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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 8h
PSA: tuned is ruining your performance blog.slonk.ing/posts/tuned
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 8h
PSA: tuned is ruining your performance blog.slonk.ing/posts/tuned
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74ミ @angel.sp.it · 23h
>"Several vulnerabilities have been discovered" >wires.png >1300+ CVEs lwn.net/Articles/109...
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Debian alert DSA-6528-1 (kernel) [LWN.net]
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/09/2026
aw Tranny Blower left my steam family
Borrow Game
This game belongs to Steam user ŞANZIMAN PATLATICISI. You can invite them…
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prefetcher @prefetcher.miku.place · 26/09/2026
I LOVE VOCALOID EVERY DAY I AM SO THANKFUL THAT VOCALOID EXISTS
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nexy @timedout.uk · 28/09/2026
Continuwuity v26.9.1 just released, containing a critical security fix, and a couple similarly important bug fixes. All federated deployments should update ASAP. Also read the release notes. forgejo.ellis.link/continuwuati... #matrix #continuwuity #selfhosted #security
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it's important to consider toast's little mittens
toast (the cat) loafed in bed with his little mitten paws sticking out
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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
low-res image of a tan bunny loafing in its form (a depression in the soil) with blurry white text reading "from the moon??" and "impact crater", with arrows indicating the bunny and form respectively
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 27/09/2026
ive just tried it out and holy fuck louis im cu
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 27/09/2026
PyroWave is an intra-only video codec (practially speaking a still-image codec) that is optimized for extremely fast GPU encode (< ~0.1 ms encode and decode at 1080p, < ~0.2 ms at 4K). It is fully implemented in Vulkan compute shaders. this is huge imo
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON BLUESKY DO THIS FOR NO FUCKING REASON
guy saying bunny when bunny appears on tv
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estrogen snake @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 24/09/2026
im a kid ive been laughing at this image all day
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NotNite @notnite.com · 12/08/2026
if a workshop submission can escape the game process in any way they should turn off workshop for your game and I'm not joking
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3 blonde girls happy, with top text saying: "how it feels knowing we're hittin fort worth this weekend." a comment liked by the video author says: "How Hurricanes talk"
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Floppy Guy 🌈💾 @floppyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The search continues to this day
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 23/09/2026
bro nobody told me about the 허니 바나나 맛 "hbm" chips im rolling biz.chosun.com/en/en-retail...
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Seven-Eleven and SK hynix launch honey banana HBM snack chip
Seven-Eleven and SK hynix launch honey banana HBM snack chip
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/09/2026
Absolutely no chrome spheres over checkerboards in this room
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illum! @illumersaltii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thought about this tweet and i started crying
A tweet from Paint (@Roach_Collector):

JIGSAW: I want to play a game.

BISEXUAL WOMAN: okay, but it better have a FISHING MINIGAME! 😂

REDDIT TRANS WOMAN: ooh! is it... FALLOUT NEW VEGAS?! 😂(that's my favorite game btw 😂)

30-YEAR-OLD NINTENDO YOUTUBER: please be paper mario... please be paper mario... please be p
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 22/09/2026
Discord's age estimation uses the games you play as part of how it determines if you're a "Teen" or "Adult". I think they should go a step further and make it so if you actively play Roblox while every other sign points to you being an adult your account gets suspended
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 25/12/2024
spreading christmas cheer
lego brick life text chat
someone says "Skibidi dob dob dod yes yes. I'm from estonia. Watch YouTube". I reply "Heck yes i love estonia", and they reply "You do? You just made my day perfect"
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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penny @hexmani.ac · 22/09/2026
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Lliy @bokieiey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i used to have mine set up hanging in front of the window but now its behind my tv
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 21/09/2026
idaidaida ii by ida deerz
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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HEALTH @health.band · 19/09/2026
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nothing seems to change...
Article from The Chaser, Jul 9th 2022:

Picture of three young women in skimpy sportswear playing volleyball.

Headline: "Trans person likely upended whole life to gain advantage in volleyball competition, reports idiot"
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 17/09/2026
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 16/09/2026
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 14/09/2026
we're making music that'll fucking kill you
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four* @f0urst4r.net · 14/09/2026
Ok i can probably work with this
YouTube video from Valve: "Steam Machine: Official Overview and Quick Start Guide"

on video screen: bunny
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NotNite @notnite.com · 15/09/2026
why the hell is part of balatro mod manager written in Fortran github.com/skyline69/ba...
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balatro-mod-manager/version_updater at main · skyline69/balatro-mod-manager
Balatro Mod Manager by Skyline. Contribute to skyline69/balatro-mod-manager development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Cynthia 🐈 @cynthia.dev · 15/09/2026
unemployment level:
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 15/09/2026
cool and all but i NEED THAT SWORD
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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L @lao.ooo · 10/09/2026
opsec level: I use grapheneos but I have life360 installed with all permissions enabled
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 11/09/2026
bsl shaders have a vram leak
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 26/08/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Robinkehlchen42
And thats it
Ive finished every Horus Heresy book
This took me 7 months *picture of a massive stack of books*

May Greenfield
Are they good? 

Robinkehlchen42
No
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 09/09/2026
today at the supermarket i saw this thing called 'table salt'. i got it, tried a spoonful and it just tastes like salt. not table
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gn
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FUCK OFF BLUESKY. HOW IS THIS EXPLICITY SEXUAL?!? NONE OF THE IMPUGNED BITS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING. PRUDE ASS VIBE CODED WEBSITE MADE BY DEAD EYED LOSERS
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down theonion.com/nations-smart-toilets-…
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down
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