Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 10hI'm cracking up imagining a medieval parent going "Uh huh. Oh interesting." to an endless stream of "And this is St Albinus and he has the power to protect you from pirates and this is St Bernadette and she can..." 0274
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 05/10/2026♪ I'm jacking jacking off my penis with you ♪ - Bob "Mutual Masturbation" Marley 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lead singer of Rusted Root when asked how monkeys live: "Simian Way" 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Guy who doesn't know about dimensions asking for a 2.5D zelda 051
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Madonna as an FBC agent reporting on the paranatural nature of clubs 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love my coworker who always pronounces URL like the name Earl. I assume this is true blue computer old guy behaviour 001
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Short circuiting my brain trying to rap this like Linkin park in the end over and over 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They're sort of a 'wet' red barrel, in contrast to the classic 'dry' red barrel. Warframe has loads of them 010
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I appreciate that jumping out of bounds to make him fall off a cliff is unpatched. I love doing shit like that at least once in all the souls games 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I don't know how they're going to stretch northernlion saying "it's THREE dollars man" to feature length, but that's why I don't work in Hollywood 000
Reposted by Jean BisonJack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026i'd also like to take this opportunity to encourage NEW VIEWERS to check out the stream! everybody says it about their own stream but truly, our chat is fantastic and we have an extremely good time 210037
Reposted by Jean Bisonpdf reader @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality. 4871712365
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I've been replaying Blue version and was surprised to see that zapdos is 5'3" and articuno is 5'7". They're pretty big for birds, but they're emu big, not mythically big 010
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The way Jedi Survivors structures all the ability unlocks around flashbacks is so goofy. Cal Kestis is constantly encountering obstacles and then thinking "oh yeah, I already know how to do this" 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Cal Kestis having a mid-air flashback to the time he learned to double jump: A double jump, I can do 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 04/05/2026It's a classic entry in the genre of: play the tutorial and go "huh, okay" every 4 or 5 years 020
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Getting a job as a milkmaid so I can a) hopefully not die of smallpox b) tell the other milkmaids that they're actually bringing Robert Downey Jr back for this one!! 010
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Putting ketchup packets under the toilet seat while confronting the sins of the father 😞 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Every morning I read the news and then clock in for my shift at: 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 25/03/2026If you're feeling guilty about the show you have to watch, talk to a priest about it! I don't wanna know! 060
Reposted by Jean BisonEvan Von Doom @evanvondoom.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think about this meme more than any modern horror property. 282453803
Reposted by Jean BisonKJ Martinet @kjmartinet.bsky.social · 22/02/2026My partner asked me to draw this after discussing how Kermit and Micolash are both just goofy little guys anyway here share the joy/suffering 171986820
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Someone should introduce motion of his head into a toilet bowl... 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 18/02/2026This was my exact experience when I first played this 020
Reposted by Jean BisonAlex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026trying to remember the lyrics to I Am the Walrus and failing badly 0124
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Everyone is always talking about Jelly Roll's beautiful arpeggios 0541
Reposted by Jean BisonAvery Alder, Buried Without Ceremony @lackingceremony.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The Quiet Year is now back in stock no matter where you live! The Quiet Year is an award-winning map-making game about building community after the collapse. It comes in a little box with everything you need to play. And it's back in stock in the US! store.buriedwithoutceremony.com/products/the...store.buriedwithoutceremony.comThe Quiet Year (box set)The Quiet Year is a map game. You define the struggles of a community living after the collapse of civilization, and attempt to build something good within their quiet year. Every decision and every a... 4351155
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"I'm going Mars mode. I'm in my Volta era" - guy who's listening to The Mars Volta today 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I probably think about the Arctic Alive map nearly every time I consult an in game map 000
Reposted by Jean BisonKeith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 06/01/2026Run Button's Arctic Alive LP with me, @ali-online.bsky.social and @notquitereal.bsky.social will be 10 years old next month. if you haven't see it, it's really fun. great LP imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koqu...youtube.comLet's Play Arctic Alive ep. 1 with special guest Ali AcamporaYouTube video by Run Button 1815774
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 06/01/2026You're right to say it. It should be common vernacular to say a game has a 'get-ready' button 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 25/11/2025If you jump at the last second it'll neutralize the impact like an elevator 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Would you still love me if I spent the deep hours of the night pacing through rooms that don't exist? If I changed around dragging the chains I forged in life that I now wear in death?? 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I should know so so much less about the sex lives of American media figures 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Once again, the game awards have snubbed Simon Thatham's Puzzles 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Lmao, I'm imagining the academy awards hosted in perpetuity by some clout chaser named Oscar 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I'm just praying for rain every day Golden showers from dong - piss fetish leonard cohen 000
Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 06/11/2025If you want a pisser I can drain the snake for you And if you want a dripper I'll hold back my last shakes for you - piss fetish leonard cohen 100
