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Slouchyr

@slouchyr.bsky.social
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If you start with the premise that trump's goal is to kill as many Americans as possible, then EVERYTHING he does makes sense. Sorry to repost so much, just too many smart & funny stuff on here.

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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 8m
The blonde ones, we kidnap and gift to trump for his MaralLardo basement club.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 11m
He'll be sending US troops to help russia before Christmas. Best we can hope is he sends "battle tested" ice agents to cover Russian carjacking & murder efforts.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 16m
Revenge fantasy is satisfying to a point, but it would be really sad if the monster among us has converted us into monsters.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 24m
nube sombrero
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 22m
Can't think of a greater songwriter and performer.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 29m
An old infirm man. Will pete will have his make up team work on Hasan to make him look fearsome? It's gonna be broadcast, need a good show for fox.
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KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 2h
Want
"I don't approve

of taking about

Food as naughty,

We need to take 

our pleasures where

we can in life"

-Nigella Lawson GBBO 2026
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 36m
Is there still a channel open for trump to receive orders from the kremlin?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17h
Nailed it. 🔨
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16h
Respect ✊ Salem, Oregon 10/09/2026
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 11h
The only way to afford a jag now is to make sure there's a secure place to park it near the bridge I'd be living under.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 11h
Drove an STypeR for about 12 years until the wiring was eaten by mice. Since had a Sportbrake that was as fast & cooler looking, but not nearly as much fun drive. It'd be interesting to try out one of these XJRs. They aren't much heavier than the Stype.
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 17h
After years of renting apartments without enough space for a dog, I finally saved enough to mortgage a house with a yard and adopted this sweet girl. "Someone needs this smile today. Share it! 😊"
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 15h
"SAME AGENT. NEW INCIDENT." ICE supervisor Brenden Cuni was spotted on the scene of the Bronx shooting—the same agent who previously led the Minneapolis team seen dragging and kneeling on a pregnant woman. Status Coup’s @jtcestkowski.bsky.social Cestkowski breaks down both incidents.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 12h
Seems pretty certain ice agents have far more criminal convictions than the people they are kidnapping.
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 15h
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 16h
Everyone, everywhere has something better to do. Except for those who answered trump's craigslist ad to attend for $.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 16h
The other 2 drummers should have picked up that axe and taught pete about acting responsible. THAT would have made for better TV than whatever stupid drivel they were going for there. Should have had him arrested. Was likely drunk.
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旧お杉 @daily-photos.bsky.social · 19h
#photography
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Nancy @boomersinthehouse.bsky.social · 17h
ICE is heating up in the Central Valley. The gardening crew of a near neighbor were detained today. I fear for employees and neighbors who are being rounded up. A City Council member is advising Latinos to stay away from the Fresno County Fair.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 16h
Trump is having a hard time remembering everything putin orders him to do. So they are sending sober & serious kashayp to help take up the slack.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 17h
Honestly surprised trump isn't holding an auction for executioner positions on nidal hasan's firing squad. can easily envision musk, bezos, zuck, a trump boy surrounded by weirdly altered buxom wives, lining up to blast a feeble guy in a wheel chair.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 17h
These are the sons of rich men, all of em. Their daddies or grandaddies somehow got hold of huge amounts of wealth. That means their offspring, the current gen, are way better than the rest of us and completely above silly moral constraints other, lesser humans have. #suckers #losers
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Peyton Reads 📚💜🌻 @peytonreads.bsky.social · 17h
Our girl is home. We had rain today, and as I was driving to the vet office, a beautiful rainbow arched down over where I was picking her up. When I got to the vet's, I looked to take a picture, but it was gone. It's like she put out a bat signal to say, "Mom, come get me. I'm ready to come home"
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah, ya gotta keep it secret. Often when you do horrible things people get really mad about it. Like all crime, legal or moral, best to cover your butt and keep quiet about it.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 17h
"The government thinks I should learn to run a business like every other businessman, but school & learning is hard. Paying a business accountant is expensive. Let the government figure it out for me."
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18h
