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Slick Jagger.

@slickjagger.bsky.social
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middle aged american salary man. i use this website to talk about card games and rollerblading. CubeHeads.

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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 30m
Listening to Stavros on Caleb Heron’s podcast and the discussion of cereal hitting a point between fresh and soggy that is essentially cereal al dente is making my brain melt
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Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE! @mtgdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goblin Lovers! Just a friendly reminder that I will be at #mcatlanta Friday and Saturday. While there, if you let me alter a Goblin King in your possession, I will make a donation to the Trevor Project for $10 (max $100). @slickjagger.bsky.social has graciously agreed to match donations.
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C4AC - a cube charity event @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com · 28/09/2026
Gooood afternoon #MTGCube Players!!! It’s with tremendous excitement that I ask you to SAVE THE DATE: CUBE FOR A CAUSE AW27 FEB 20 & 21, 2027 160 players Over 20 cubes Brooklyn, New York Flyers and tickets forthcoming There’s going to be some fun surprises and prizes this time ;)
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new season of Diablo 4 is such insane Diablo 2 fan service and im here for all of it
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m in this picture and I honestly don’t mind.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the airport doing powered cube on arena. My opp just scooped at 28 life to me throwing my black lotus into my legion extruder for the 3/3. He was far from dead, I took it as a sign of respect.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leave it to the Eagles to almost ruin my honeymoon jfc
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’ve hit the point in today’s food experience where I’m dipping macaroons into creme brûlée.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you’re in Miami Beach on a Sunday, the brunch buffet at Mila is worth it. Holy shit.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Group chat needed a new logo.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If your cube has this card in the list, no thanks.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God damn.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just participated in some extreme capitalism in Miami as one does. Speedrunning high end retail is a nauseating carnival like experience.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My brother telling all the people closest to me that one day I left a Lexus running with the keys in it for 6 hours in West Philly to go party. The car was fine. The point of this story was my brother explaining that I’m the luckiest sack of shit on the planet and I don’t think he’s wrong.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My dad sent me this pic from my wedding night. L2R: godfather, dad, me, dad’s cousin, lil bro
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If anyone has any good Miami food recs pls send them. Have dinner reservations most of the nights we’re here but need breakfast/lunch ideas. Staying in SB but willing to get cars wherever.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got this suit & shirt made in Philly for today, I’ve been aching to wear this.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m getting married today. open.spotify.com/track/21qnJA...
open.spotify.com
Pump Up The Jam
Technotronic · Pump Up The Jam · Song · 1989
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For real I’m so thankful to get to help something this cool happen and if you love anything and shit worked out for you in life you should support cool things you love and believe in (for me it’s this guy -> @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com)
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C4AC - a cube charity event @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com · 11/09/2026
It’s time to formally announce how much #C4ACObscura raised for our friends @maketheroadny.bsky.social Drumroll please 🥁🥁🥁 From GFM to tickets to auctions (another resolving soon for $759 more) to our sponsor & legend @slickjagger.bsky.social we raised: $11,300 #MTGcube Thats community.
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Jay 🔜 In My Julie & Julia Era @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@goblingathering.bsky.social did you know?
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TheProxyGuy @cardsbyprox.com · 08/09/2026
My entire thoughts on Zeta WOTC shows it's willing to pay a group of artists to make cards that push the envelope and feast on nostalgia. Sweet! I just wish it was the group of artists that was already doing it
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank god someone will bring a sane take to this.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We can’t have nice things because we don’t deserve them
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here’s a playlist I made for my wedding. Enjoy! open.spotify.com/playlist/6YM...
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Playlist · SlickJagger · 41 items · 1 saves
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can’t stand the rain against my window youtu.be/hHcyJPTTn9w?...
youtu.be
Missy Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Missy Elliott
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My wedding is in like 14 days or something and I still don’t have Missy Elliots red head wrap sunglasses from the Supa Dupa Fly video and I’m not sure if I’m gonna be confident without them
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
youtu.be/il5LYN0V_24?...
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100 GECS X CHIEF KEEF "LOVE SOSA" REMIX (Visuals by @httpbeto)
YouTube video by abriction
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Ryan Inzana 🔜 MC Atlanta 2026 @ryan.wubrgsky.org · 26/08/2026
Congrats @mikewildspeaker.bsky.social for being a part of our first cohort of Light The Way recipients! Mike runs an afterschool program for underserved/underrepresented youth in Milwaukee, WI. Their mission is to foster intellectual growth and inclusivity for the next generation of gamers.
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TheProxyGuy @cardsbyprox.com · 25/08/2026
I hit random on Scryfall and reimagined it as if it had been printed in Beta
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Make the Road NY @maketheroadny.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🦋 Thank you for supporting our work in immigrant and working-class communities of color in NY! ¡Sí se puede!
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can’t say enough how thankful I am for @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com. We truly need to protect him at all costs. This past weekend was so much fun and a truly unique experience for all involved. And to top it all off, it’s for a great cause. Can’t wait for the auction of (some of) the cubes!!
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What Chris says here is important
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Presented without comment to avoid spoilers
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Ryan Overturf @ryanoverdrive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The stream is live for an incredibly unique Cube event raising money for a very important cause!
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The hype is unbound. Everyone in the room is talking about how hype they are for the mystery cubes.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 22/08/2026
Excited to reveal this never-before-seen cube list at @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com Obscura this weekend! (And also play some Magic, I guess.)
a cube longbox on an orange Obscura playmat. the box is labeled, “Ritual: we are the stories we repeat.”
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think citibike to the venue for Obscura is the move this morning. I haven’t biked over the Brooklyn bridge in like 10 years.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Finally in my hotel in NYC. Time for Diners Drive Ins and Dives and sleep, as is hotel tradition.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Going to Atera in NYC Saturday night for the first time since my 30th birthday. Pretty hyped for that.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My only in person magic this year outside of my LGS. See ya in the city gamers.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
2003.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
OCMD, the land of bad ravens tattoos and beautiful sunsets
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Influencer/ambassador discourse is so tired. It’s just prior ambassadors complaining about the current batch and seeing what we all have seen the whole time. But leaks…Diana was better…TikTok content is brainrot…it is different! Nah. It’s just a smidge different from the consumer POV at best.
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just rollerbladed for the first time in 3 weeks and that may be what baptism is supposed to feel like
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I turned 38 this past weekend and I think I might buy a belt clip for my cell phone
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Oh Me Too Man Reaction Meme
ALT: Oh Me Too Man Reaction Meme
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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Living within the Amtrak northeast corridor truly rules
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