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@slanax.bsky.social
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
making a new yap thread for Dieter Route
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@akinakowi.bsky.social
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh yeah in case anyone hasn't paid close enough attention to the numbers yet: In Fortune's Weave, Hit is just Weapon Hit+Dex, Avo is just AS, and Crit is (Dex+Lck)/2. Same formulae as 3H, just more relevant because 3H has more and bigger passive bonuses to all of these, in FW you rely more on stats
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 01/10/2026
THE Star Ham
THE Star Ham

LIGHT / Beast / Synchro / Effect • Level 3 • ATK: 1000 / DEF: 1200

1 Tuner + 1+ non-Tuners
If this card is Synchro Summoned: You can discard 1 card; Special Summon 1 monster from your GY that was used as material for this card's Synchro Summon, and if you do, it is treated as a Tuner. If this card is in your GY: You can discard 2 cards; Special Summon this card, but banish it when it leaves the field. You can only use each effect of "THE Star Ham" once per turn.
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jolynecore 🎃🕷️🍂 @bisexualwoman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my carona!
volcarona with a flowery face on it
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honestly as mid to dogshit as accessories are in FW, this one seems lowkey insane. There's no Killer weapons in the traditional sense, but the buyable Death spell can let any reasonably tanky/dodgy mage with good Lck (which I'm p sure is the Crit Stat) do their best Nostank At Home impression
Sacred Gem: If unit makes a critical, unit recovers HP equal to a third of the damage they deal
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
recruiting Sirocco to Cai's path for the sole purpose of putting him on a bird that you can call Kalut
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
anyways gonna start a new yap thread for my second route which is gonna be Cai. prolly gonna have less to talk about as I'm on top of the gameplay by now and I don't want to talk about too much story stuff for spoiler reasons, but I'll still yap about my units and the maps and such
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fortune's Weave definitely dialed back the anime from Engage without landing in the muddy greybrownslop of 3H and that really makes its presentation work. I think it beats out SoV for me as the game where the vibes are just on point. Helps that SoV still only had 3DS models to work with ofc
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the pegasus fandom is dying share if you're getting pegged sus style
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ich hab morgen gleich zwei verschiedene Handwerker in der Wohnung und darf deswegen jetzt zwei verschiedene Ecken freiräumen und das Zeug das normalerweise in diesen Ecken steht umräumen. Wird kuschlig. Naja, Gelegenheit endlich mal diese Ecken sauberzumachen I guess.
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Nagamas @nagamas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nagamas is BACK for 2026-2027! Nagamas is an annual fanfiction & fanart gift exchange for any & all fans of the Fire Emblem series. This year, nominations begin October 29th, and sign-ups begin November 9th—more details here! nagamas-exchange.dreamwidth.org/9877.html
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
got myself a new HDMI capture contraption that's actually capable of handling Switch 2 output (my previous one started breaking as soon as anything on the screen moved) but now my Ethernet broke so sharing in VCs is prolly still off the table :/ at least I can play docked on my PC now, that's nice
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
an interesting aspect to the structure of Fortune's Weave is that since you basically play four full length FE runs before (presumably) some sort of final part, there is room for those four runs to all be doing a different sort of silly challenge run
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
wenig regt mich so auf wie zu hören, dass es irgendwo ein Problem gibt, und du weisst dass es kein Problem gibt, also machst du dasselbe nochmal was du immer machst und hörst dann "na bitte, warum denn nicht gleich so" Examples include: Kunden im Reinigungsservice, Internetverbindungen
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gonna turn this into my official Fortunes Weave Yap Thread so those who don't want to hear about it can mute. I'll keep any story posts deliberately vague for spoiler reasons, gameplay may get more explicitly spoiled tho (doing Leda Route first)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new fire emblem is great
Blackwing - Sirocco the Dawn wielding a gun
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ich so "Oh, ich hab Ledas Rally so viel benutzt, hoffentlich fällt sie levelmäßig jetzt nicht zu weit zurück" die Mages, die Leda keinen Schaden machen, von ihr geoneroundet werden und jeden Turn respawnen so "hallo"
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
started Fortune's Weave. why am I pogging at a fuckin settings menu Threat Range Opacity is the kinda shit you never really consider to be an option but now that it is one it's like wow fucking finally how did I live without this. threat range is extremely useful but so ugly most of the time
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dad's in town and we were gonna have breakfast tomorrow so I moved my Friday morning shift to today afternoon (bc we planned it when I had earlier shifts and my later ones now won't fit) unfortunate side effect is that I'll have to grind out two shifts in a row before Fortune's Weave so that sucks
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fire emblem three houses is an immensely deep and throught-provoking game that dares to ask the question "what if the evil dragon wasn't purple this time"
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ich mag wenn auf Plakaten mit Promis noch klein dransteht, wer auf dem Plakat drauf ist Damit die Leute, die den Promi nicht erkennen, trotzdem wissen "achso, die Nase ist berühmt. Na dann gefällt mir dieses Produkt jetzt besser und ich werde es kaufen."
