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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 9h
i have a confession to make. it is something i’ve been keeping hidden for a long time. something secret that i only do in the small hours of an evening. when the shadows crawl in across the floor of the room and my family are in their beds asleep…. stephenfitzsimons.com/2026/09/30/g...
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i have a confession to make. it is something i’ve been keeping hidden for a long time. something secret that i only do in the small hours of an evening. when the shadows crawl in across the floor o…
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 9h
guilty i have a confession to make. it is something i’ve been keeping hidden for a long time. something secret that i only do in the small hours of an evening. when the shadows crawl in across the floor of the room and my family are in their beds asleep. it is something to be done in the near…
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i have a confession to make. it is something i’ve been keeping hidden for a long time. something secret that i only do in the small hours of an evening. when the shadows crawl in across the floor of the room and my family are in their beds asleep. it is something to be done in the near dark. i got dragged in out of curiosity.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 10h
i will get to typing up the new section of the book, editing on the way. but first a diversion.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 10h
i have filled my moleskine with words. words of a novel. but it is not finished yet. so i open another new notebook and write my name on the page. considering i started this novel whilst waiting to hear back from beta readers on another book i am pleased it is moving forwards.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 22h
it is in the early hours of the morning i miss my cat kaos. we would sit. him on lap. me writing in a notebook often about him. it was the agreement. now i sit in an empty room. just me the spiders the slugs. no soft slow rumble of a purr. the words in my notebook lack sound. warmth. they are cold
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 22h
there was a time words were lost to me squiggles on the page a meaningless black line hateful demoralising i travelled the path many took some fell by the wayside i crawled on parched crawling until light on a horizon gathered a new route revealed a freeway visions of landscape blurred faces merging
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 22h
my daughter and i are made of a similar cloth. they are into experimental film and theatre. me: experimental literature
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wish I had the energy and focus and intelligence of my youth. there is so much i want to read and write but time slips by too quickly
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can say without a doubt ‘Schattenfroh’ is the hardest book I’ve ever read.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also reading: The Author - Issue 137.3 Journal of the Society of Author Which they would sort their LRB discount out.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Current reads: -Schattenfroh -Consider Phlebas -Steering the Craft -The Poet’s Companion -Getting Published #imamultibookdipper
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
out and about. happy hour £4 for a wine. who says London is expensive. plus interesting artwork.
writer slam fitzsimons sat in front of a bunch of dick drawings. colourful.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so i changed my blog so it no longer shows an email address. too many scammy emails. they amused for awhile but now im bored.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
good news comes to those who wait www.thebookseller.com/news/harperc...
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David Walliams' backlist dropped by HarperCollins
HarperCollins has dropped the backlist of children's author David Walliams, The Bookseller understands.
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Stephen Cox - "funny, raunchy, romantic, satisfyingly twisted" @stephencoxauthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And if you can't stand Kobo, message me and we'll sort something out.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my god - the content quality of the guardian has really plummeted. ‘the best way to…’, ‘the greatest …’ gossip presented as news.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that kid would probably find me an establishment nerd and dull and wonder why I don’t fight the system or rebel against dress codes. he would find my lack of interest in current music disappointing. he would love I write but wonder where the ground breaking English novel is.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sleep pattern trashed at moment. dozing off during the day. waking up in night and early. not helpful. but the early start does means i could get things done if anywhere was open.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ll be heading to Manchester soonish for a few days. where are the best literary places to hang out? what shouldn’t I miss?
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rebellion if you sit down in a room or in a corner of a cafe or bar and write you are engaging in an act of rebellion. you are choosing to go against the norms of polite society and do something out there. you have made the conscious decision to shun communication and contact with your family,…
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if you sit down in a room or in a corner of a cafe or bar and write you are engaging in an act of rebellion. you are choosing to go against the norms of polite society and do something out there. you have made the conscious decision to shun communication and contact with your family, friends, colleagues in order to sit down and put words on the page.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a brief break from writing. it took a while today to get started but ive now completed a new section of the book. it is moving forward week. to those who have heard extracts it is a marmite book.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jasper Fforde’s ‘The Well of Lost Plots’ foresaw the rise of AI and its impact on books.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
so im at the stage of life when my children ive focused time on don’t need me. no cuddles on the sofa. no sitting around a table, having a meal, discussing the day. no watching cartoons on the telly together. all i can say is yippee! im off to the pub!!
