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@slipperyboy.bsky.social
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope somebody's stealing his oxys
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lol
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me when the acid is really kicking in and I put on some billy strings.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jesus Christ they'll do anything but put a tactile fucking slider for the AC control. My 30 year old Volvo is so much better than this.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Important to remember that it's very dangerous to mess with the hydraulic lines on excavators etc., super high pressure. Could shoot them from a distance. Easier to get into the engine compartments.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If we had any brains we would tax the shit out of it, or even nationalize it. It's like hydropower but instead of water it's a sea of morons trying to give away their money. Insane not to capitalize on it.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Busy on their never ending mission to fuck up everyone's tranquility when they're just out trying to enjoy some nature in peace. Just incinerating tax dollars and ruining vibes.
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femcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
I dive in her cervix
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
These MFS all vying for top spot.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Not like anyone worthwhile is on a cruise anyway 🤷‍♂️
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Ben Goldfarb @bengoldfarb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We are literally cooked.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This punctuation is too much for my brain.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I do enjoy verbally abusing dan newhouse's staff. Have been busy lately so they hadn't heard from me in a minute. Useless fucking cunts.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
How did this little twerp not get bullied into suicide. We have failed as a nation.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Just dim livestock out here at this point.
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Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a black hat and sunglasses says now you 're dead
ALT: a man in a black hat and sunglasses says now you 're dead
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Apart from all the other horrible shit, just absolutely unhinged behavior to put a picture of himself as his phone lock screen background.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Boys I think it's hunting season.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We have laws?
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Water table might be low in CA but piss supplies are inexhaustible.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Cool, guess we'll just keep shitting out kids and draining wetlands to make parking lots.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Have you been outside lately? Kept up on research on microplastics? Biodiversity loss?
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hunkerdown.bsky.social @hunkerdown.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Be right back, going to watch some Ashli Babbitt highlights.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you prevent a bird from getting a mate that is called a cloacblock
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
New crop of absolute dummies coming in hot.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
New #catsofbluesky dropped, fresh out the packaging.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
media.tenor.com
golden state warriors basketball player stephen curry is smiling while sitting in the stands during a basketball game .
ALT: golden state warriors basketball player stephen curry is smiling while sitting in the stands during a basketball game .
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 14/08/2025
I considered the Department of Homeland Security’s new white nationalist recruitment memes, in the context of the well-documented history of DHS downplaying and disregarding white nationalism and “domestic extremism.” As upsetting as these posts are, it also tracks.
newrepublic.com
DHS’s Neo-Nazi Memes Show the Agency for What It Is
From the beginning, the Department of Homeland Security has downplayed the threat of white nationalism while focusing its law enforcement power on groups it deems a threat to an imaginary ideal Americ...
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS. Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!” Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Every day I say my prayers and bow my head, hoping for catastrophic engine failure.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
You're a cunt, Gavin.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Gavin is just a walking collection of hair gel and greed. How about build more public transit, gav
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You know, they/them
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Need him to shake trump's hand more. Maybe that does it.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You say cruiser like you're out there driving the boat 😅
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If only humanity could recognize that getting on a giant barge of morons that plan and provide every single thing for them so that all they have to do is sit, drink and gorge themselves while polluting our oceans is, in fact, utterly disgusting behavior. Goddamn that shit is grim.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Every cruise that needlessly pollutes our oceans and atmosphere so people can gorge themselves on all you can eat buffets and drink on a boat.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
To be fair, I have zero sympathy for people getting sick on cruises. Fuck cruises and anyone who goes on them.
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Gareth Reynolds PHD @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Alec Baldwin should shoot another person.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Nah dog, we can't be having people in charge of important shit who can't keep their hands still. That's basic shit.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Fuck you chuck
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Pussy ass bitches can't put an extra couple layers on and be out in the cold for a few hours. When did this country get so soft?
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Hahahaha
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
In case this gets deleted I want all of you to laugh at this as I did
Liberty getting it done in the classroom with a cumulative below-B average!
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Forgot how fucking hard ZZ Top hits while driving.
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Glizzy strings @slipperyboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
I used to think I was artistic. Turns out I'm just autistic.
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