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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 02/10/2026
new map just dropped
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 01/10/2026
still does it award
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 30/09/2026
PSA: tuned is ruining your performance blog.slonk.ing/posts/tuned
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/09/2026
aw Tranny Blower left my steam family
Borrow Game
This game belongs to Steam user ŞANZIMAN PATLATICISI. You can invite them…
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 26/08/2026
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 14/08/2026
..what
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 13/08/2026
hungry enby call that
"they hunger" half-life mod box cover
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 08/08/2026
i'm installing 968.5 KibiBees onto your computer. Go my 1 million bees
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 06/08/2026
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 01/08/2026
ok?
apt ugrade log, it printed out just "/usr/bin/systemctl" while running the postup configure script for grafana alloy
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 23/07/2026
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 21/07/2026
@valvesoftware.com why am i getting upended for already owning some of the items in a bundle? shouldn't it be lower than -49% not higher
Steam purchase box thingie for the PAYDAY 2: Legacy Collection bundle. it is currently on sale at -49%. i already own some items so my price is …higher?
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 19/07/2026
your vibe coded app will never have advanced_lesbianism.json
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 02/07/2026
so happy for her
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 18/06/2026
@invoxiplaygames.uk you were asking for this a few years back
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 22/05/2026
software is my passion
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 04/05/2026
wtf steam
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 01/04/2026
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 28/03/2026
2 thread comments by someone with a Guy Fawkes matrix pfp. the first reads "How flash these ROM LG G4 H815 UsU". the second one reads "I bricked my device LG G4 H815 UsU"
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 22/03/2026
so google added a bunch of bullshit currencies
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 21/02/2026
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 07/01/2026
red sus
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 23/12/2025
(Team) Fortress 2 is already in your Steam library
19.4 hrs last two weeks / 1873.4 hrs on record
(large button that says Get Help)
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 20/11/2025
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 14/11/2025
me when i'm 14 kilobytes into a modding guide for a 14 year old game
step 5: Limbo
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 13/11/2025
working on something (10 kilobytes in)
screenshot of text that looks like it is from bingus-blog. it reads:

step 4: the horrors

woo! you got Mod Organizer 2 running! you're only 80 steps away from having a functioning game. rejoice. for now it is time to launch Protontricks.
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 10/11/2025
this took far too much effort fuck
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 08/11/2025
who reaches 10k first place yo bets
IETF's RFC index showing current RFCs are in the 98 hundreds rangescp wiki's recently created page showing newest scp is 9985
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 08/11/2025
conversation between me and a friend Jade where i point out that the Spectacle screenshot notification thumbnail shows it's Signal profile picture rather than the screenshot i actually took. i had not interacted with said friend recently
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 08/11/2025
that works
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 04/11/2025
its green for an amazing reason
sidebar of HAProxy's index.html:

Site served using:
   HTTP version: 3
   Transport: QUIC+UDP
   Network: IPv6
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 31/10/2025
big things happening in the cryptography scene
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 19/08/2025
ftfy
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 09/08/2025
@jamies.page in istanbul‽
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/07/2025
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 10/06/2025
fuck
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 08/06/2025
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 17/05/2025
well there's moving unpredicatbly like this, and there's the same thing like this. one is way harder to hit
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 07/05/2025
WATCHING GRAFANACON KEYNOTE RN AND THEY (otell speaker) ACCIDENTALLY USED THE RUST (VIDEO GAME) LOGO INSTEAD OF RUST (PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE) ????????????LMAOO
java (programming language), .net (runtime), node.js (runtime), python (programming language), and rust (video game) logos next to each other. a partially visible paragraph reads "(support) for Go, Java, (obscured) .NET, NodeJS, Python, (obscured), Rust and more"
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 02/05/2025
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 02/05/2025
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 01/05/2025
@uncledane.com is this intentional? i'm on frankfurt 4 all maps+
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 01/05/2025
what
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 30/04/2025
big things happening in tf2 chat
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/04/2025
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/04/2025
guys you dont get it you NEED docker
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/04/2025
yeah
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/04/2025
ripbozo packwatch
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 29/04/2025
waa rust is overcomplicated waa its too verbose i wanna hear NONE of it
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slonkazoid ⊗ @slonk.ing · 28/04/2025
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