Truth 😡
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 18h
Hey chuck schumer, I don't believe in the Torah. Is it still OK if I stay in the land of my birth? If not, what form of gruesome death do you have planned for me?
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 18h
I'm old enough to remember rush limbaugh et al told of the awful future where jack-booted thugs would terrorize the streets, enforcing political loyalty to their golden leader.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 18h
Putin's servant comes through in a big way for russia!! The pee-tape operation paid for itself a million times over & continues paying today.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 23h
Seems unlikely trump has ever suppressed an impulse or appetite, especially if it involves hurting someone or something else.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More attractive that melania, but somehow, even creepier. melania looks like someone in a horror movie just before they transform into a werewolf or vampire. melania's face inspired trump's comically menacing mugshot face. Difference is, she call pull it off without making you laugh.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We can all sympathize with Mike. Boat payments, insurance, slip fees, outrageous maintenance costs, FUEL. He's got the 40 ft+ boat owner vote locked up. He understands us.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE EPSTEIN RANCH WAS RAPING AND KILLING CHILDREN
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standswithhope.bsky.social @standswithhope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This should be made into an ad and run non-stop on every channel until the election is over.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That stupid arch will make a perfect gallows for the gop "leaders." Too bad it would be adjacent to a cemetery that they should not be allowed in.
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SarcARSEtic Irish Paw Paw @irish-pawpaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Promise anything Give nothing Claim everything
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nooo! His foray to Samoa ended very badly for the locals. We need to encourage binge drinking parties for rfk, hegseth, & kashyap, keeping them unfit for anything but showing up for makeup.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Handing over huge $$$ to the israelis for "defense" while they have health care for all. What a bunch of dopes we are to fall for AIPAC bs!
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love being home. The best people I know live there. And for what we pay monthly to be here, I want to get my money's worth.
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ophthalmologist Dr. Agatha Aboe led the medical campaign in Ghana to eliminate trachoma (leading infectious cause of preventable blindness globally). It worked. Ghana became the 1st country in sub-Saharan Africa to eliminate the disease, 2018. #WorldSightDay #WomenInSTEM
A low-angle, close-up portrait of renowned Ghanaian ophthalmologist and public health pioneer Dr. Agatha Aboe. Celebrated for leading the historic medical campaign that made Ghana the first country in sub-Saharan Africa to eliminate trachoma in 2018, she is captured looking upward and to the left with an optimistic, serene smile. Her black hair is neatly styled with shaved, patterned sides. She wears distinctive semi-translucent, light-blue-framed glasses and bright orange, teardrop-shaped beaded earrings that offer a vibrant color contrast. Her top is a simple, high-collared bright blue shirt. The background features a soft-focus, minimalist golden-yellow architectural column under warm, natural sunlight. The tight composition and uplifting lighting establish an empowering, visionary mood, symbolizing her historical significance as a leading global voice for Women in STEM who now exports eye-health roadmaps to other endemic nations
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Spike The Rescue Pup & Rex The TV Terrier ™ 🌈 @rexthetvterrier.org · 08/10/2026
What a beautiful day! The sun is shining, it's 70° and the trees are putting on a show #Spike #Thursday #AutumnLeaves #Dogsofbluesky
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump has done & said so many appalling things, but siccing his racist fans on innocent Somali residents is disgustingly dangerous.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you do that to a child today, you could probably get arrested. But the 911 operator would hear the child making the complaint with a strong, clear voice.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A couple of times, when I had bad chest congestion, my dad made me put a VapoRun dollop on the back of my tongue & let it dissolve. It was very unpleasant, but it works better than the mucinex. Way better.
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are you running down the biggest accomplishment this poor guy ever had or ever will have?
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Slouchyr @slouchyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
trump is here to destroy the US & he is succeeding far beyond putin's most fevered dreams. putin just hopes he neither he nor trump need a brain transplant before the mission is complete. (all the other stuff can be replaced with prisoner's organs.)
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night night sweet dreamies 🧡🐾 Believe in yourself, even when your dreams seem a little out of reach. You never know what wonderful things might happen if you find the courage to try. After all, every dream starts with someone believing it’s possible.
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