
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Same as it ever was
A screenshot from a Simpson’s episode showing the Democratic convention with signs that read, We hate life and ourselves and We can’t govern.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween 👻
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The Hound saying Fuck the king
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Comedians... some of those guys really suck. Damn.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Keep the fascist underground and don’t let the bastards get you down
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Margo Price – Don’t Let The Bastards Get You Down
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Evergreen
The fucks are at it again.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I know remaking Jaws is impossible and foolish but I think you could remake Jaws 2
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The fucks are at it again
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The fucks are at it again
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
John Connor saying what were are all thinking
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Shout out to my dad, Larry who considered but didn't (thanks Eight is Enough) name me Dustin.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 30/05/2025
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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