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Slim Fandango

@slimfandango.bsky.social
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Video game enjoyer & considerer, stuff maker, printsperson Serial loser of weight & bad habits 33 - he/him - Wisconsin

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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as soon as I clicked on the video I was like, "she's gonna slide into cover and shotgun a guy" well yeah lmao. damn I kinda wish I was playing
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George Young @vitageorge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With sexual assault being so prominent in the news I wrote this short piece. I hope it brings light to the average woman's experience of sexual violence.
When I was 17 my friend told me she'd been raped. She was drunk at an event and a friend took her outside and raped her. It was 2007 and I didn't have empathy for her. She often got drunk and flirted with guys. She was beautiful and liked the attention. It was bound to happen eventually. I didn't have empathy for her rape, because I didn't think it would happen to me. Or at least, if it did, it would be one of those lesser rapes like when your boyfriend does it, or when you end up saying yes because it's easier than saying no.

I first wrote a version of this essay when I was 24 and at that time I said I was the only woman I knew that hadn't been raped. That was a lie, but I didn't know what it was. I mean there was that one time when I continually said no to my boyfriend and he penetrated me anyway, but I carried on then so it's essentially fine. And there was that time I had a horrendous UTI, but it was my 19th birthday and he said it was his birthday present to me, so I just bore through the pain to receive my gift because I didn't want to make him feel bad about not getting me anything. But ya know, that's just part of being a woman isn't it?

My sister once said to me, "you've probably been raped and don't remember it. Men tend to just do that." The statement was ridiculous to me, a woman that had definitely not been raped. When my friend woke up and saw her friend violating her unconscious body and the police took us to a cabin in the woods so she could have a rape kit and then they arrested the guy, though she dropped the charges because it's not worth ruining his life over and he probably got the message from the arrest anyway. That was like a proper rape and that hadn't happened to me.

What had happened to me was more like what had happened to my friend when we were 14, where she got black out drunk at a house party and her boyfriend carried her to a local park, sat her on a bench and sexually assaulted her. It's something that feels icky, like you know th…
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GnoWolfStyx 🏳️‍⚧️✏️🍉 @gnowolfstyx.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think megaman x shines most when you're a child and it's cool, or stick with it long enough to be able to speedrun it. shy of that, I spend some time thinking, "they could've made it fun to move around, so why didn't they?"
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why is Aftermath covering this after the Saudis (& Jared Kushner's) EA buyout? You @lukeplunkett.com literally reported that the people who made this game aren't getting paid for it anymore, so why are you highlighting it? Did you run out of decent companies that pay their employees to cover?
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Most Of Star Wars Zero Company's Developers Were Furloughed Weeks Ago
Despite the game's success, roughly 80% of the team aren't getting paid
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it is a pretty neat car (what I saw of it anyway)
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it ain't over 'til it's over, I'm holding out hope
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
bro looks like he's going to meet Gravelord Nito
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I did unsubscribe from that channel as soon as I saw a video about modretro on there. A real shame.
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jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the MiSTer FPGA won E3 this year
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/06/2026
money can't buy happiness means rich people can't shortcut to inner-peace by buying it, not that it's okay that regular people constantly have to find new ways to do with even less
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
is that Elijah Wood?
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lmao I don't think he had a goofy mouth prosthesis, I think I'm thinking of Austin Powers. Character was balding a little though
Mike Meyers in-character as a balding British WWII general, complete with whisky glass and incongruous head and facial hair.
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
He was the British general guy, yeah. He had a goofy mouth prosthesis, I think?
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
incredibly funny that this bullshit trust and safety team is going to Streisand Effect themselves into everyone knowing about this restore @cara.city you miserable babies
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Alex Battaglia @dachsjaeger.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
What is going on lately? Just found a P3 667 in the Hohenstaufenbstraße
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cutting off one or more family members is an underrated move honestly. It's hard at first and then you start to notice all the ways they'd make your life worse and it gets easier. Glad for you!! Anybody reading this... Your dad probably sucks, and you don't owe him anything, not even replies!
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hell yeag. Good job
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
honestly not bad at all. it rocks actually
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Nah it's cute
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 25/03/2026
You can't buy indulgences from trans people that give you Special Permission to enjoy Harry Potter shit. We're not a church, that's not how any of this works. You can *do* whatever you want, but you have to shoulder the ethical burden of enriching a virulent transphobe on your own.
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i tell you what, i’ll buy a modretro fake gameboy or whatever if they start manufacturing them using pieces of palmer luckey’s skull. big pieces. not teeth, skull. palmer luckey skull in every device, guaranteed.
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Jeez. I've worked at some places with bad company culture but... I can't begin to imagine the Vibe Rot at a bona fide grift factory
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Jack Holleworth | Have a Waffle, catch some Tails @jholleworth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We're losing Myrient to a severe lack of funds and AI making storage too expensive 😭
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I hope it quits doing it
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
That sucks! Better luck next time...
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
goddamn your meal looks incredible
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I'm livin' la vida Linux.
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The split paragraph here is hilarious. They put the crackers into the sauce moat on the layout snack tray
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bumbleborn - Wunder is OUT NOW! @bumbleborn.com · 10/02/2026
It varies between the artists/devs and the execs in exactly the way you'd imagine
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The bar is not in a good place, for one. for two, why not! why not the guy with the Manga Pornography Derived Meme Tattoos is nevertheless pretty cool
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A harder man than I am, lmao. that's bonkers
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm not comparing at all, but it sure does yeah!! I just today had my insurer and provider both tell me that they're personally jacking me around and no I can't have my meds for another week. Very cool
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 04/02/2026
blog post about how using ai shit makes you a scab
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
That dog is hilarious. Good dog
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Buying a heated blanket was one of the worst decisions of my life (for the purposes of productivity)
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I know that's right. Being a person you think people will like and representing your struggle visibly are tough to balance. I don't think, on reflection, that people inherently mind seeing trouble in others and respecting that trouble. Not good people anyway. But I sure don't like being vulnerable!
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Damn that rocks
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A screenshot of Animal Crossing New Horizons showing Francine saying, "Abolish ICE! Yes! That sounds wonderful!"
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Chekhov has a gun On the mantle, it's not hard to find When they're setting the stage up, it's easy to see They'll introduce it in act one and it'll fire in act three Oh, I wish that I had Chekhov's gun Yeah, I wish that I had Chekhov's gun Where can I find a weapon like that?
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I feel like answers suggesting "zero" discount how many folks just read as a hobby. With that out of the way, I feel like deeper meaning evades that kind of person, and I think they do read those books, and I think they're where the negative reviews for "Ancillary Justice" on goodreads come from
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Right here with you on this take. Souls are a hot commodity and they're what shortform content is buying
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
looking forward to it!! glad about this development
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
He's a Trans-mous-culine icon Am I the first person to say this?
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
yes
lens with the labeling SMOOTH TRANS FOCUS
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Game&Burger @gamenburger.itch.io · 12/12/2025
Tune in Sunday. Literally this has always been a good time- a lot of different artists, including friends of mine i treasure dearly- all for a good cause. TUNE IN SUNDAY 4pm PST twitch.tv/goblinbunker
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 12/12/2025
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
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Slim Fandango @slimfandango.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Guy named my collar
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