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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 7h
whose idea was it to have the part of the game where you have four times the trained units also go *down* in deployment limit this is killing me there's a couple set units and roles I want in the core squad but I might actually rotate flunkies since the game seems p generous with benchwarmer EXP
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10h
Also klar, sind bestimmt gute Units (außer Talimun lol was ist denn seine Mission) aber ich will auch actually die Units benutzen die ich das ganze Spiel über gebaut habe, vor allem wenn ich weiß dass ich in ein paar Monaten eh Runs mit den ganzen Extralords machen werde
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10h
what I do know is that I'm ditching every single one of the secondary lords lol, those are for their DLC routes maybe Orchel can hang with the squad if I need an extra Physic button clicker
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10h
god Part 3's initial free time is A Lot especially when you have a tendency to want to optimize everything. Cai especially needs to be everywhere I really need a main map to have a hard deployment limit tho so I can think over who gets to be on the main team and who goes into the flunky squad
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 11h
okay so while Theodoraphant is dead in the water, I still think Eshmelphant has some sauce bc Elephant is pretty good at pulling enemies into exactly 2 tile range of yourself, and then either he dismounts and nukes them all or the other units pack them up the other elephant might go under Ninae?
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 12h
"see when you twirl your weapon like this, you actually do three times the damage" "so why don't you just do that every time then" "um"
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 13h
Additional devastating news: You can't actually use Blaze Arts while on an elephant
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 14h
Hatte sowieso vor Eshmel nebenbei mit Flying Manuals richtung Bau Lord zu speccen (damit die Aura zumindest mobil ist, wenn schon nicht extragroß)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 14h
"Eshmelphant" is too long to fit in the animal name box what's even the point
static.klipy.com
Angry Man Throws Phone
Alt: "So no head?" vine gif
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 14h
okay. okay. hear me out. Eshmel has extremely spammable Blaze Arts that don't need weapons at all. their weapon ranks kinda aren't all that. they also have a very important aura effect that I would love to get just a little bit of extra AoE on and I have a couple Riding Manuals lying around so.
"Anything to save the world." -Eshmel hopping on a fucking elephant
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15h
Dietrich zerschnibbelt seine Rüstung aus Langeweile und später kommt Theodora unter der Brücke vorbei und ist froh dass da jemand Rüstungsteile liegengelassen hat, sie sucht schon das ganze Spiel lang nach n bisschen mehr
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15h
oh goddamnit hearing "Promised One!" in the hub area every five seconds is gonna be the new "Professor!" isn't it
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15h
okay I heard that Dietrich was gonna be a little cvnty but holy shit my guy which one of the FEH Damaged Art concept designers got their hands on you
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 16h
ja das Ding dem Bow Lord zu geben wär ja auch zu offensichtlich gewesen
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 17h
Steine werfen als long range Option für Guardian oder Armor Theodora war gestern. Steine werfen als 1 Range Option für Sniper Theodora, das ist die secret sauce
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 21h
und wenn ich eh schon darüber poste was ich beim Putzen in den Uni-Mülleimern finde: Studenten trinkt euren scheiss Kaffee aus Challenge (Impossible)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 22h
Grad ne Playmobil-Figur in der Hand gehabt und entweder gibts inzwischen kleinere Playmobil-Figuren oder es ist wirklich so lange her dass ich eine in der Hand hatte dass ich damals halb so groß war
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 22h
new meta for FW Part 3: put lords into mages or Sniper so the game is forced to give them ranged attacks on rejoin. why is Leda on a sword and no bow. I gave Dietrich the throwing circles for a reason, game. it's to fight all these snipers. (consider this the start of the Part 3 yap thread)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
honestly Dietrich gets so much free time and EXP that it's not gonna make a relevant difference. A lot of the bonuses you can get will barely have an impact on pre Ch4 anyways, and honestly getting more early EXP is worse bc you get more levels with the shitty default class with worse stat growths
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
teamshot the second, filler/backup squad
Nydine, Lv48 Dreadnought

decent filler armor but her bulk is pretty bad by armor standards. At least she's fast so very few things doubled her and the ones that still did barely did damage. This was mostly a setup to see how merging works, to give the Bird Nydine from Cai route an alternative build to merge into a fast 9 Mov Pass CataphractSirocco, Lv48 Ovate

Theodora gets Sirocco for free? don't mind if I do. Cheap filler, a bit weak if you don't invest into his Black Magic rank or give him any TMs, could've prolly fixed that with a Levin Sword, but he was still a great dedicated "stand in the way of those Caladrius reinforcements" guyNuzzuo, Lv45 Ranger

