slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026the haters said it couldn’t be done (mozzy sticks in the air fryer) 3460
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026hi welcome to bsky here’s your poster’s tag and your standard issue service weapon 0454
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 09/09/2026acting smug and superior about this is crazy lmao what are people doing dude 3110
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/09/2026has anyone talked about how one of the russo brothers (i will not learn which one) is just tom holland with glasses on 1171
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/09/2026i legitimately think threads may be a bigger net-negative on society than twitter is at this point 2332
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/09/2026me covering up a mistake with an even bigger, more obvious mistake 1644
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 02/09/2026posting this and immediately turning my notifs off like i’m disarming an IED 2451
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/08/2026am i really expected to provide mental quarter for these people 4552
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 18/08/2026*this guy* decided personal attacks on appearance was a smart strategy? huh! 5350
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 13/08/2026there are exactly twelve left, you may have four, pick your favorite four 110
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 13/08/2026this is how you dummies sound every time bsky still exists next month 1817
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 10/08/2026whoever called diet cokes fridge cigs clearly never had one of these mfs 5562
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 04/08/2026rob watched me refill his water in the living room and immediately checked the other bowl in case his management team had attempted fraud 2354