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me when I lose to Lightsworn: they call me a couch the way I got fucked by JD
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
quick garchomp sketch #pokemon
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rider Willie? I barely know 'er
RIDER WILLIE would like to battle!
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fuuuck my 3DS shell broke at a thin spot next to the charging port due to wear and tear now BBC Sherlock is gonna diagnose me with alcoholism
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💀Skelethan💀 | COMMS CLOSED @ebdrawsstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Lugia...? Sorry, pal. No one calls me that, anymore. It's SHOE-gia now!" #pokemon #art
Doodle of Lugia from Pokemon Silver/Gold, wearing comically large boots and striking an absolutely hard af pose
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Straßenbahn war zu spät und deshalb war mein Ticket beim Umsteigen abgelaufen und natürlich war das das eine Mal dass es den Busfahrer juckt wer ein Ticket hat Aber ist okay :) Dann kauf ich halt ein zweites Ticket für die eine Strecke :) Ich unterstütze doch gerne den ÖPNV :) :) :)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Final Fantasy Tactics Ivalice Chronicles has a map where you have to protect Rapha from her brother Marach Marach gets the first move and also has Ninja goons who will move before any of your units except maybe your own Ninja Marach and his goons can kill Rapha before you get a turn
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"erm actually only the headline of this article is an outrageous falsehood, if you read the article itself it's actually-" if the headline is lying to me to generate clicks I'm not rewarding that behavior by clicking on it just in case the article is actually saying the opposite of the headline
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yo they invented a morning commute when there's daylight that's crazy
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't know with what weapons Turn 3 of the Pendulum Magician mirror will be fought, but I know Turn 4 will be fought with Normal Summon 1500 Beater
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oops, sorry, I dropped my 2 Level 4 Warrior monsters that I use for my Magnum Excalibur
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TCG where the explicit goal is to go infinite with combo pieces and the disruption puts Once Per Turn clauses on your opponent's cards
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
average Final Fantasy Tactics run: okay so I'm going to run a Brawler Ninja, and an Arithmeticks user, oh and a Samurai of course this run: these are my two dragons I named them Large and In Charge
FFT party roster featuring most of the recruitable monster species available in Chapter 1"I'm Large"
"And I'm In Charge"
The Dragon Brothers
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Protip: Wenn ihr eine Dusche reinigt, nehmt erst den Duschkopf ab und haltet ihn von euch weg, bevor ihr anfangt mit nem Lappen an den Armaturen herumzuschrubben
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
icb the final boss of Final Fantasy Tactics just said "I am come once more" after she turned her hair white off I go to kill the cum angel ig
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my Wokest Take is that the whole "if you do milk before cereal you are a psychopath serial killer" thing that occasionally popped up years ago was perpetuated by people who knew bigotry is wrong but who still wanted to be in an in-group and have an out-group that's Different and Worse Than Us
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 24/08/2026
Doodle Beast - Stego with googly eyes
the yugioh card doodle beast stego with a googly eye edited on it
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"huh 30+ notifications? guess someone found one of my artworks and it made the rounds" nope. vibe coded website un-read every notification I had
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
leaving the house at 4:20 haha blaze it (I use humor as a coping mechanism)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me at work: aight time to wipe down the faucet the faucet: Movement? ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF PROSPEROUS HYDRATION 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"If you want me to graze on tough vegetation on rocky ground, I'll graze on tough vegetation on rocky ground. If you want guidance and emotional support, I'll graze on tough vegetation on rocky ground." -Glyptodon
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yugioh retrain called "Pot of Greed, the Greedy Pot" with the effect "Draw 1 card, and if you do, draw 1 card"
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
putting my ponytail up higher when it's hot is such a game changer why haven't I been doing this for years already
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If I had a nickel for every time Dimension 20 did a combat encounter on top of a flying pirate ship, I'd have two nickels, which makes sense because if you have the homebrew lying around why wouldn't you do that again given the opportunity (there may or may not be a third in Cloudward Ho we'll see)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
gdi Nuzlocke Invitational tournament starts in an hour but it's gonna go through the whole night and I gotta be up early for work tomorrow will have to watch it tomorrow after work ig
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fire Emblem Engage should've broken up its "engaged units take victory lines from their Emblem" pattern for exactly one pairing and it's that Fogado's or Pandreo's victory line when engaged with Tiki should've been "dragon deez nuts"
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