Shot down some Dragoons, did chip sometimes. Great flunky, probably better than his Shido incarnation I ran in Leda route.Alexandra, Lv46 Wing Soldier

i didn't even level her bond with bucephalus and she was still just a better version than lilian which is kinda sad. she didn't even get to the point of onerounding dragoons with lightning strike but I had her in armor for a while to passively level some def and I think it helped a little, she avoided golem oneshots which was nice
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
done with Theodora route, can you tell that I turned the EXP booster back on (I just wanted to see how far it would put you ahead, turns out it's pretty noticeable with multiple units hitting Lv50+ but the other routes still ended up in the high 40s)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(he did need the Full Strength proc to actually oneround through Auto-Miracle, *but* only because of the +5 to all stats he gets on his last health bar. Previous health bars got doubled and just die to the followup at the latest)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
epic dadao moment. nice flying weakness bozo get absolutely shit on youtu.be/rL2KfoX4qtQ
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Sniper Dadao lowkey goated with the sauce
YouTube video by Slanax
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
aso dann ist das nur n Default-Datum weils spätestens dann draußen ist
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
at this point sehe ich späte Releasetermine und denke "ja nice wir kriegen das Ding in fertigem Zustand"
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ihre Str/Def, vor allem in so Myrm und Pegasus, sind halt ziemlich ass, also seh ich sie in Warrior um ihre Str zu fixen und mit Gauntlets für Avoidstacking damit ihre Def weniger wichtig ist
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hm looking at the Loretta on my bench doing nothing, I wonder if she has sauce as a Gauntlet dodgetank with the niche over Noctula that her Mag is a real number so she can use guns the obvious path is Levin Pegasus but her bulk is kinda dogwater and Pegasus isn't as good at abusing her Avo personal
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh Meme

Dragoon-Klasse aus FE Fortune's Weave: Dragooner
vs
Ornius Rider: Ornanierer
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wait wait wait wait wait hitstacking Sniper Dadao was actually cooking so hard
Haphazard (Bow Combat Art): 10 Cost, Hit -50, strikes 4 times at 90% damage
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass das Spiel erkennt, wenn nur Theodora deployed ist, und dann die Schalter nicht resettet. Alles an Part 2 hat "wir lassen nicht zu dass sich hier irgendwer softlockt" Vibes, ich glaub so was offensichtliches wie "die Map braucht 2 Units" wäre nicht durchgerutscht
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
imagine softlocking in Theodora Ch11 bc only Theodora is alive and she can't hit both levers in one turn
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I don't mind the nazis, but I draw the line at bots" ass post
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ihr Default Outfit sieht in Armor echt gut aus (und keine Rüstung zu haben passt dazu dass ihre Def erst noch aufholen muss lmao)
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hmm I could promote Nydine to Cataphract right now but the growths are just worse than Dreadnought. She gets the better mobility out of it, but I kinda wanna take the growths and then switch to Cataphract once I have horse boosts back in Part 3 yeah I'll do that. I'm in Infantry Route anyways
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Theodora Ch10 is great. you get momentum once, get all up in their business, and then you get to farm the enemy team for boss EXP over and over again for like 8 turns
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ich wenn ich defiant stehe
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wait actually I'm cooking. Ranger Dadao. if Dadao doubles everything dies because it's Dadao hitting twice. if Dadao doesn't double it's against some frail swordmaster type and the +5 just oneshots. the perfect build
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
also boner venter's Str has overtaken his Spd. maybe we give him the Canon Sirocco Special and put him in Myrm to fix that. once I get a Levin Sword maybe
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lysander you disappoint me. now you only get to be *checks notes* a Dragoon still unsure about what to do with Tobias. maybe we use that absurd Str and personal to go Sniper, stack Bow Hit, and make him the dedicated Deadeye button clicker
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Diabolical reaction image
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey Cai route at least gives you the horses (and the Red Powerbird pre Tier 3) to juice up her Str levels. mine ended up with pretty high Str from sitting on a red bird all game
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Early recruit Nydine? That's an Armor Move Cataphract if Lysandre won't be one plus I am tangentially aware of a mechanic where you benefit from building the same character in different directions in multiple routes so maybe she can be the guinea pig for that
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my healbot goat is so back
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
POV you have attacked Dietrich (you have 0.7 seconds left on this mortal coil)
eminem with dietrich hair throwing quiankun circles
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Was sie dir über die Arbeit als Reinigungskraft nicht sagen, ist dass du Beef mit bestimmten Konstruktionsweisen von Toilettenmülleimern haben wirst
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
doing what I should've done like two routes ago and using the Schrödinger's Armor teambuilding approach, where every physical unit is simultaneously both The Armor and not The Armor until one of them learns Armor Move. big hopes for Lysander, not holding my breath on Tobias
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ooo the first map is some good shit. good choice on the devs to put a schmuck right next to where you respawn after the thing happens to immediately get pasted Hogventure's first level was HP/Mag/Spd/Dex/Def
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Theodora route yap thread track the quality of Bonaventure's levelups in real time by how derogatory the boner jokes get
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the rukh lands on the bench and takes a nap
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Slanax @slanax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bro spent like ten Part 2 levels in Brigand too
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