slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 17hin my culture it’s customary to stop at the fridge for a temporary snack on the way to the pantry for a long term snack 2628
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 01/10/2026just one more loop…. ok wait just one more loop… it’s definitely gonna happen this time… ok one more loop… 000
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 01/10/2026this is what living in austin and watching the weather radar when there’s supposed to be a storm feels likestatic.klipy.comGreen Truck Crash Test with Retractable PoleAlt: the gif of the truck testing a safety bollard, hurtling towards the bollard at full speed, shown repeatedly from multiple camera angles - but the collision never happens 1235
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 01/10/2026“december to remember sales event” what, are you gonna like shoot me in the middle of the store in front of my family 1215
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 01/10/2026sorry i can’t come into work today it’s maybe gonna rain in a couple of hours and i’m cozy 1242
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/09/2026curing my restless leg syndrome by hitting my legs with a hammer 5421
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026so true. b tier cable channels were weirdly defiant in being like “you didn’t like seasons 1&2? we just greenlit seasons 3-8. rizzoli and isles wednesdays 8/7 central. fuck you” 151
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026i never watched elementary but the mentalist is 10000% in this bucket as well 220
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026yes definitely one of the worst offenders of the “it gets better i swear” where the whole first season sucks syndrome 130
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026they’re both part of what i can only describe as the ‘usa network’ era of television where every show was “this smart main character is a misfit with a freakish gift. watch this week as they get into a situation but then they get out of the situation and they’re really smug about it” 130
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026i hate to admit it’s quite enjoyable. also ‘white collar’ very similar q zone 240
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026liquor stores and daiquiri shacks are the only ones who got this right 130
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026ironically daquiri shacks are the only business that actually got this correct 2130
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026“drive thru” implies i get to go right through the middle of the store and that’s just not true 3386
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/09/2026sending an email titled “girl_who_is_going_to_be_okay.png” to my lawyer when he tells me i’m losing everything 1325
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/09/2026why do drink commercials show the drink exploding out of the can incredibly wet style in slow motion? am i supposed to be horny for the drink? 3140
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026that’s fair, i have intentionally avoided every other star wars series entirely but i watched andor on a recommendation and really enjoyed it 010
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026okay this sounds great also has anyone ever told you that ‘grant jendo’ sounds like the name of an ancient wise jedi who died off-screen 132
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026i really enjoyed all of the quiet tension and drama of the inner workings of the empire so i hope that’s still a big component of the plot 010
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026can someone be honest with me and tell me if it’s as good/better than season 1? s1 is almost a platonically perfect season of television and i can’t be hurt again 12170
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026i’m calling in sick to work tomorrow so i can finally watch andor season 2 3421
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026aw damn that feels obvious when you realize the air chamber below the basket ‘floor’. u right 110
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026everyone is content nowen.wikipedia.orgContent creation - Wikipedia 020
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026parchment paper air fryer liners from amazon that will almost undoubtedly cause health complications in the future 020
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026the haters said it couldn’t be done (mozzy sticks in the air fryer) 3460
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 23/09/2026someone falling and farting when they hit the ground as a bit in movies/tv has a 100% success rate 5728
