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Nick the Impaler

@slunkworld.bsky.social
347 followers 1K following 137 posts

Nobody trusts anybody now and we’re all very tired.

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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Does assimilation count as killing?
Keith David as Childs in The Thing serving looks
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me in 1999.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Casey Becker talking to someone on the phone about her favorite scary movies.
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Bottoms (2023) @bottoms-2023.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love David Fincher.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not everything needs to be a trilogy. Just tell a good story.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas." - Ned Flander's hippie parents
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Denny takes off his guy faux mask to reveal he’s wearing joker makeup. Everyone on Bluesky groans.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Except he wouldn’t know the names of the cars
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No thank you
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact: The FBI plays Runnin' Blue on repeat during hostage negotiations
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look at this guy's horse chest
Goosed little buff boy ready for service
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Inglourious Basterds: My Masterpiece Quote
Alt: Inglourious Basterds: My Masterpiece Quote
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aikman approves
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pretty sure this song is on the How’s My Driving? Ep
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mad Max NO!
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No it wouldn't.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm your boyfriend now Nancy
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Woman Shocked by Freddy Krueger
Alt: Nanvy Shocked by Freddy Krueger
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dammit, Gene! Read the room.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nic YES
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Chris Trager: Stop Pooping!
Alt: Chris Trager: Stop Pooping!
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sublime with Rome b-sides even
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck it.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dr. Jacoby letting the good people of Twin Peaks know that “the fucks are at it again”.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
WRONG!
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
New England as in it's old England but it's a new one but not that New England or new England as in the American New England so it's the new New England? I'm just tryin to understand here.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bring back the end credits roll call
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thought it said J6 for a second and things were about to get real spicy
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
STAHP.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Schrodinger's Kentucky senator
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I also forgot how everyone makes the same jokes during the World Cup.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not Jessie!
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why this was released in the middle of the summer (and against E.T. no less) is beyond me.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Tim Robinson: What Are You Talking About?
Alt: Tim Robinson: What Are You Talking About?
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I forgot how insufferable the commercials are during World Cup matches
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Spurs by 40 tonight
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
There's always a catch when it comes to eccentric poodle breeders
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
ALT: Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gotta zig-zag. Serpentine, son.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’ll get mad at this when he actually starts filming. Until then I’ll assume it’s going nowhere like all the other Escape remake announcements.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sure, Jax. Looking forward to you introducing President AOC at some gala in 2029.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@democrats.org to Stephen Miller:
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We're allowed to show 'em nude cuz they ain't got no souls
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ITYSL Coffin Funeral Mishaps
Alt: ITYSL Coffin Funeral Mishaps
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Game of Thrones: You Don't Fight With Honor, For Honor
ALT: Game of Thrones: You Don't Fight With Honor, For Honor
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Thomas.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
[REDACTED]
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Next one has to be FALL 3D right? If ever there was a use-case for 3D, it's these movies.
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You’re one ugly motherfucker.
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Jules: Does Pete Hegseth look like a bitch? Brett: Y-yes, yes he does. Jules: Exactly! Now enjoy your Big Kahuna burger and have nice day. [Jules and Vincent exit the apartment]
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Nick the Impaler @slunkworld.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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a man in a suit and bow tie is giving a speech on a stage and says all right , you know what
Alt: Sam is the MC for little buff boys and says all right , you know what this is dumb dump it trash it this one’s garbage
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