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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Walton Goggins standing over me with his boot firmly planted on my neck, slicing an apple with a switchblade. "Now it seems to me... someone needs to learn their times tables." Neither one of us has any idea what he means in this scenario.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/07/2023
I represent the creature known to you as Gollum. Per the agreed-upon rules, you did not win the game of riddles, as “What have I got in my pocket?” is not a “riddle” under any common definition of that term. My client demands (i) to eat you, (ii) the return of his Precious, and (
View from inside the door at Bag End. The blue-haired lawyer from “The Simpsons” is standing there speaking
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/02/2024
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Twitter CEO: (doing TV interview) Things are looking up for X! After days of begging I have almost convinced Dr Scholl's Shoe Insoles to buy a $100 ad spend *Elon Musk falls through ceiling dressed in SS uniform*
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 26/01/2024
smoking the shit that calls gondor for aid
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poop king @slimyrhino.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
cumming and farting; what’s better than this (i’m so sorry)
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