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@slothehhh.bsky.social
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
nothing feels worse than wet carrier bag
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
while the inside of a hoodie may appear welcoming, its fabrics were never meant to touch the flesh of man so intimately
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
small mistakes I've made more than once and will make again: putting a hoodie on with no t-shirt underneath after a shower
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
there are so many of these and they are all dogshit
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
we men used to create stuff with our hands and minds.
johnson brother's "born to shop" series mug from the early 21st century. a relic of the past, emblazoned with two women sat atop scattered shoeboxes, accompanied by the pithy "if the shoe fits, buy it in every colour"
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Billy! @billywhite.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
TOMORROW NIGHT, possibly my most chaotic stream yet... The Bog Boys have been tasked with bomb defusing duties. God help us all. 7:15pm, Tuesday 22nd July, with @slothehhh.bsky.social @newkuu.bsky.social @macaroniprince.bsky.social and introducing... @austincrabbe.bsky.social
a screenshot of a bomb from the game "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
grok is this true?!
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I need to hear from any and all that have access to a magpie puppet I'm working on something big here
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When I was 21, I had to go to one of these for not realising the 60 zone had changed to 50. Curse you Thetford Bypass. Anyway, on the day I had a terrible case of the shits, but my dad insisted I went and stressed that I must tell the instructor I'm ill or they'd think I was on drugs.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you can shove your humidity up your arse
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
how big a bowl of couscous would it take to be able to experience the delicious waft of semolina being hydrated from say, a distance of 100m?
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
It's me. I'm one of the elusive three. I swear, you'll never see anything like this again. So watch it, drink it in (from 5:30pm BST)
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I am taking my dad to see mission impossible I would describe his mood as giddy
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
yes, I'm a generational hater, and yes, I do look forward to him being Norwich manager in the next 9-15 months
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
the most accurate thing I've ever said is that Russell Martin is an opportunist who keeps failing upwards - the highlights of his managerial career are finishing fourth with one of the best relegated squads in championship history and having a lot of possession
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
he's quite good
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I cannot possibly fathom
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
(its not armistice day related, that was an unintended coincidence)
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It's 162 days til you'll learn to mind your manners
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
"A" problem? Pfft, chance would be a fine thing methinks.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
yeah good one smartypants. and I played the banjocazoozoo on the WD40.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
LIAR
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
"I have a second job as the architect of an up-and-coming food-based theme park"
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I've had a really nice day with my friends under the caring gaze of Mr Bao
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
it is 75 days until I have to watch football again
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
it would be lovely if you could help with this and squash the stank gofund.me/816487e0
gofund.me
Donate to Dwayme and Erikas Broken Bathroom Fund, organized by Matthew Pauley
Hi, y'all know us, probably. It's Dwayme and Erika from the internet. A few … Matthew Pauley needs your support for Dwayme and Erikas Broken Bathroom Fund
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
what i don't understand is why he took himself to the back of the fairly empty bus for a sit, but to each his own I suppose
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
you know, people sometimes get sad about aging, but I just saw an old man ride the bus for 30 seconds. that's unparalleled freedom.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
played oblivion, switched off playstation, bbc 4 leonard bernstein documentary immediately begins. i've got to go to bed. i've got to. and yet...
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I always thought stress turning hair grey was an urban legend, but I read a scientific article about it, and now my beard starting to go grey makes so much sense.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Just let people live. It's hard enough already.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Working yesterday, not keeping up with news. Saw people I care about showing support for the trans community. Good stuff. Wake up today, catch up. Why the fuck must powerful people insist on dragging us so relentlessly backwards with nothing but hate in their hearts? Fuck this country.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Arsenal immediately giving Real an equaliser is the most north London football thing I've ever seen
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
hey bbc news, images of sad stockbrokers doesn't inspire the empathy in me that you seem to think it does
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I've been calling her Crandall, why didn't someone tell me?!
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
you seen nose statue's mean older brother? clunky idiot
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
went to the supermarket, got stuck in a traffic jam, and a car in front of me seemed to be loudly listening to the Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway theme tune on repeat..?
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
all is well, I've seen my first bats of the year.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
You're right to say it
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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B. Dolan @bdolan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
We’re creating an “open source” label this year, to house my back catalogue and store. We’ve also got a new idea on how to work with other artists and fans within an online community. Thanks for raising 15% of the goal on Day 1! 44 days left to back us @ www.kickstarter.com/projects/iam...
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I just share the news, I don't set the agenda
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
won't hear me say a bad word about Kendrick's music, but working with people like Kodak and Carti just seems off
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you just know yellow polystyrene takeaway box is gonna catch up with us all one day
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
one thing we can all be grateful for is the yellow polystyrene takeaway box's demise anything that can be burned through by food has no business seasoning your hot potato
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
just lost a battle to a shower gel pump dispenser, and it's really taken a lot not to crash out
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This season has been miserable, and yet we're still somehow, just about, in a relegation battle. So many bad injuries since day one. Really illustrates the importance of winning the games you're on top of. Fuck knows what we do if we lose one of Delap or Hirst.
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slothehhh @slothehhh.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Please enjoy your St David's day responsibly and with caution!
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