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the saga continues with my toe. the doctor at go surgery would not take the dressing off to look as he can’t do dressings. I will need to see nurse on Wednesday to change dressing. foot clinics apparently no longer deal with feet but mainly diabetics. so im left with a problem that no one seems
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apopalypse Now is just a brilliant movie. how Martin Sheen wasn’t a bigger star actor I’ll never understand.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the world has gone to bonkers shit when people are advertising bin fresheners. fuck me. the waste of natural resources on short. the world deaerves where we’re heading.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that’s called a book. don’t even have to plug it in.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
post five good things that occurred in your life this week: 1) we chatted to guy who bought us a drink 2) I wrote some of my novel 3) number 1 child got into a theatre company 4) I watched three films yesterday 5) I finished a good experimental novel #goodtimes
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
saws. de *cat was posting. not sure what is means but she says it is important. she bit my nose to confirm.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so ive typed up my latest writing in scrivener from my notebook. not the most efficient method i know. but i feel more free when writing in a notebook. i suppose i could cut out scrivener altogether and go straight to word. but i only just thought of that.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
its a writing day so as usual i posted on my website but things have changed since the rise of ai gone are posts of prose-poetry gone are extracts of my writing it might be too late but why give more of the writing i care about to be scraped? instead i now post non-fiction pieces pieces about
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
writing day
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
spaces i went on a recent trip across london to a theatre space in battersea power station called ‘arches lane theatre.’ it was a small stage under railway arches. the journey took about an hour during a day with no piccadilly line and a bus strike. but i still made the journey as the event was a…
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i went on a recent trip across london to a theatre space in battersea power station called ‘arches lane theatre.’ it was a small stage under railway arches. the journey took about an hour during a day with no piccadilly line and a bus strike. but i still made the journey as the event was a preview show for a comedians tour that i liked.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
there was a time when publishing was brave. ‘Too The Lighthouse.’ ‘Ulysses.’ ‘Naked Lunch.’ ‘Things: a story of the sixties.’ Anything by B S Jonson. Now it is risk adverse to anything experimental. got something different? best to self-publish. anyway im writing a novel where nothing happens.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the problem with the current NHS is it has become fragmented by dividing up services into centres. recent experience. went to A&E about a foot issue. Doctor suggested I go to a foot clinic to solve issue. he ‘googled’ them to find somewhere i could go. couldn’t find anywhere.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Iggy Pop Henry Rollins Bob Vylan Oasis Red Hot Chilli peppers The Cramps Alice Cooper Sparks The Cure The Buzzcocks
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Watched a few films on BFI Player today. ‘The Day The Earth Caught Fire.’ ‘The Cars That Ate Paris.’ ‘Heart of A Dog.’
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
‘They Live’ on the channels. so of course I must watch it. obey. conform. consume.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
you get chatting in a bar in London. because we are not friendly in London. the nice guy buys you and your partner a white wine. as he leaves he gets you a zambouka. but London is not friendly.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
now out and about after an 8 1/2 hour stint A&E. nothing is is better than a large white wine and anribiotics
A bank of speakers, tvs, radios , and beatboxes in a wall
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sat in A&E getting some reading done
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a Saturday and I should probably be in A&E But who wants to be waiting In A&E on a bank holiday weekend? Besides the bookshop
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
disastervision. not news. disastervision. when everything is breaking news you need good visuals to keep people watching. now some puppies.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ive got a new topic for my next blog post which is good. its been awhile. just need the matter to brew before i write it.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
there seems to be a strong body of political influencers pushing the ‘don’t tax the rich’ opinion. it is mention in many right wing media outlets. the same same outlets that were pushing brexit without knowing the consequences. they were willing to take the risk. lets take another risk.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
enjoying the persistence of an ai scammer. still addressing me as Karen in the email. still talking about a book I never wrote. got to love ai* *sarcasm. ai is killing off creatives
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
an interesting night at the bookshop. it’s not every night you watch someone pierce their nipples with needles. but as I say: it takes all sorts.
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slam.fitzsimons @slamfitzsimons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would like to say I am a writer but I spend more time delaying writing holding the pen away I talk of writing but the neat page Of a moleskine remains empty I could at once pluck a word from the air a clashcoloured butterfly of ideas not to be caught the cat waits watching if only I could entice
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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